| What'd you DO Richard? |
| Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. |
| dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA! |
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It's all in your head Karen
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Make like a tree, and get out of here
Erased from existence You know you want it. You know you want me to give it to you |
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When presented with a dilemma ending with “So what do you do?” the response we give is the best line from “Speed:”
Shoot the hostage. |
Pop quiz hotshot!! |
| Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch? |
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From Tropic Thunder:
Everybody knows you never go full retard. |
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From Draft Day:
We live in a different world than we did just thirty seconds ago. |
| Does your dog bite? |
Your mom goes to college. |
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We frequently quote A League of Their Own but with family names.
“This is our daughter, [Fav Child]. These are our other children, [Fav Child]’s siblings.” |
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Seasonal inspiration:
That's the girl that Santa hates! There's always time for a bow. |
| Sofa city, sweetheart! |