Worst store bought cookie

[Anonymous]

I like fig newton type cookies. I find the actual brand too dry and sweet, but several knockoffs are delicious. I love figs though.

I don’t like Mallowmars. I want to. It should taste like a S’more, right?

I hate all pre-packaged CC. The flavors and textures are never right.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Fig Newtons is not a cookie.

????

Those of us of a certain age remember: “A cookie is just a cookie, but Newtons are fruit and cake”.

[Anonymous]

Famous Amos. The original Famous Amos were SO DAMN GOOD. Then they were bought by one of the big companies, changed the recipe, and it's like cardboard.

[Anonymous]

Ha ha - anything Keebler. Yuck!

[Anonymous]

I love fig newtons! But Oreos are disgusting.

[Anonymous]

I like fig newtons. Love Nutter Butters (with milk).

I hate the cookie that is chocolate coating on the bottom and chocolate stripes on top. I don’t remember what they’re called.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like fig newtons. Love Nutter Butters (with milk).

I hate the cookie that is chocolate coating on the bottom and chocolate stripes on top. I don’t remember what they’re called.

Keebler.

Apparently, you are not alone.

[Anonymous]

Pro tip. Microwave the chips ahoy and dunk in milk.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like fig newtons. Love Nutter Butters (with milk).

I hate the cookie that is chocolate coating on the bottom and chocolate stripes on top. I don’t remember what they’re called.

Keebler.

Apparently, you are not alone.

Keebler is a brand, it’s not a cookie. The cookie she is referring to is Fudge Stripe. It’s made by Keebler. Keebler itself isn’t the cookie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like fig newtons. Love Nutter Butters (with milk).

I hate the cookie that is chocolate coating on the bottom and chocolate stripes on top. I don’t remember what they’re called.

Keebler.

Apparently, you are not alone.

Keebler is a brand, it’s not a cookie. The cookie she is referring to is Fudge Stripe. It’s made by Keebler. Keebler itself isn’t the cookie.

Correct. Fudge stripe are disgusting while grasshoppers are amazing.

For me, I won't touch vanilla creams.

[Anonymous]

I also grieve the new famos Amos. The old ones were so so good. Now the new ones are just chips ahoy. My 2nd least favorite is fudge stripe. SO gross.

[Anonymous]

I hate Oreos and chips ahoy, which are nothing like "real" chocolate chip cookies. I love the thick frosting "sugar cookies, " though. Also a big fan of sugar wafers, those rectangles of delight.

[Anonymous]

Chips ahoy. everything is fake tasting about them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Fig Newtons is not a cookie.

????

Those of us of a certain age remember: “A cookie is just a cookie, but Newtons are fruit and cake”.

Wow. I just went into a time warp with that slogan. Forgot all about it.

The worst are the soft (plastic-y) ones. To me cookies should have crunch — except fig newtons.

[Anonymous]

What’s the best fig newton brand or knockoff?