Throwing Balls Across Pools

[Anonymous]

Welcome to Somber Pool. No beach balls, no squirt guns, no squish balls, no screaming, no Marco Polo, and no floats allowed. No diving, no jumping. Tread water with a three foot distance between you and the next person. Enjoy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Welcome to Somber Pool. No beach balls, no squirt guns, no squish balls, no screaming, no Marco Polo, and no floats allowed. No diving, no jumping. Tread water with a three foot distance between you and the next person. Enjoy.

You didn't mention the fun of doing a cannonball with a big splash towards the sunbathers!😂😉

[Anonymous]

I hate when a small group (3-4) people occupies a whole pool with their football. Happens a lot in the resorts. One group played ball near a swim-up bar and got a woman in the head. Ugh.

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Anonymous wrote:This brings me back to being pregnant with my firstborn and being in a hotel pool where two teenage boys were tossing those torpedo diving toys back and forth each other. One hit me smack in the head at a fairly high speed. It was hard plastic which hurt!

I would expect it.

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Anonymous wrote:This is what bro dads do. Not that I'm complaining. They are usually hot and ripped

And they do it without any kids in sight. I don't care how hot and ripped are people if they are intentionally space hogging.

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I’ve actually twice now gotten teens evicted from the pool for foul language and not following lifeguard instructions and general lifeguard behavior.

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Anonymous wrote:This post brings me to tears. Why are we targeting children playing with their fathers? It's a sweet and loving thing.

That football hitting my face is not sweet and loving. My being asked to put down my book to “pass” that stray ball to you that your kid neglected to catch or threw astray is not sweet and loving. Everything is not about your kids lady.

Calm down Karen. If you want some quiet pool for just you, build your own.

When people are in a public space, they need to show consideration for other people. A public pool is one of those places. People who want to throw balls, squirt guns, etc. are the ones who need to build their own pools. They can hit each other in the head all they want in their own space.

There’s a baby pool for people who are overly sensitive about their children being subjected to…Nerf balls.

Exactly.

Think of the millions of kids who are killed or maimed by errant ounces of foam rubber toys every year.


Thoughts and prayers.

It’s a wonder any children even survive the summer, what with Nerf toys whizzing around like incoming mortar fire.

We need reasonable, common-sense fun safety laws. And by that I of course mean a total ban on anything popularly regarded as “fun”.

Your out of control boys with no discipline can have their “fun” at your house. This is a public pool and they have to share it with the rest of us. The world doesn’t revolve around them. Shocking to you, I know.

I absolutely love my two out of control boys running around with their equally out of control buddies, raising hell, throwing balls, frisbees, splashing people, having squirt gun battles, doing cannonballs, and irritating the sh!t out of all the stiffs at the pool. I live for this stuff. Because I know they’re having fun. And that’s what being a 10 year old is about.

I buy them ice cream is they can get other moms to yell at them. It’s a game we play.

Sure, you love it until your kid cannonballs on top of another kid and causes paralysis. Then the parent sues the pants off you and your kid has to go to community college because his college fund has gone to pay for medical bills. Animals raising animals.

Wait... I thought the issue was throwing balls. Now they aren't allowed to throw balls OR do a cannonball?

Yes. Nerf balls are for playground use. Cannonballs result in harm and injury.

Why is this so hard to understand

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:This is what bro dads do. Not that I'm complaining. They are usually hot and ripped

And they do it without any kids in sight. I don't care how hot and ripped are people if they are intentionally space hogging.

Speak for yourself. I go to the pool for eye candy.

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Anonymous wrote:And we wonder why there are so few viable men in the adult dating pool. I weep for our daughers.

My daughter is a ball thrower.

Hopefully you are teaching her to be more considerate and specially aware than PP.

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Anonymous wrote:This is what bro dads do. Not that I'm complaining. They are usually hot and ripped

And they do it without any kids in sight. I don't care how hot and ripped are people if they are intentionally space hogging.

Speak for yourself. I go to the pool for eye candy.

Well, sucks to be you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Let’s consider a different location to help drive the point home. If you were at a busy playground where kids were running around, how would you feel if a couple of people suddenly decided to start throwing a football or other ball across the playground?

If two kids were throwing a nerf football across a playground....I wouldn't even think twice. That's what playgrounds are for

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t understand why people do this at public pools when there are a lot of people around. Do they not think that someone won’t get hit at some point? It seems so inconsiderate to me. If you throw footballs or other things across the water at public pools, please stop. It’s obnoxious.

Get your own pool dear. Public pools are for low life’s like me

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Anonymous wrote:This post brings me to tears. Why are we targeting children playing with their fathers? It's a sweet and loving thing.

That football hitting my face is not sweet and loving. My being asked to put down my book to “pass” that stray ball to you that your kid neglected to catch or threw astray is not sweet and loving. Everything is not about your kids lady.

Calm down Karen. If you want some quiet pool for just you, build your own.

When people are in a public space, they need to show consideration for other people. A public pool is one of those places. People who want to throw balls, squirt guns, etc. are the ones who need to build their own pools. They can hit each other in the head all they want in their own space.

There’s a baby pool for people who are overly sensitive about their children being subjected to…Nerf balls.

Exactly.

Think of the millions of kids who are killed or maimed by errant ounces of foam rubber toys every year.


Thoughts and prayers.

It’s a wonder any children even survive the summer, what with Nerf toys whizzing around like incoming mortar fire.

We need reasonable, common-sense fun safety laws. And by that I of course mean a total ban on anything popularly regarded as “fun”.

Your out of control boys with no discipline can have their “fun” at your house. This is a public pool and they have to share it with the rest of us. The world doesn’t revolve around them. Shocking to you, I know.

I absolutely love my two out of control boys running around with their equally out of control buddies, raising hell, throwing balls, frisbees, splashing people, having squirt gun battles, doing cannonballs, and irritating the sh!t out of all the stiffs at the pool. I live for this stuff. Because I know they’re having fun. And that’s what being a 10 year old is about.

I buy them ice cream is they can get other moms to yell at them. It’s a game we play.

Sure, you love it until your kid cannonballs on top of another kid and causes paralysis. Then the parent sues the pants off you and your kid has to go to community college because his college fund has gone to pay for medical bills. Animals raising animals.

Wait... I thought the issue was throwing balls. Now they aren't allowed to throw balls OR do a cannonball?

Yes. Nerf balls are for playground use. Cannonballs result in harm and injury.

Why is this so hard to understand

Pulleze

[Anonymous]

This may be the best topic ever

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This may be the best topic ever

+1 quelle horreur! 😂