Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

Jasper and Alice

[Anonymous]

Micah
Sarah

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jasper and Alice

You often receive compliments on how your children dress. Compliments increase tenfold when they are out wearing matching outfits. Your playful, yet tasteful FB pictures are the envy of all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Micah
Sarah

You have an unusual last name that only sounds good with a first name ending in ah. Your DH's name is Noah. Your first name is the only name that doesn't end in ah. You kept your maiden name.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Philippe
Camille
Charles

Regal royalty names! No commoner rube names like Kate, Diana and shudder Fergie (sharing the same moniker as the head singer of the Black Eyed Peas would be unbearable) for your offspring. You wear Ralph Lauren Blue label and only use proper full sized umbrellas with wooden handles.

Hahaha. Not at all. We're working-class French-Canadians.

[Anonymous]

Madeline
Lily
Hayden

[Anonymous]

Robert

[Anonymous]

Patrick
Steven
Margaret

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oscar

You are younger than me and do not eat bologna and did not watch Sesame Street growing up.

In all seriousness, I do like the name Oscar. When I hear it, I picture a very cute smiling, dark haired little boy with a bit of mischief.

[Anonymous]

Okay, I'll add my kids

Daniel (Danny)
Grace
Luke

[Anonymous]

Justyce and Zayne

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Samuel (Sam)
Ruth (Ruthie)
Hannah

Jewish, probably conservative. Live in Silver Spring or Rockville. Late 40s. You volunteer at the temple, DH is a scientist.

We are conservative Jews. But in our mid-30s and both lawyers!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Justyce and Zayne

Your daughter is the only one in her class who doesn't wear Justice brand clothing. The kids fashion sense can be best described as skateboarder chic. Both children have pierced ears. You and DH have other piercings; DH has sleeve tats.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, I'll add my kids

Daniel (Danny)
Grace
Luke

You guys are salt of the earth Midwesterners. You are the one to host the neighborhood cookout and your children are the ones that don't need to be reminded to say "please" and "thank you." You have never dreaded a parent teacher conference.

[Anonymous]

Anna
Lauren