Movie lines you repeat among your family

[Anonymous]

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?!

[Anonymous]

“I’ll tell you what, you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s a$$, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.”

"Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug."

[Anonymous]

My 12yo likes to quote the Addams Family: "Are these cookies made from real Girl Scouts?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You’re out of your element, Donny.

Phone's ringing, Dude...

[Anonymous]

From Aliens:

Drake, we are leaving (when someone is taking a long time to get out the door).

Why don't you put her in charge?!

I feel safer already.

She don't like the cornbread neither.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So many, but here’s a few:

“This isn’t where I parked my car” (no one has mentioned this movie, so I want to see if someone knows it)

“Will that make you love me?!!!” (Wedding Crashers)

More often we make references rather than full quotes, as in “that must be an African swallow - a European swallow couldn’t carry that”

And from TV:

“The goggles! They do nothing!”

“There was an onion on my belt, as was the style of the time”

Dude, where’s my car?

And THEN?!

PP here - sorry, wrong movie I actually don’t like Dude where’s my car!

[Anonymous]

Don’t call me Shirley.
I picked the wrong day to quit metamphetamines.
He never vomits at home.

Movie?? Best ever.

[Anonymous]

"you smell like old people. and soap". (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

"One is enough for anyone". Willy Wonka


Two of my favorite family movies, obviously lol.

[Anonymous]

"I am an excellent driver." (Rain Man)

"The dishes are done, man!" (Don't Tell Mom, The Babysitter's Dead)

[Anonymous]

“So I was just wondering when we're gonna have to sit down and re-evaluate our decision-making paradigm.”

“Well, strictly speaking, we don't have one. But we're working hard on that.”

“You're no Thomas Jefferson, either. Let's call it even.“

“I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.”

“That's a bold move, Cotton“

“Turn it off! Turn it off!”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Bye, Felicia" - Friday
"That's the double truth, Ruth." - Do The Right Thing
"Eat the cake, Anna Mae" - The Color Purple

I'm the pp. I said the wrong movie; it's 'Whats Love Got To Do With It', not 'The Color Purple'.

That is one of my all time favorite movies! Angela Bassett was robbed of an Oscar.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“So I was just wondering when we're gonna have to sit down and re-evaluate our decision-making paradigm.”

“Well, strictly speaking, we don't have one. But we're working hard on that.”

“You're no Thomas Jefferson, either. Let's call it even.“

“I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.”

“That's a bold move, Cotton“

“Turn it off! Turn it off!”

YES! “Thank you Chuck Norris”

[Anonymous]

“Go sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here."

-As Good as it Gets

[Anonymous]

All sorts of things from Napolean Dynamite.

[Anonymous]

Yee fellas have nothing to worry about. Relax, I’m a professional. Better off Dead

Madeline:
I'm sorry, who are you again?

Fletch:
I'm Frieda's boss.

Madeline:
Who's Frieda?

Fletch:
My secretary. (Fletch)

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious
Rumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley. (Airplane)