Why is devout Mormon snowboarder Torah Bright named Torah?

[Anonymous]

OP here; I loved the Mormoniser!! My new name is heavy with import and I feel like I could live on Big Love now.

[Anonymous]

Maybe the parents were big fans of the WWII movie Tora! Tora! Tora! and just poor spellers.

[Anonymous]

Maybe her parents were from the South and that's just how Tori sounds when they say it... ??

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Anonymous wrote:For the same reason I have a jewish cousin called Jesus.

I know several Jewish Christopher's. And I guess you could argue that Jesus was a Jew so...

Yes, and Jewish Pauls. And Christian Noahs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the same reason I have a jewish cousin called Jesus.

I know several Jewish Christopher's. And I guess you could argue that Jesus was a Jew so...

Yes, and Jewish Pauls. And Christian Noahs.

And Buddhist Moses.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the same reason I have a jewish cousin called Jesus.

I know several Jewish Christopher's. And I guess you could argue that Jesus was a Jew so...

Yes, and Jewish Pauls. And Christian Noahs.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Paul was jewish.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the same reason I have a jewish cousin called Jesus.

I know several Jewish Christopher's. And I guess you could argue that Jesus was a Jew so...

Yes, and Jewish Pauls. And Christian Noahs.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Paul was jewish.

and Noah wasnt. He predated the jews.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the same reason I have a jewish cousin called Jesus.

I know several Jewish Christopher's. And I guess you could argue that Jesus was a Jew so...

Yes, and Jewish Pauls. And Christian Noahs.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Paul was jewish.

paul was a gentile. dont you know anything? geesh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And why are all the Olympic snowboarders blonde haired and light eyed, except the Chinese?

But is it naturally blonde?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the same reason I have a jewish cousin called Jesus.

I know several Jewish Christopher's. And I guess you could argue that Jesus was a Jew so...

Yes, and Jewish Pauls. And Christian Noahs.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Paul was jewish.

paul was a gentile. dont you know anything? geesh.

And his name was Saul before he converted.

[Anonymous]

Snowboarding has a similar sub-culture to surfing, which could explain the bleach blonde look.

-Mary Theresa Goldberg
Shanghai, China

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the same reason I have a jewish cousin called Jesus.

I know several Jewish Christopher's. And I guess you could argue that Jesus was a Jew so...

Yes, and Jewish Pauls. And Christian Noahs.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Paul was jewish.

paul was a gentile. dont you know anything? geesh.

And his name was Saul before he converted.

Meaning he was Jewish at one point. Although it seems he was pretty terrible to the jews, so I'm not sure why anyone jewish would want to name after him.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the same reason I have a jewish cousin called Jesus.

I know several Jewish Christopher's. And I guess you could argue that Jesus was a Jew so...

Yes, and Jewish Pauls. And Christian Noahs.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Paul was jewish.

paul was a gentile. dont you know anything? geesh.

And his name was Saul before he converted.

Meaning he was Jewish at one point. Although it seems he was pretty terrible to the jews, so I'm not sure why anyone jewish would want to name after him.

If you use that standard, then Jesus is an acceptable name for a Jewish boy too. Right?

[Anonymous]

Right. See the 2nd or 3rd post on this thread.

Ditto for Mary and Joseph, very popular names at our Jewish preschool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And why are all the Olympic snowboarders blonde haired and light eyed, except the Chinese?

I suppose you have not been to ski area's often? They are predominantly filled with white people, like hockey.