Teen son ate an entire large container of Whole Foods smoked mozzarella pasta salad

[Anonymous]

Raise your hand if you’re making pasta salad for dinner after reading this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Per my Amazon app:

Smoked Mozzarella Pasta Salad (cooked penne rigate pasta [water, enriched penne rigate pasta (durum wheat semolina, niacin, ferrous sulfate [iron], thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), canola oil and extra virgin olive oil], smoked mozzarella pasta dressing [canola oil, water, garlic (garlic, water), champagne wine vinegar, parmesan cheese (pasteurized milk, cheese culture, salt, enzymes), sea salt, vinegar, dried egg yolk, sugar, spices, corn starch, xanthan gum, lemon juice concentrate], smoked low-moisture mozzarella cheese [pasteurized milk, vinegar, salt, cheese cultures, enzymes, natural hickory smoked], fire roasted red pepper strips [red bell peppers, water, salt, citric acid and calcium chloride], spinach, parmesan cheese [pasteurized milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes]).

I gotta try this.

PP here who asked. Thank you! Sounds delicious and no mayo, which is good because that is the only reason I don’t like pasta salad. I can totally recreate this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was at the pool Saturday for my kid’s swim lesson and one of the HS guards was talking to one of the instructors about what they spend their paychecks on.

HS guard boy said he spends it mostly on eggs, chicken and ground beef because his parents think he eats too much but he’s so hungry from sports. I was ready to drive him to my house and load him up with groceries and a second/third/fourth lunch.

Feed these boys! If they’re home eating at least they’re not off making trouble.

That makes me so sad for that teen!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Tell him to take a delicious piece of fruit and eat it outside.

LOL after he's eating a couple of those delicious asparagus spears on his dinner plate.

These women know nothing about growing boys. Nothing.

We do know that the majority of 13 year old boys do not need to eat more than 3500 calories per day. Did you know that?

Thanks for confirming that you know nothing about teen boys.

I have 3 sons... 24, 22, and 18. They are all a normal, healthy weight and have great eating habits. Do you have teen boys? If so, my guess is that your sons will all be overweight by the time they are over 25.

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Anonymous wrote:Tell him to take a delicious piece of fruit and eat it outside.

LOL after he's eating a couple of those delicious asparagus spears on his dinner plate.

These women know nothing about growing boys. Nothing.

We do know that the majority of 13 year old boys do not need to eat more than 3500 calories per day. Did you know that?

Thanks for confirming that you know nothing about teen boys.

I have 3 sons... 24, 22, and 18. They are all a normal, healthy weight and have great eating habits. Do you have teen boys? If so, my guess is that your sons will all be overweight by the time they are over 25.

From what information? That’s a weird flex. You can’t remember a time that ANY of them ate a second dinner? Had more than their usual portion? You were with them all day and all evening to monitor their food intake?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Tell him to take a delicious piece of fruit and eat it outside.

LOL after he's eating a couple of those delicious asparagus spears on his dinner plate.

These women know nothing about growing boys. Nothing.

We do know that the majority of 13 year old boys do not need to eat more than 3500 calories per day. Did you know that?

Thanks for confirming that you know nothing about teen boys.

I have 3 sons... 24, 22, and 18. They are all a normal, healthy weight and have great eating habits. Do you have teen boys? If so, my guess is that your sons will all be overweight by the time they are over 25.

Since we are guessing, I guess that your sons hid their eating habits from you just like those lifeguards pp was talking about.

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Anonymous wrote:Tell him to take a delicious piece of fruit and eat it outside.

LOL after he's eating a couple of those delicious asparagus spears on his dinner plate.

These women know nothing about growing boys. Nothing.

We do know that the majority of 13 year old boys do not need to eat more than 3500 calories per day. Did you know that?

Thanks for confirming that you know nothing about teen boys.

I have 3 sons... 24, 22, and 18. They are all a normal, healthy weight and have great eating habits. Do you have teen boys? If so, my guess is that your sons will all be overweight by the time they are over 25.

Since we are guessing, I guess that your sons hid their eating habits from you just like those lifeguards pp was talking about.

+1. Definitely an almond mom who eats tiny portions and doesn’t understand that other people don’t enjoy continuous pangs of hunger and dizziness from lack of sufficient food

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Raise your hand if you’re making pasta salad for dinner after reading this thread.

Whole Foods has been selling this pasta salad since like 2003 in the DC area, along wth the strawberry and whipped cream pie, etc. Everyone here is acting so "brand new" about it. We all know about this salad, please. In any event, it is not as good as it used to be since Amazon took over Whole Foods some years ago.

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Anonymous wrote:Raise your hand if you’re making pasta salad for dinner after reading this thread.

Whole Foods has been selling this pasta salad since like 2003 in the DC area, along wth the strawberry and whipped cream pie, etc. Everyone here is acting so "brand new" about it. We all know about this salad, please. In any event, it is not as good as it used to be since Amazon took over Whole Foods some years ago.

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Anonymous wrote:Tell him to take a delicious piece of fruit and eat it outside.

LOL after he's eating a couple of those delicious asparagus spears on his dinner plate.

These women know nothing about growing boys. Nothing.

We do know that the majority of 13 year old boys do not need to eat more than 3500 calories per day. Did you know that?

Thanks for confirming that you know nothing about teen boys.

I have 3 sons... 24, 22, and 18. They are all a normal, healthy weight and have great eating habits. Do you have teen boys? If so, my guess is that your sons will all be overweight by the time they are over 25.

Since we are guessing, I guess that your sons hid their eating habits from you just like those lifeguards pp was talking about.

+1. Definitely an almond mom who eats tiny portions and doesn’t understand that other people don’t enjoy continuous pangs of hunger and dizziness from lack of sufficient food

I am a mom, but I actually eat about 2000-2500 calories per day. Our whole family is into various sports and very health conscious, so perhaps that makes me overly aware of the bad eating habits and overweightness/obesity that occurs in the majority of Americans. I realize that makes me unpopular on DCUM. I'll bow out of the discussion now.

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Anonymous wrote:Tell him to take a delicious piece of fruit and eat it outside.

LOL after he's eating a couple of those delicious asparagus spears on his dinner plate.

These women know nothing about growing boys. Nothing.

We do know that the majority of 13 year old boys do not need to eat more than 3500 calories per day. Did you know that?

Thanks for confirming that you know nothing about teen boys.

I have 3 sons... 24, 22, and 18. They are all a normal, healthy weight and have great eating habits. Do you have teen boys? If so, my guess is that your sons will all be overweight by the time they are over 25.

Since we are guessing, I guess that your sons hid their eating habits from you just like those lifeguards pp was talking about.

+1. Definitely an almond mom who eats tiny portions and doesn’t understand that other people don’t enjoy continuous pangs of hunger and dizziness from lack of sufficient food

I am a mom, but I actually eat about 2000-2500 calories per day. Our whole family is into various sports and very health conscious, so perhaps that makes me overly aware of the bad eating habits and overweightness/obesity that occurs in the majority of Americans. I realize that makes me unpopular on DCUM. I'll bow out of the discussion now.

NP. Yes, run away before everyone picks apart your idiotic comments

[Anonymous]

I would mostly worry that he might never be regular ever again.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Raise your hand if you’re making pasta salad for dinner after reading this thread.

Whole Foods has been selling this pasta salad since like 2003 in the DC area, along wth the strawberry and whipped cream pie, etc. Everyone here is acting so "brand new" about it. We all know about this salad, please. In any event, it is not as good as it used to be since Amazon took over Whole Foods some years ago.

Let someone be happy FFS

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Anonymous wrote:Raise your hand if you’re making pasta salad for dinner after reading this thread.

Whole Foods has been selling this pasta salad since like 2003 in the DC area, along wth the strawberry and whipped cream pie, etc. Everyone here is acting so "brand new" about it. We all know about this salad, please. In any event, it is not as good as it used to be since Amazon took over Whole Foods some years ago.

Let someone be happy FFS

Your are telling me what to do: am I allowed to say "yes" or "no"? Or is that not an option, would responding be considered offensive then you are going to report to Jeff?

[Anonymous]

Don’t you remember being this age? As an athletic string bean of a 14yo girl I would eat like an entire large pizza followed by half a pint of ice cream. Or be going back for fourth helpings of pasta in the lunch line at school