Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Anonymous wrote:Charlotte
Mary

Since high school, you aspired to be Charlotte on Sex and the City. You like nice clothes and nice furniture and you think pearls are the quintessential accessory. You drive an Audi SUV. You are really, really unhappy that Will and Kate named their daughter Charlotte, because you would hate for tons of common, non-refined people to start using the name just because the royals did.

Hilarious! Charlotte and Mary are both family names. This is actually really accurate. Except the SUV is a Volvo. And I have to admit I was not thrilled about the royals, but what can you do?

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Anonymous wrote:Hayden and Stella

You have a minimalist, Euro styled home, all light woods and sleek surfaces. Most of Hayden and Stella's toys are made of natural materials--wood Haba toys and European dolls and stuffed animals. You are an attachment parent and so your children breastfed until 2 and will continue to co-sleep and co-shower until age 5. You do freelance writing for travel magazines and your husband owns several bodegas. Both of you eat clean but think it's perfectly okay to smoke weed occasionally.

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Katherine (Kate), Theodore (Teddy), Nicholas

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Meera.

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Anonymous wrote:Meera.

You are an American born Indian, almost thoroughly westernized, to the point that you married a white guy! Oh, your poor mom nearly fainted when she first laid eyes on your DH and his freckly white skin. She had spent the last three years setting you up with every single eligible bachelor of the Kshatriya caste on the East Coast, even flying in some particularly desirable ones from India and the UK for you to met. And you pick this white guy who is less senior in your division to marry. To mollify her, you have elaborate weddings in both the U.S. and India AND you decide to give your children Indian first names. After all, they will all inherit your husband's distinctively Polish last name. After DH got several big promotions and Meera's birth, your parents now pretend that they always did love your DH from day one. Now, they are spending their energies trying to find a suitable husband for your much younger sister Nikita. Nikita has started screening her calls.

Meera is a stellar student and tests have shown that she is a good candidate for grade acceleration. You wonder if this is the right decision for her socially, but then you think, you don't want her to have too good of a social life during her teen years anyway. She will skip that grade. Though the youngest by far, she still trounces her classmates in all things academic though she is the last one picked in all PE teams. In addition to book smarts, Meera is singularly beautiful as well. She will enter politics and will eventually become governor of Nevada.

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Anonymous wrote:Theodore, nickname Theo.

Bump.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hayden and Stella

You have a minimalist, Euro styled home, all light woods and sleek surfaces. Most of Hayden and Stella's toys are made of natural materials--wood Haba toys and European dolls and stuffed animals. You are an attachment parent and so your children breastfed until 2 and will continue to co-sleep and co-shower until age 5. You do freelance writing for travel magazines and your husband owns several bodegas. Both of you eat clean but think it's perfectly okay to smoke weed occasionally.

LOL!!! Hilarious, thank you. Much is right, and I really like the careers more than our real ones.

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DD- Hadley

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Jonah

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Anonymous wrote:
Theodore, nickname Theo.


Bump.

You live in a condo by Van Ness, with a open floor plan, lofted ceilings, exposed brick and a ridiculous spiral stair case that you bought three years ago when trying to conceive. At the time, you thought it was ideal - reflected your hip, urban life-style that you were determined to maintain once little Theo joined the fray. Your husband tried to talk you into something more practical, but you convinced him the condo was a winner with vivid descriptions of how your shaggy haired little boy would have the world at his fingertips and would scooter along as you joined friends for happy hours at your favorite spots. Well, Theo is now 18 months, and your sunny vision is crumbling. You and DH are hardly speaking after that last argument over who was going to lug all the laundry up that spiral staircase, and you've put off TTC baby #2 until you can figure out a way to move. Theo is adorable, but still mostly bald.

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Thomas (Tommy)
Emily

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Sabrina

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Shasta

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Samira

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DD- Hadley

Hadley is your miracle girl, conceived at 41 after 3 years of fertility treatments. She's a fiesty but sweet soccer player, who at 13, prefers to wear her long straight hair pulled back in a pony tail with headband and is just beginning to notice boys. On Saturday mornings, you have a routine of going on a run together, followed by blueberrry muffins and frapachinos (mocha decap for her) at the local bakery. She reminds you a lot of yourself as a child - well liked, athletic, and pretty easy-going.

You and your DH have a strong marriage. His two older daughters visit regularly when home from college, and Hadley thinks the world of them. You've done your best to be a good step-mother to them, and on some level think they respect you more than their biological mother, who is a bit of a basket-case.