I fake passed out in front of my dogs…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I bet they could tell you were playing!

This.

[Anonymous]

Your dog sniffing your ass? Um you should check your britches and/or have a deep cleanse.

[Anonymous]

I'm pretty sure if I lost consciousness, my dog would be like "Sweet gonna check out the trash!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty sure if I lost consciousness, my dog would be like "Sweet gonna check out the trash!"

🤣🤣🤣

I guess I should be happy she didn’t knock over her kibble container.

[OP]

[Anonymous]

My pre-teen DD was caretaker and dog walker of a neighbor’s sweet Labrador. The dog would be so excited to go on a walk w/ DD that their routine was always leash up and jog!

DD had fallen during soccer and injured her ribs and hip - was walking tenuously. That day, the dog would NOT run and actually sat down while DD got the leash on. Truly the dog had to be coaxed outside and then they did a very slow, unusually short walk that amazed DD-she was convinced that the dog understood that she was injured.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some videos maybe on YouTube of an experiment where guys pretend to break into a house and attack the owner and in many of them the dogs walked away. A little chihuahua mix and some other small dog were the only ones who tried to protect the owner. Search it up it’s entertaining.

Thanks PP! This is incredible! 😅😅😅😅😅

[OP]

thanks for posting the video, too funny

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty sure if I lost consciousness, my dog would be like "Sweet gonna check out the trash!"

I slipped and fell on ice last winter in someone's unshoveled driveway, hit my head and broke a couple of bones. I was in so much pain I couldn't get up for about 10-15 minutes and just lay there trying to figure out what happened and what to do. My dog just basically shrugged and kept on sniffing the ground.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some videos maybe on YouTube of an experiment where guys pretend to break into a house and attack the owner and in many of them the dogs walked away. A little chihuahua mix and some other small dog were the only ones who tried to protect the owner. Search it up it’s entertaining.

Thanks PP! This is incredible! 😅😅😅😅😅

[OP]

thanks for posting the video, too funny

Anyone with a chihuahua knows whats up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty sure if I lost consciousness, my dog would be like "Sweet gonna check out the trash!"

That would be my dog as well. He’s old and deaf too, so he’ll probably not even discover me until he gets hungry. It will be open season on the kitchen counter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty sure if I lost consciousness, my dog would be like "Sweet gonna check out the trash!"

I slipped and fell on ice last winter in someone's unshoveled driveway, hit my head and broke a couple of bones. I was in so much pain I couldn't get up for about 10-15 minutes and just lay there trying to figure out what happened and what to do. My dog just basically shrugged and kept on sniffing the ground.

Damn! I thought you were going to say he ran for help. 🤣

[Anonymous]

My dogs could care less if I pretended to pass out but when someone tried to break in they were incredible! Stopped the guy dead in his tracks. Bassett/Pit Mix and Beagle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My dogs could care less if I pretended to pass out but when someone tried to break in they were incredible! Stopped the guy dead in his tracks. Bassett/Pit Mix and Beagle.

Hounds are like that.

[Anonymous]

Honestly my cat is a lot more empathetic than my dog. I had surgery and she got inside the bed and sat on my chest for 3 days (at home recovering) and barely left me. Dog doesn't give a hoot unless it is affecting his food / play time.

[Anonymous]

My dog catches on immediately when I'm pretending, and makes it clear she thinks I'm being ridiculous. However, when I'm truly sick or sad she is very attentive and caring (stays near me, gentle kisses). Dogs are the best.

[Anonymous]

I passed out about a month ago in the living room. Dh said our lab was going between licking my face and barking like a maniac to get dh's attention upstairs. He said he had never heard him bark like that which is why he came down to investigate.