Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Anonymous wrote:Jasper and Alice

You really hate the twilight series.

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Felix
Louisa

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Anonymous wrote:Anna
Lauren

Hey, I also have an Anna and a Lauren!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Okay, I'll add my kids

Daniel (Danny)
Grace
Luke

You guys are salt of the earth Midwesterners. You are the one to host the neighborhood cookout and your children are the ones that don't need to be reminded to say "please" and "thank you." You have never dreaded a parent teacher conference.

Dang, you are good! Midwesterners yes, love to be social with neighbors yes, polite kids I think, and parent teacher conferences usually are pretty successful

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Emma and Ava

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Kylie (she's 13...we thought it unique at the time and didn't know who the Jenners were then).

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Robert
Joseph
William
Isabel

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Anonymous wrote:Felix
Louisa

You were an English major who wrote your master"s thesis on Louisa May Alcott and then went on to law school. There you met your husband who was in a joint MBA/JD program and is now working for the second largest investment bank in the DC area. His mentor in the MBA program admired Felix Rohatyn
Literature and finance do mix well

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Anonymous wrote:Felix
Louisa

You are French. You have made it a priority to speak French with the kids and summer in France yearly. Both kids are taking French class to help them further mprove their language skills, but in actuality their accent is better than the teacher's. You disdain all local bakeries and cook at home often.

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Anonymous wrote:Robert

Robert is a singleton because you and your husband were in your early 40s when you conceived an unplanned child. You were both deeply enmeshed in your careers and had no thought of a child. You remained in your three bedroom condo in Rosslyn and Robert has had little impact on your working life but both of you are secretly thrilled that you had this little slip up and totally adore your child

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Felix
Louisa

You are French. You have made it a priority to speak French with the kids and summer in France yearly. Both kids are taking French class to help them further mprove their language skills, but in actuality their accent is better than the teacher's. You disdain all local bakeries and cook at home often.

Interesting. The names aren't French?

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Anonymous wrote:Robert
Joseph
William
Isabel

Boys are all future lawyers and will start a family practice together. Girl will be a doctor, a pediatrician. Your Christmas letter typically mentions international travel and the children's enviable academic accomplishments, it is usually immediately recycled.

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Anonymous wrote:Felix
Louisa

You were an English major who wrote your master"s thesis on Louisa May Alcott and then went on to law school. There you met your husband who was in a joint MBA/JD program and is now working for the second largest investment bank in the DC area. His mentor in the MBA program admired Felix Rohatyn
Literature and finance do mix well

I actually am pretty ambivalent toward Little Women.

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Anonymous wrote:Emma and Ava

If you had a boy, he would have been named Benjamin or Jacob. You are still contemplating trying for another, you wonder if the third child would be a little blonde Benjamin. Although life is happy with two girls, you are forced to buy two of every single outfit as to avoid internecine sibling warfare. You listen to Taylor Swift much more than you'd like.

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Anonymous wrote:Kylie (she's 13...we thought it unique at the time and didn't know who the Jenners were then).

Your family has strong, proud military roots. There is a large American flag outside your door.. Kylie used to be a Girl Scout but now wants to try cheerleading. She is one of the popular kids. Your DH is a hunter and is a big time sports fan. He especially loves football and ice hockey but keeps tabs on all sports news. Your tv has been on the Stanley Cup. Oftentimes you guys will wear team jerseys while the game is on.