Eat your ham, Tina. |
| You’re ruining our lives and eating all our steak. |
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Sushi? Sushi?! You think this is about sushi?!
(From Monsters, Inc.) |
| I'll make him an offer he can't refuse |
| He's sleeping with the fishes |
| I'll have what she's having |
Is this your homework, Larry? |
| Well the world needs ditch diggers, too. |
| All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off. |
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When at an expensive restaurant:
“ You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?” |
| You're looking very purple-y |
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Why don’t you fix your little problem and light this candle? (The Right Stuff)
I was told there would be cake. (Office space) Don’t be a guy. The world is full of guys. Be a man. (Say Anything) There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don’t. (What about Bob) |
| I've got an idea forming in my head (Time Bandits; must be said with an accent) |
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I can't believe no one has said it yet:
"It might be a tumor. It's not a tumor!" We also regularly wake each other up with: "OK, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there. It's cold out there every day." |
| How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. |