Such an Awful Morning

[Anonymous]

If this was OP's worst morning ever, she has led a pretty charmed life. Yes, living in the suburbs and eating canned tuna does sound pretty bad, but life could be a lot worse. Perhaps she needs to see more of the world to get some perspective.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, this is a NP but I am now becoming concerned about my habit of using canned salmon to make salmon croquettes, which I fry! I swear it's in multiple recipes (see, e.g., http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/basic-salmon-croquettes). Salmon is not tuna, but it is a canned fish that I have been frying forever. Am I now painted with the same brush as OP? Should I keep this practice a secret from friends and coworkers?

The good news is that I have never made them in the morning, or while wearing work clothes, and I am very punctual

Yes, do not tell anyone. Ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh man I love this thread. I just read the whole thing and LOL'd at least five times.

Me too. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband always puts together a big salad in the morning to take to work. When he over sleeps, he very angrily assembles the salad. I say "honey, just buy lunch today, one day is not going to break the bank." It's like he can't understand how to alter his routine, MUST MAKE SALAD.

Every morning? How hard is it to make a few days' worth of salads at one time?

Has he heard of Mason jar salads? He can make them all at once and they keep!!!

[Anonymous]

Ignore these aholes who are more concerned about the Tuna.

If this guy was driving fast dangerous...that's a real scary problem.

I was in the same boat, and I can only suggest...make a plan and get rid of him. That's a disturbed person your bigger problem.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ignore these aholes who are more concerned about the Tuna.

If this guy was driving fast dangerous...that's a real scary problem.

I was in the same boat, and I can only suggest...make a plan and get rid of him. That's a disturbed person your bigger problem.

And make certain your plan includes tuna. Fried morning tuna with cumin.

[Anonymous]

Sigh. The thread has derailed but your husband is a dick.

[Anonymous]

I'm craving for some tuna now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ignore these aholes who are more concerned about the Tuna.

If this guy was driving fast dangerous...that's a real scary problem.

I was in the same boat, and I can only suggest...make a plan and get rid of him. That's a disturbed person your bigger problem.

Put down the bottle, hon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, this is a NP but I am now becoming concerned about my habit of using canned salmon to make salmon croquettes, which I fry! I swear it's in multiple recipes (see, e.g., http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/basic-salmon-croquettes). Salmon is not tuna, but it is a canned fish that I have been frying forever. Am I now painted with the same brush as OP? Should I keep this practice a secret from friends and coworkers?

The good news is that I have never made them in the morning, or while wearing work clothes, and I am very punctual

Salmon is different! Unless you fry it in tumeric and bring it to work.

Seriously, no one should ever bring fish to work.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Who wakes up late and, knowing they have a presentation to prepare for, decides to cook lunch? When I wake up late, I'm figuring out how much of my morning routine I can condense or cut out to save time. OP and her husband just don't seem very bright.

Hate to pile on, but I am curious what ethnicity or from what culture OP is.

She sounds very WASPY to me.

No, based on the reaction to the fried tuna, the given recipe/spices, and the absolute lack of communication between her & her DH... I am thinking there is an ethnicity.

No way on earth would any of my Indian friends eat anything so disgusting! That's like what a clueless white girl does with Indian spices.

+1. And with 1.1 billion of us we don't have the genetic makeup to be claustrophobic in trains.

[Anonymous]

#teamlightlyfriedtuna
#turmeric4lyfe

[Anonymous]

Your husband sounds like a controlling asshole. You weren't responding in the way he expected, and he punished you by driving dangerously.
I'm not sure what to say about frying tuna at 7:30 a.m. I think the smell would make me vomit. But hey.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sigh. The thread has derailed but your husband is a dick.

He might be -- most likely is based on the other thread -- but he didn't do anything wrong in this thread. Unless he turned off the OP's alarm.

[Anonymous]

http://www.yummly.com/recipes/fried-canned-tuna