JoJo the new Bachelorette 2016

[Anonymous]

At least tonight's episode is more entertaining. I guess because it's featuring Wells.

[Anonymous]

wow. this show has become so BORING! They don't even eliminate anyone -- and no "drama" in the house! Most of the guys look alike. What is the point?

and ewww... skinny dress pants/jeans on grown men? It just looks really weird.

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Anonymous wrote:Jordan's reaction to the ex thing was textbook deception.

lack of eye contact, twiddling fingers, phrases sputtering out, not finishing thoughts, then a slight move toward playing the victim...

I don't know who the exgirlfriend was, but how did she meet jojo and when did they meet/why did they have a convo about him? Were the bachelors names already public at that point so she warned her? It just sounds like a weird conversation to have.

I'm surprised alex stayed. I was sure he'd go after Chad... he would be hot if he were a foot taller... but he's so small he looks like Kevin Hart...childsized but muscular like a wrestling midget.

That's pretty funny and true. He would be hot if he weren't so pepped up all the time. He doesn't need to be taller, short guys are extremely sexy.

My husband is 5'6, so I want to be offended by the short jokes, but there is something about Alex that I find physically off putting. He does look like a giant baby (or maybe it's that baby bjorn photo Chad posted that's making me say that). It doesn't help that he's always pouting about something.

It's the muscles + lack of confidence. He's just too young for JoJo. He'd be better off with someone just recently graduated from high school... someone who looks up to him (figuratively and maybe factually). JoJo is too mature for a guy like Alex... and unfortunately, too shallow for a guy like James. I don't think she is subtle enough for a guy like Luke (so very under-stated), and she doesn't even know Chase. So, who does that leave? Am I forgetting anyone other than Jordan? He's so superficial. I don't think JoJo would be happy with such an intellectual light-weight. But, he's cute... except for his girly flip that likes to wing-out to the side. Please tell me there's someone else I am not thinking of??

He called another guy a "little bitch" - which well, let's face it, does not reflect well on his own masculinity.

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Ooops.. my comments got imbedded in the last post:

It's the muscles + lack of confidence. He's just too young for JoJo. He'd be better off with someone just recently graduated from high school... someone who looks up to him (figuratively and maybe factually). JoJo is too mature for a guy like Alex... and unfortunately, too shallow for a guy like James. I don't think she is subtle enough for a guy like Luke (so very under-stated), and she doesn't even know Chase. So, who does that leave? Am I forgetting anyone other than Jordan? He's so superficial. I don't think JoJo would be happy with such an intellectual light-weight. But, he's cute... except for his girly flip that likes to wing-out to the side. Please tell me there's someone else I am not thinking of??


... following up ...

I just remembered Robby. Well, I guess he's o.k. I don't know. She seems to have passion for Luke and Jordan, but I don't really see a good maturity connection with most of them. Luke seems to be the best of the bunch in terms of his stability, but like I said, I suspect she wants more flash-bang-outgoingness than Luke has.

[Anonymous]

I was laughing so hard at the group date part with Luke's solo time in the beginning. She was practically mauling him and he was actually trying to talk to her for a minute first. He is damn cute though, so I get it, but she was not even trying to listen just prepping to basically climb in his throat!

[Anonymous]

"Derek is not perfect" says Derek, weeping in the back of the car.

Hilarious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jordan's reaction to the ex thing was textbook deception.

lack of eye contact, twiddling fingers, phrases sputtering out, not finishing thoughts, then a slight move toward playing the victim...

I don't know who the exgirlfriend was, but how did she meet jojo and when did they meet/why did they have a convo about him? Were the bachelors names already public at that point so she warned her? It just sounds like a weird conversation to have.

I'm surprised alex stayed. I was sure he'd go after Chad... he would be hot if he were a foot taller... but he's so small he looks like Kevin Hart...childsized but muscular like a wrestling midget.

That's pretty funny and true. He would be hot if he weren't so pepped up all the time. He doesn't need to be taller, short guys are extremely sexy.

My husband is 5'6, so I want to be offended by the short jokes, but there is something about Alex that I find physically off putting. He does look like a giant baby (or maybe it's that baby bjorn photo Chad posted that's making me say that). It doesn't help that he's always pouting about something.

I'm the one who posted about alex/midget wrestler. My DH is 5'7. No problem with shortER guys, but seriously I think Alex is 3'8".

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Anonymous wrote:Robbie reminds me of the SNL Wil Forte character, the Falconer. Looks just like. Don't think he's gay, but he definitely short-circuits the ol' gaydar for unknown reasons... an extra node somewhere...

I agree about the boxing guy... don't remember seeing him, then there he was with his sad, poetic, boxing gym-owning deep voiced exit...

there were a few guys in last weeks episode I didn't even remember... not a lot of screen time.

Speaking of Wil Forte, anyone remember his part on HIMYM, where he got a nose bleed whenever he got an erection? That's what I unfortunately thought of whenever evan's nose started bleeding.

Wells for Bachelor.

No but holy crap that's hilarious. I had to google HIMYM- never watched that show. Will have to look for that one.

Evan's nose bleeds.... did anyone else think 'coke'? Because he acted uber casual but nervous about it. Bleed or don't bleed, but don't act like a) you aren't bleeding or b)like you have a dirty secret you are brushing under the carpet. Combined with the floppy hair he just reminded me of Will Ferrell/Chris Kattan/Night at the Roxbury.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Robbie reminds me of the SNL Wil Forte character, the Falconer. Looks just like. Don't think he's gay, but he definitely short-circuits the ol' gaydar for unknown reasons... an extra node somewhere...

I agree about the boxing guy... don't remember seeing him, then there he was with his sad, poetic, boxing gym-owning deep voiced exit...

there were a few guys in last weeks episode I didn't even remember... not a lot of screen time.

Speaking of Wil Forte, anyone remember his part on HIMYM, where he got a nose bleed whenever he got an erection? That's what I unfortunately thought of whenever evan's nose started bleeding.

Wells for Bachelor.

No but holy crap that's hilarious. I had to google HIMYM- never watched that show. Will have to look for that one.

Evan's nose bleeds.... did anyone else think 'coke'? Because he acted uber casual but nervous about it. Bleed or don't bleed, but don't act like a) you aren't bleeding or b)like you have a dirty secret you are brushing under the carpet. Combined with the floppy hair he just reminded me of Will Ferrell/Chris Kattan/Night at the Roxbury.

I did not think it was cocaline. Because he is a father of 3 and didn't he used to be a pastor? I think he was just an hysterical man-child who kept losing his temper internally and his nose would pop.

[Anonymous]

cocaine, obviously.

[Anonymous]

I think Alex would be a good match because he and JoJo are the same size. They always pick these tall guys who don't physically match with the women and that isn't the way it works out IRL. His pants look weird though because they always crumple at the bottom where more legs should be.

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Anonymous wrote:I think Alex would be a good match because he and JoJo are the same size. They always pick these tall guys who don't physically match with the women and that isn't the way it works out IRL. His pants look weird though because they always crumple at the bottom where more legs should be.

I can't stop laughing.

[Anonymous]

I was dying laughing with poor Derek crying in the departing interview, set to "Don't Cry for me Argentina."

Some producer was LOVING being able to splice that together.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was dying laughing with poor Derek crying in the departing interview, set to "Don't Cry for me Argentina."

Some producer was LOVING being able to splice that together.

Yeah, that was ridiculous. Such a romantic song to dance to - when I think of love, I think of overthrowing the Argentinian government.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think Alex would be a good match because he and JoJo are the same size. They always pick these tall guys who don't physically match with the women and that isn't the way it works out IRL. His pants look weird though because they always crumple at the bottom where more legs should be.

I can't stop laughing.

I'm dying laughing. Alex skeeves me out.