If you won the lottery...

[Anonymous]

Nope. I would quit immediately and start a charitable foundation. I would run it from my home in a CA beach town.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes, I'd still wait on tables, but less hours while telling customers to eff off (The Azerbaijani blogger is a biatch customer).

Do tell!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yes, I'd still wait on tables, but less hours while telling customers to eff off (The Azerbaijani blogger is a biatch customer).

Do tell!

She didn't come today. I have a few options when she comes: refuse to go to her table and send the manager, or send the new guys who don't know what's coming to them or pay them to go to her table.
At some point I'm going to tell her that her behavior is not ok. Who the hell acts like she does and pays with credit card. I won't write quite yet what she does or says, but it's bad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How much did the lottery pay me? More than $4M, yes retire immediately. $1M - I would rethink a lot of things, but insurance is a big issue.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No! I would stay for 4-6 months to ensure a smooth transition and then get the hell out.

Y'all are generous. I would give two weeks notice and bounce. I hate this gig.

Yeah, hell no. Shit, I probably would just collect my things and not show up the next day.

[Anonymous]

Not a thing in my life would change, other than I'd be more generous anonymously when I knew someone was in need. I live minimally and absolutely love my work.

[Anonymous]

No. Lawyer (partner) in a small firm. I love my partners, but clients can be so challenging. Maybe I’d scale out of litigation to just counseling, but I would definitely not litigate. It’s so draining.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nope. I would quit immediately and start a charitable foundation. I would run it from my home in a CA beach town.

My favorite fantasy!

Have even looked into how to start a charitable foundation. There are a fair amount of expenses, so most think it's not worth it for less than a million dollars. You can put only up to 30% of your income into a private foundation, so you would need to win at least $3.3 million.

You can put up to 50% of your income into a donor advised trust, but that doesn't seem as fun.

[Anonymous]

I'd need 4 million to quit. DH would keep working for health benefits (Feds, so if he works until retirement we get to keep it).

[Anonymous]

It would have to be over 1mil

[Anonymous]

If I won the Lottery I would start telling the truth at my job every day and it would be amazing.

[Anonymous]

I would wait a year to make changes.

[Anonymous]

Make sure your fantasies allow for taxes, probably almost 50% in most cases and full payout takes a bite too. Important to account for details while daydreaming

[Anonymous]

I’d quit. Just mail my badge in and be done. Even after taxes I know how to be frugal.

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't even close the lid on my laptop. I would simply turn around, walk out the door and drive away.