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Share a bathroom
Or you know what? Just vow you'll always have two bathrooms |
| Cross country car trip. |
Real men don't get lost. |
No, real men don’t stop and ask directions. |
It's Damone's rule #3: "act like wherever you are, that's the place to be." |
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Have noisy sex with the bedroom door open.
Have a lot of sex. Sleep naked. Road trip, just the two of you! Share a tent. And yes, do home projects together. All are tests and or things you won’t do as you get older, have babies, then teens in the house! |
| I will strongly recommend to my children that they live with someone for at least 6 months before marrying them. |
We did all of that except share a tent since I have no interest in camping. We are now empty nesters and are back to having noisy sex with the bedroom door open. Yipee! |
+1. Been married 6.5 years but the home improvment projects we've done this summer have brought out a horrible side of my husband I never saw before. |
| ^ happily married for 30 years and we do not do projects together. We tackle separate projects. We learned. |
Same with us! Never, ever try to hang wallpaper with your spouse. |
| Babysit and petsit |
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Invite guests -- friends and family -- to Thanksgiving dinner, which you will host and cook and clean up together.
Guest list to include: at least 1 person who doesn't share your political views at least 1 toddler at least 1 person with many dietary restrictions at least 1 of each of your parents at least 1 of your grandparents or other relatives over the age of 75 at least 1 person who must watch a football game at least 1 person who doesn't bring what they volunteered to bring, but shows up with a box of Girl Scout cookies at least 1 person who insists that the every guest share 1 thing they're thankful for at least 1 person who likes to offer gratuitous advice on careers at least 1 couple who are on the verge of a break-up/divorce at least 1 sullen teenager at least 1 person who unexpectedly brings their dogs |
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Priceless - marriage would cease to exist! I'd add: at least one uncle/aunt who holds their hugs way too long |