Stereotypes of cars

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Range Rovers:

Always ALWAYS a new money prick, dick, douche who thinks he's smarter and more successful than he really is...AND/OR....cold, self-involved, self-centered, unaware, SAHM who can't wait to drop her kids off at daycare so that she can go to her Soul Cycle class followed by a manicure and Starbucks run which always makes her at least 10 minutes late to pick her kids up from daycare... and then she bitches at them for charging late fees.

That about sums it up.

Someone ^^ who wanted a RR but couldn't afford it.
That about sums it up.

[Anonymous]

Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Mercedes: old, foreign or both

i was waiting with trepidation for someone to mention mercedes. and yes we are foreign (aka immigrants).

Has someone said what Lexus shows?

"I'm too fancy for a Toyota."

I've noticed Jews and asians love Lexus. To me it says you have no soul. Those cars are great mechanically but have no personality and I find the design language to be crudely derivative.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

You prob also get chills hoping to land such a guy so he could pay off your student loans.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

Think what you'd like, just sharing my real-life experience that perception of Range Rovers is not "they are piles of shit and their drivers are all gigantic douchebags" like posters here would have you believe.

I do well for myself professionally and go to the gym religiously, so I'm not suggesting if you're an overweight weirdo it will help you with women. I just think the RR has a certain mystique to it that other cars don't.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

Think what you'd like, just sharing my real-life experience that perception of Range Rovers is not "they are piles of shit and their drivers are all gigantic douchebags" like posters here would have you believe.

I do well for myself professionally and go to the gym religiously, so I'm not suggesting if you're an overweight weirdo it will help you with women. I just think the RR has a certain mystique to it that other cars don't.

Are you employed in BigLaw or Finance?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

Think what you'd like, just sharing my real-life experience that perception of Range Rovers is not "they are piles of shit and their drivers are all gigantic douchebags" like posters here would have you believe.

I do well for myself professionally and go to the gym religiously, so I'm not suggesting if you're an overweight weirdo it will help you with women. I just think the RR has a certain mystique to it that other cars don't.

MYSTIQUE?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

Think what you'd like, just sharing my real-life experience that perception of Range Rovers is not "they are piles of shit and their drivers are all gigantic douchebags" like posters here would have you believe.

I do well for myself professionally and go to the gym religiously, so I'm not suggesting if you're an overweight weirdo it will help you with women. I just think the RR has a certain mystique to it that other cars don't.

The Evoque is fairly handsome, but the other models just look like boxes. I have no opinion about the owners.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

Think what you'd like, just sharing my real-life experience that perception of Range Rovers is not "they are piles of shit and their drivers are all gigantic douchebags" like posters here would have you believe.

I do well for myself professionally and go to the gym religiously, so I'm not suggesting if you're an overweight weirdo it will help you with women. I just think the RR has a certain mystique to it that other cars don't.

Good lord you sound certifiable. There is no mystique other than the ability to pay $100k for a car. And your comment about using your car to enhance your prospects of having sex with girls reveals you to be a knuckle dragging moron.

[Anonymous]

$100k just buys the RR itself.


After the warranty is up, you better have $5-10k annually for repairs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

Think what you'd like, just sharing my real-life experience that perception of Range Rovers is not "they are piles of shit and their drivers are all gigantic douchebags" like posters here would have you believe.

I do well for myself professionally and go to the gym religiously, so I'm not suggesting if you're an overweight weirdo it will help you with women. I just think the RR has a certain mystique to it that other cars don't.

Good lord you sound certifiable. There is no mystique other than the ability to pay $100k for a car. And your comment about using your car to enhance your prospects of having sex with girls reveals you to be a knuckle dragging moron.

Angry much??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

Think what you'd like, just sharing my real-life experience that perception of Range Rovers is not "they are piles of shit and their drivers are all gigantic douchebags" like posters here would have you believe.

I do well for myself professionally and go to the gym religiously, so I'm not suggesting if you're an overweight weirdo it will help you with women. I just think the RR has a certain mystique to it that other cars don't.

I honestly can't tell if you are for real or if this is a spot on parody. Well done!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Single late 20s guy here who lives in DC proper and drives a RR Sport.

People are badmouthing Range Rovers, but I have definitely noticed a before/after that it it is significantly easier to have sex with girls I'm seeing if she knows I drive a RR.

I got douche chills just reading your post.

Think what you'd like, just sharing my real-life experience that perception of Range Rovers is not "they are piles of shit and their drivers are all gigantic douchebags" like posters here would have you believe.

I do well for myself professionally and go to the gym religiously, so I'm not suggesting if you're an overweight weirdo it will help you with women. I just think the RR has a certain mystique to it that other cars don't.

I honestly can't tell if you are for real or if this is a spot on parody. Well done!

I believe it...I think a large number of people on this forum are 30-40s women who pretend that a nice car is not a sign of financial stability to a younger woman.

[Anonymous]

Omg who actually buys a Range Rover. They're so expensive to maintain. Everyone leases them! And what single guy owns a RR ... that's a family car for a fancy SAHM of elementary age kids. She weighs less than 100 lbs and works out 7 days a week.