Smelly Trump🎶Smelly Trump

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Anonymous wrote:You people think you’re being funny, but you forget your moderator makes his living through advertising, and it doesn’t take much for advertisers to think it’s over the top, and start punishing Jeff. But do go on - it’s all about you.

No it’s all about Trump’s foul odor. Which is both literal and metaphorical.

Again, funny people do not play with a man’s livelihood. Juvenile people do

I assume you're referring to twitter.

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He smells so bad Melania won’t even share a car with him.

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He absolutely looks like he smells.

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Anonymous wrote:So a myriad of msm stories about Trump being a germaphobe who uses purell constantly:

The Purell presidency: Trump aides learn the president’s real red line
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/07/07/donald-trump-germaphobe-1399258

Two and a half years into his term, President Donald Trump is solidifying his standing as the most germ-conscious man to ever lead the free world. His aversion shows up in meetings at the White House, on the campaign trail and at 30,000 feet. And everyone close to Trump knows the president’s true red line.

“If you’re the perpetrator of a cough or of a sneeze or any kind of thing that makes you look sick, you get that look,” said a former Trump campaign official. “You get the scowl. You get the response of — he’ll put a hand up in a gesture of, you should be backing away from him, you should be more considerate and you should extricate yourself from the situation.”

The president’s admitted germaphobia has been a fixture throughout his career — from real-estate deal rooms to casino floors — and it’s now popping up in more public ways.

Led by notorious germaphobe, West Wing braces for coronavirus


He is a self-described germaphobe who is known to glare at aides who sneeze in his vicinity or try to shake hands with him after coughing. Before becoming president, he once wrote the practice of shaking hands was "barbaric," though it's one political tradition even he's been unable to banish.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/03/03/politics/donald-trump-germaphobe-coronavirus/index.html

Some Experts Worry as a Germ-Phobic Trump Confronts a Growing Epidemic

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/10/us/politics/trump-coronavirus-epidemic.html


Trump Says He Is Scared of Germs and Needs to Drink From a Straw to Avoid Contamination
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-scared-germs-needs-drink-straw-avoid-contamination-671730


Germ-averse Trump had more than his own health at stake as he focused on coronavirus response from afar

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/germ-averse-trump-had-more-than-his-own-health-at-stake-as-he-focused-on-coronavirus-response-from-afar/2020/02/26/337fb3e0-588d-11ea-ab68-101ecfec2532_story.html

But now he’s a dirty person who wears medicated Cover Girl makeup, doesn’t wash it off, and smells like ketchup? The guy who made people entering the Oval Office wash their hands in the Oval Office bathroom?

Has anyone posting here ever smelled ketchup on another adult? You would see ketchup smeared on someone’s hands, face, or clothing if they smelled so strongly of ketchup you were taken aback by it. This is truly the dumbest timeline.

This is pure desperation and unemployed Adam was sent out to flog a ridiculous story because he himself is desperate.

You obviously don't know about famous germaphobe Howard Hughes and how that ended. This is textbook stuff, PP.

https://www.apa.org/monitor/julaug05/hughes
Hughes's germ phobia revealed in psychological autopsy

Ironically, Hughes ended up neglecting his own hygiene later in his life, rarely bathing or brushing his teeth. He even forced his compulsions on those around him, ordering staff to wash their hands multiple times and layer their hands with paper towels when serving his food.

"He didn't believe germs could come from him, just from the outside," Fowler explains. "He was convinced that he was going to be contaminated from the outside."

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Anonymous wrote:Actually, we are here making fun of MAGA snowflakes who can't deal with their dear leader getting made fun of for his flaws, like he does to everyone else.

It is one of the great ironies.

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pov: the oval office, after you just dropped your third steaming load of the day into custom made, gold embossed Trump 45/47 presidential diapers.


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Hey, I just wanted to remind everyone how HARD Donald Trump is working, both to further full his diapers and the room with a funk smelled ‘round the world and NOW to work on behalf of undocumented immigrants. No one else has ever flip flopped their ideals so hard - first it WAS an emergency that must dealt with and now it is NOT an emergency, because fixing it might aid regular boring law abiding, non smelly President Biden in getting re-elected. That is HARD, SMELLY WORK. And no one is doing that work but Donald Trump!

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What do we think this smells like?

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Anonymous wrote:What do we think this smells like?

"Eau de Parfum" or "Eww de Barfum"

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do we think this smells like?

"Eau de Parfum" or "Eww de Barfum"

Probably has the scent of liberal tears.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do we think this smells like?

"Eau de Parfum" or "Eww de Barfum"

Eww de Buffoon

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Anonymous wrote:What do we think this smells like?

The notes are probably listed as something like, “crisp green bills, the fresh air of achievement and power.” Translation: overpriced Axe.