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[quote=Anonymous]An update from Cwis Little
Greetings on this Friday evening (early Saturday morning in Scotland, where I am momentarily detained as the airline seems to be under the misapprehension that the credit card used to book my fare was stolen..). I understand that some of you were taken aback by the announcement from the PCSC this afternoon that, due to the highly unexpected delay in our bridge financing, we are asking the parent body to make a modest donation to the teacher salary fund. I am DELIGHTED to inform you that I have a solution to allay your concerns and minimize the amount of your contribution! During my stay at Loch Ness, I have had the pleasure of becoming acquainted with a charming lady from Switzerland, Frau Dulent-Lee, who is HIGHLY SKILLED in capital matters with prior experience as a TOP portfolio manager at Madeoff Securities and more recently as a leader in the fundraising department at Teranoz. Her and her team have taken a CRASH COURSE in understanding our VISION and they are highly supportive of our planned European expansion and also our FLAGSHIP campus in Washington. As a token of their SERIOUS COMMITMENT, they have generously agreed to match any donations from the parent body for the interim teacher salary bridge financing on a dollar for dollar basis. For ease of recordkeeping, they have asked that parents wire them funds directly so they can then send the school the full quantum, including their match. Details regarding the bank facility are below: Beneficiary: Frau Dulent-Lee Bank: Grifti Bank (Caymans Branch) Account No: 666-666 Routing code: SCAM101 I can assure you that Frau Dulent-Lee has ENTHUSIASTICALLY reaffirmed her capital commitment multiple times in the last few hours and I am HIGHLY confident that this association will provide our current campus and our future GLOBAL network with the capital required to fulfill our vision. I understand that many of you are weary from the uncertainties of the past few months but I THANK YOU for your unwavering support and belief in our shared vision. CL[/quote] Spectacular. 
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Anonymous
| I'm all for humor but this is simply not funny. Not because it's insensitive, simply because it's just not funny. |
Anonymous
It is funny. As a current parent going through this and having to call around town for schools for my children after spring break and worrying about the ongoing situation, these hilarious post is keeping me from a mental breakdown….. |
Anonymous
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May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here A Mic Drop from the REAL Cris Little I SCOFF at the notion that I could be detained by an airline. I only fly PRIVATE. “Benno, grab my bags and coconuts.” GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS from the border of Ukraine and Russia. I have identified a NEW location for Whittle School & Studios for the BARGAIN rent of 10 Rubles a MONTH. AND the location is surrounded by military grade security on BOTH sides of the border. Issue solved! As always I put the safety and well being of your children in the top 10 to 20 of my list of priorities. Ok, DEFINITELY top 50 (or so). While I am not at LIBERTY to share who our latest investor might be; I am able to share that topless horseback riding will be a new school requirement. More on that in FUTURE communications. You MAY ask how I was able to come to such FAVORABLE terms on our future home. It is because of our SHARED success. Our latest and greatest pitch contained these notable WINS: 1. As a leader I have been able to ignite common understanding between the Chinese and the United States. They have come together in solidarity in HATRED and ANIMOSITY towards me as an INDIVIDUAL. While some said it couldn’t be done I have shown that through EXTREME incompetence and utter recklessness anything is possible. 2. It was said that even a FOOL would be able to open two fully functioning schools with $600 million dollars. I look fools in the eye (once I get my STEP LADDER) and say NO. I WILL NOT be constrained by such low expectations. I CAN AND WILL go lower than you ever thought humanly possible. 3. The COMMUNITY has rallied around our work. I believe in numbers. Utilizing the TOP notch data metrics from DCUM we are the first topic to hit WELL OVER 100 pages of COMMENTARY. This is a testament to my WORLD renowned marketing skills. ADDITIONALLY, we are on the cusp of becoming the most viewed topic. AND it took a little over a year; where the CURRENT leader has taken TWELVE years to get to that point. This should be a major point of pride for our community and DC at large. I MUST stress that the short term financial challenges WILL be addressed. Our latest and GREATEST strategy of standing on the backs (and faces) of the families we promised to SERVE is but a temporary measure until I EMPTY your bank accounts. I am CERTAIN that there will be no long term harm done to the school by exploiting the racial, social, and economic divisions within the community. That which DIVIDES us can only make me RICHER. CL |
Anonymous
It speaks volumes to the fact that he has exhausted every avenue within his inner circle that he is left to beg parents to make 2 easy payments of $2,100 (I'm surprised he didn't offer a discount of 10% for the first 20 callers). Much of what you call his inner circle is owed money by him including his ex wife - mostly for his personal use. It says something about the man's sheer destructive nature that despite having accumulated (primarily through unethical means) what most people would consider a multi generational fortune, he has managed to squander it with essentially the same recklessness he shows investor's funds. This is why Avenues lent him $10 million to "ameliorate his dire personal financial condition" and why he wasn't even able to come up with (for him) relatively chump change to save the house from being sold at foreclosure auction. He hasn't made any sacrifices for anyone. Everything about every scheme he has launched has been about trying to put as much money in his own pocket as fast as possible. And more recently, the focus shifted from being able to put money in his own pocket to being able to grift enough to keep his creditors at bay. I guess we all know how that's working out. Who is auditing where all these haphazardly gathered funds are going? The $1 million December loan. The current request. The last minute nature of them (please send the first installment by the 20th - its for the teachers!!!) with a group of brainwashed parents used as the front to make the request. This is just ripe for further fraud albeit on a smaller and smaller scale each time |
Anonymous
You're right - his involvement with Chris dates back to the Edison project 20+ years ago! So knowing all about the scale of false promises and underachievement there, he followed him to this venture..? Brainwashed or bought and paid for or both? |
Anonymous
Bought and paid for, probably. I think he was even a named defendant in the Lynn Tilton v, Whittle-and-Varkey investor-fraud lawsuit over the never-managed-to-even-exist Nations Academy scheme around 2007-2008 or so. Hard to see how you'd remain a brainwashed devotee of Whittle's genius and alleged visionary nature after being on site for such an array of utterly failed business ventures that evaporated hundreds of millions in investor capital while Whittle himself scurried away with tens of millions in his personal pockets Every Single Time. |
Anonymous
| Did the Parent Committee check the Emperor's claim of taking a big mortgage and giving it to the school, before they used it to implore others to empty their savings accounts? A quick search of his lavish Hamptons, Upper east Side NY and Palm Beach properties show loans from what appear to be his wife's trust but only up til 2017.. |
Anonymous
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Hilarious posts!
Will miss Whittle when he's gone. |
Anonymous
Much of the debt he accumulated over the years against his Hamptons house (and probably against every other property) was in the same drip, drip format from friends and acquaintances and therefore probably not recorded anywhere, allowing him to mask the full picture of what Avenues referred to as his dire financial situation. The Hamptons estate selling for a credit bid of 700k is pretty telling because it means that there was little to no equity left in the home. Which for a house that had been on the market at various times for 95 and then 140 million is astonishing. And the Hamptons issues far predate the DC school's recent travails, so his claims ring hollow. It was Avenues enforcing against a loan they made him several years ago that was the direct cause for the foreclosure - not any large mortgage he'd taken out to prop up DC.. The Emperor truly has no clothes. But the PCSC thinks he looks magnificent  
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Communication for ManRiv
This will be my soul communication on matters taking place at Whittle School & Studios. Any further inquiries should be sent to my publicist - Shaggy. Thank you. I don't know what to do They caught me red-handed Creeping with the school How could I forget that I had Given everyone a key All this time they were standing there never taking their eyes off me Never admit to a word they say But they caught me lying about finances (It wasn't me) They even caught me on zoom (It wasn't me) They saw the bathrooms that weren’t cleaned (It wasn't me) Heard the lies that I told them (It wasn't me) Heard the screams get louder (It wasn't me) Parents came in and caught me red-handed Creeping with the Little man Picture this, we were both colluding; pushing lies for a living. I had tried to keep them From what they were about to see Why should they believe me When I told them it wasn't me Make sure they know it's not you and lead them on Whenever you can show them them the gym If that fails show them the theater But don’t, don’t mention the trees But they caught me without security (It wasn't me) Saw me serving Subway (It wasn't me) We didn’t have fire alarms (It wasn't me) They even caught me on zoom (It wasn't me) They saw me creeping in their bank accounts (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told them (It wasn't me) Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me) Gonna tell them that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused I've been listening to your reason It makes no sense at all We should tell them that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused They may think that I’m a player And they would be right |
Anonymous
| You [pp] need a new hobby |
Anonymous
| This thread is wild. I actually worked for the company and, I can tell you, all of this information being shared is nothing compared to what is actually going on. It's so much worse than it appears on the surface. |
Anonymous
+1 All for meaningful discussion on the board but this is ridiculous |
Anonymous
| Can anyone share what happened in the zoom meeting today? |