Reasons my child is crying: quarantine edition

[Anonymous]

She thought all the kindergarten class would be on Zoom to wish Gibson a Happy Birthday.
There were 10 (not bad!) but of course not the entire class and teachers would be there
Poor little ones don’t understand what’s happening... but still a little funny when they have no real grasp of anything logical.

[Anonymous]

Dad is showering.

[Anonymous]

Oz was eliminated from American Beauty Star. Seriously.

[Anonymous]

My kids are older now, so I’m loving these! We have different arguments and issues, but the adorable irrational little things are endearing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I ate a raspberry from his tray.

Keep doing it! I started around 2 with DS, talking a bite of a tasty snack or food. Now he is 3 and he usually offers me one of his cookies or crackers. Or if I ask if I can have a bite, he will say “Nnmnoo... yes! You can!”

I don’t know why, but I feel like it’s my small way of having him learn how to share, not always get his own way, etc. since he is an only child and privileged.

[Anonymous]

Because she is “missing Mama” (while sitting on Mama’s lap)

[Anonymous]

There are worms on the pavement outside (after rain).

[Anonymous]

They took down the protective moving mats in the elevator.

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Anonymous wrote:The banana broke and she can’t put it back together.

This!!!

[Anonymous]

Wailing yesterday that if only that person in China had cooked the bat first we wouldn’t all be stuck at home.

[Anonymous]

Upset that Dad didn't cut her bread with butter and jam into the right size pieces--he cut it up, just not small enough.

Mad that the dog is following her while she has her Elsa doll: "Tell [dog] to stop following me while I have my Elsa doll!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My kids are older now, so I’m loving these! We have different arguments and issues, but the adorable irrational little things are endearing.

Agreed. I do miss little kids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The banana broke and she can’t put it back together.

Thank you and your daughter for totally making my day!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wailing yesterday that if only that person in China had cooked the bat first we wouldn’t all be stuck at home.

This one made my day! (tears rolling down my face).

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wailing yesterday that if only that person in China had cooked the bat first we wouldn’t all be stuck at home.

This one made my day! (tears rolling down my face).

Same! Is it bad that I laughed at this?