Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Anonymous wrote:

DD- Hadley

Hadley is your miracle girl, conceived at 41 after 3 years of fertility treatments. She's a fiesty but sweet soccer player, who at 13, prefers to wear her long straight hair pulled back in a pony tail with headband and is just beginning to notice boys. On Saturday mornings, you have a routine of going on a run together, followed by blueberrry muffins and frapachinos (mocha decap for her) at the local bakery. She reminds you a lot of yourself as a child - well liked, athletic, and pretty easy-going.

You and your DH have a strong marriage. His two older daughters visit regularly when home from college, and Hadley thinks the world of them. You've done your best to be a good step-mother to them, and on some level think they respect you more than their biological mother, who is a bit of a basket-case.

Thats pretty good! She is my miracle girl conceived through IVF after 5 cycles! Although I conceived her at age 38! She is only 2, but I am athletic and I'm a runner!
No step children!

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Anonymous wrote:Thomas (Tommy)
Emily

Bump

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Casey (boy)

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Lochlan, Aveline, Kieran

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Tara

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Sailor (a girl)

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Ava and Luke

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Sawyer and Amelia

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Cornelius and Dot

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Tyler and Nicki

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Matt, Mark, Luke, John, Mary

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Anonymous wrote:Samira

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Anonymous wrote:Samira

You were in the Peace Corps in Uzbekistan during 2005 and 2006 and dated a Moroccan doctor from Doctors Without Borders. He had a Bosnian driver who had been a mercenary in Afghanistan but was in an IEP explosion and saved by anAlgerian mercenary who brought him to Uzbekistan. At night the Bosnian, named Aziz, would sing of his wife, Samera, who he could not locate. All of you fell into singing along with him his plaintive plea for her return

When you returned to the States you went to grad school and now run a small nonprofit who provides weekend meals for poor children across the country. One day you were visiting a center in Detroit and met an older Bosnian woman named Semira. You asked a little bit about her but was told she spoke only to the children at the center. On the flight home you were nauseous and feverish and suffered a severe flu like illness for seven days. When you went back to your doctor, she asked if you could be pregnant noting when she checked your lymph nodes that your breasts seemed swollen

You were unexpectedly pregnant with your long time partner and both of you were overjoyed with the news. You decided after a long delivery to Na,e the baby Semira, but a mistake was made on the birth certificate and the name appeared as Samira. That was fine with you and your child is now a healthy happy five year old who sings and loves children.

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Finn and Evelyn (Evie).

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Theodore, nickname Theo.


Bump.

You live in a condo by Van Ness, with a open floor plan, lofted ceilings, exposed brick and a ridiculous spiral stair case that you bought three years ago when trying to conceive. At the time, you thought it was ideal - reflected your hip, urban life-style that you were determined to maintain once little Theo joined the fray. Your husband tried to talk you into something more practical, but you convinced him the condo was a winner with vivid descriptions of how your shaggy haired little boy would have the world at his fingertips and would scooter along as you joined friends for happy hours at your favorite spots. Well, Theo is now 18 months, and your sunny vision is crumbling. You and DH are hardly speaking after that last argument over who was going to lug all the laundry up that spiral staircase, and you've put off TTC baby #2 until you can figure out a way to move. Theo is adorable, but still mostly bald.

Not the mother of Theo, and I think this is hilarious, but this does not describe Van Ness. Logan? Columbia Heights maybe. Van Ness is full of non-descript apartment buildings.