Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Anonymous
Bennett
Anonymous
Noah
Leah
Gabriella
Anonymous
William and Claire
Anonymous
Luisa
Anonymous
Fiona
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Noah
Leah
Gabriella


You used to be quite religious, hence Noah and Leah, but then joined a playgroup and became friends with this mom who has tattoos and is an atheist and a lot of what she said really spoke to you. Plus you were SO OVER everyone always giving Noah two of every stuffed animal. So by the time Gabriella came around you refused the pressure to name her Sarah or Rachel or another biblical name. Gabriella is such a prissy name, but she's your sporty girl - sometimes she even beats Noah when they're racing. Leah just wants to play dolls and color. All day, every day.

You're not friends with that atheist mom any more - she only has one kid and was always trying to pawn hers off on you by saying "Hey, what's one more when you already have three, right?" But you're glad she made you more open-minded. You didn't start worrying Noah was gay when he happily played dolls with Leah all afternoon.

Somehow all this open-mindedness has made you more adventurous sexually and you initiate now, when you never did before. Your husband loves it, though he wonders what kinds of friends you're keeping these days. But he's too busy with that prick Jerry at work who is always trying to claim credit for his reports to worry too much.
Anonymous
Adolph, Hermann, und Valkyrie.
Anonymous
Jolie
Ian
Tatum
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Jaden, Kipton, Fordham, & Emaline


Jaden is either adopted ( & was already named Jaden when you adopted him) or is from a previous marriage/relationship you (or DH) had when you were very young.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Stephanie


You are from Long Island. Stephanie, who you now admit you spoiled a bit as a child, is in her 30s,had a huge wedding, & recently made you a grandmother.
Anonymous
Aaron
Nathan
Rachel
Hannah
Sarah
Daniel
Anonymous
Sydney
Danielle (Dani)
Anonymous
Kaylee
Kassidy
Anonymous
Caroline
Jack
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Eleanor (Ellie)
Sophia
Ava
Timothy


Timothy is named after your husband & you favor him. You & your husband were both secretly disappointed when you found out Ava was (another!) girl & only had a fourth child because you really wanted a son.
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