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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Meera.[/quote]

You are an American born Indian, almost thoroughly westernized, to the point that you married a white guy!  Oh, your poor mom nearly fainted when she first laid eyes on your DH and his freckly white skin.  She had spent the last three years setting you up with every single eligible bachelor of the Kshatriya caste on the East Coast, even flying in some particularly desirable ones from India and the UK for you to met.  And you pick this white guy who is less senior in your division to marry.  To mollify her, you have elaborate weddings in both the U.S. and India AND you decide to give your children Indian first names.  After all, they will all inherit your husband's distinctively Polish last name.  After DH got several big promotions and Meera's birth, your parents now pretend that they always did love your DH from day one.  Now, they are spending their energies trying to find a suitable husband for your much younger sister Nikita.  Nikita has started screening her calls.

Meera is a stellar student and tests have shown that she is a good candidate for grade acceleration.  You wonder if this is the right decision for her socially, but then you think, you don't want her to have too good of a social life during her teen years anyway.  She will skip that grade.  Though the youngest by far, she still trounces her classmates in all things academic though she is the last one picked in all PE teams.  In addition to book smarts, Meera is singularly beautiful as well.   She will enter politics and will eventually become governor of Nevada.   [/quote]

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