Ali Wong divorcing

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Well…he left her. And Ali is way better looking than her husband.

Her face is ok, but she has a stumpy body. First time I saw her I thought she was on her knees but then I realized that is the full length of her legs.
A physique like that doesn't go far in media. That's why she resorts to ghetto talk for attention.

She's like 5 foot nothing so there not a lot to work with. BTW it's called thicc now and that's hawt

You are gross and so full of misogyny that you need help.

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Anonymous wrote:Her last standup was not funny. I’m sad for them.

Are you kidding? Its hilarious.

Watching this as a childfree person, I wonder why Ali would have kids and then complain about them? Like it's expected your life is going to change. I get the impression that she wanted kids more than the husband because she said in her previous special she didn't want to be lonely in her old age.

Just because you want something and get it doesn’t mean you don’t have the right to have a hard time or be challenged in life changing ways… also, you cannot always predict how children will affect a partnership (if you have kids with a partner). Sometimes, or a lot of the time, things get really really hard before you figure some stuff out.

Have you ever known anyone with a dog who has never had a complaint or challenge in regard to owning a dog?

To be honest, no. Everyone I know who has dogs loves their dogs and don't complain about the vet bills, boarding fees, pooping etc. I think kids are different because guess who consciously chose to conceive them? Their parents. And when the emotional (and financial!) return on investment doesn't pan out, it's a hard pill to swallow.

And your dogs won't find you on Netflix when they get older, complaining about what it feels like to be their owner.

Hey childfree PP, you are kind of insufferable. Because dog owners choose to own dogs, they can never complain them. Because parents choose to have children, they can never complain about them. Because people choose their career, they can never complain about it. Because people choose be homeowners, they can never complain about their house.

Are you the sunniest person in the world, or the most ridiculous? (And you can't complain about anyone insulting you here, because she chose to engage in this forum.)

You are missing the point. I am not PP. I am a parent (and a pet owner). I do complain. BUT not "in front" of my child, which is what you are doing if you are on Netflix.

Her children are 4 and 6 - they aren't on Netflix unless you allow them to be. And on top of that - her 'complaints' are affording them a lifestyle being mute never would. Private schools, all extracurricular, million-dollar homes. They would have grown up with their parents swimming in debt vs with her success are world's apart.

They aren't on Netflix now but someday they will be able to see it. No one knows how it will effect them. Maybe they will see it something they benefited from (although clearly there are no "million dollar homes") or maybe it will send them to therapy.

It's similar to parents who make their living off their kids being featured on social media. Sure they get great vacations now, free stuff, etc. When the kids are adults and look back how will they view it?

I see a lot of adults recognize that their parents were happier working instead of staying at home, and a lot of adults say that their SAHMs were unhappy and should have been working. I would be uncomfortable making jokes about my kids with such a large audience but the only jokes she made were that she wasn’t cut out to be a SAHM which isn’t exactly making jokes at the kids’ expense.

It’s all the other jokes that would make me personally die of embarrassment if that were my mom.

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Harvard educated means nothing if you don’t do anything with it. He quit his job to support her. She is definitely the more successful one in that relationship.

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10 bucks says her new comedy will be raunchy tales from dating as a "divorced MILF" or other such silliness.

She can't help herself from over-sharing.

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She's got the receding hairline. Watch Sheng Wang's Netflix special where she introduces. She will eventually be bald.

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Anonymous wrote:She's got the receding hairline. Watch Sheng Wang's Netflix special where she introduces. She will eventually be bald.

And she'll wear a wig and be hot. Have you seen the wigs these days?

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Anonymous wrote:She's got the receding hairline. Watch Sheng Wang's Netflix special where she introduces. She will eventually be bald.

Aw, aren’t you a special kind of jackass.

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Ali Wong is cool. On to bigger and better dicks.

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Anonymous wrote:She's got the receding hairline. Watch Sheng Wang's Netflix special where she introduces. She will eventually be bald.

And she'll wear a wig and be hot. Have you seen the wigs these days?

DP. She’s not and never will be hot. But I hope she finds what she’s looking for in her next husband and he doesn’t mind being mocked mercilessly on stage.

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Anonymous wrote:She's got the receding hairline. Watch Sheng Wang's Netflix special where she introduces. She will eventually be bald.

And she'll wear a wig and be hot. Have you seen the wigs these days?

DP. She’s not and never will be hot. But I hope she finds what she’s looking for in her next husband and he doesn’t mind being mocked mercilessly on stage.

She ran all her jokes by her husband before she performed them. If he wasn't okay with a joke, she nixed it.

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Anonymous wrote:She's got the receding hairline. Watch Sheng Wang's Netflix special where she introduces. She will eventually be bald.

And she'll wear a wig and be hot. Have you seen the wigs these days?

DP. She’s not and never will be hot. But I hope she finds what she’s looking for in her next husband and he doesn’t mind being mocked mercilessly on stage.

People who don’t have a sense of humor tend not to marry comedians.

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Anonymous wrote:I keep coming back to this quote in the article:

As a result, the Always Be My Maybe star shared she became "more motivated to make my own money because I signed a document specifically outlining how much I couldn't depend on my husband,"

This is sad to me. I think especially after she became successful, the feeling that she believed in her husband but he didn’t believe in her would be increasingly hurtful. She tries to rationalize it so many ways and that’s what it comes down to: The person she married didn’t believe in her. I think there’s even part of Baby Covra where she says she used her TV money to pay off some of his debts? Ouch. That has to sting. I’m not surprised they’re getting divorced.

I do agree that is sad in a way (that the pre-nup made her feel financially insecure) but I’m not sure how you get that this means she believed in him and not vice versa? I assume it was at his family’s behest because he comes from money. Which, yes, sucks. But doesn’t mean he didn’t believe in her.

Stand-up is a crap shoot. Wong is very good at it, and obviously has a ton of hustle, but she also had to get lucky in some ways. I believe in my spouse but he’s in a low paying profession and is unlikely to make much more no matter how hard he works on his chosen career path.

The pre nup made the marriage unstable. She needed to go out and make money because there was none for her from him. She was alone in her own marriage.

It’s an odd dynamic, because most couples can’t count on family money so in that way it’s nothing special. But I can see how the principle of it would make one sad.

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Well…he left her. And Ali is way better looking than her husband.

Her face is ok, but she has a stumpy body. First time I saw her I thought she was on her knees but then I realized that is the full length of her legs.
A physique like that doesn't go far in media. That's why she resorts to ghetto talk for attention.

She is not a Merck, she us s comedian.

Why does every discussion of every woman, regardless of her profession, devolve into a discussion of her appearance (her weight, her beauty, how hot she is).

It is sexist and demeaning. I am so sick of it. Men really do not walk around the world under this pressure (see Howie Mandel, Bob Newhart, Howard Stern).

Be BETTER!

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Well…he left her. And Ali is way better looking than her husband.

Her face is ok, but she has a stumpy body. First time I saw her I thought she was on her knees but then I realized that is the full length of her legs.
A physique like that doesn't go far in media. That's why she resorts to ghetto talk for attention.

She is not a Merck, she us s comedian.

Why does every discussion of every woman, regardless of her profession, devolve into a discussion of her appearance (her weight, her beauty, how hot she is).

It is sexist and demeaning. I am so sick of it. Men really do not walk around the world under this pressure (see Howie Mandel, Bob Newhart, Howard Stern).

Be BETTER!

All of those men are ugly as a foot and Howard Stern is well known as having a face for radio. Plenty of people discuss that. They've just been around for decades and Wong has been on the big stage for maybe 5 years.

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Damn. So he's now the stay at home parent with no job and a pre-nup that will leave him high and dry. Sucks, but I guess he literally asked for it.