What has been seen can never be unseen. |
My aged husband walking around the house in his skimpy underwear.
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im laughing out loud at my desk |
What?? Please elaborate I say this as my DD 3, has an imaginary brother.....named Lucifer. |
A man walking across Freedom Plaza with a dead boa constrictor over his shoulders that was flopping limply along with each step he took. This was probably 10 years ago. |
When I was little (3 to 5) years old, and in Brooklyn, my parents rented the Rabbi's house from a synagogue. Every night, my after the lights were out, the room would start glowing and this lady figure said time for bed. I was so frikkin' scared, I just closed my eyes and woke up in the morning. My sister confirms, because she had the same experience in her room. Never told my Dad, but my Mom said that when we lived there, the lights would go out when you left the room without turning the switch. |
Where did he pick up THAT name? |
Not PP, but my DD picked up that name from Cinderella. The stepmother's cat is named Lucifer. |
I suspect the same. She had a classmate named Lucas, stumbled over his name and it came out like Lucifer. We laughed and it stuck. Now, I am a mother of two. A little girl and the Prince of darkness. |
Played the Ouiji board with a friend as a kid. We were nervous beforehand so we checked the closets and under her bed before we shut her door and played. Can't remember what it said but the thing was moving easily and I remember us telling it to prove something it spelled out. Well all hell broke loose literally. This scary, furry thing with fangs lunged at us from under the bed. All I remember is jumping up screaming and running as fast as I could to get home. I am not the same person since and it made believe in God and the Devil, because I think that is what I saw.
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A woman once told me that, though she was no longer producing any milk, sometimes she let he kid "latch on...." And I said, "That's just letting your kid suck on your boobs..." And she left the room. Breastfeeders, there IS actually a difference between breastfeeding and breast sucking. One is for your husband, not your child. |
Haha! Good for you for saying that. |
Dirty dice in a sealed board game. |
It's called comfort nursing. Even infants suck when no milk is coming out before letdown. Scarier still are your hangups. |
+1 Seriously, ever heard of a pacifier. No milk comes out of it. |