Who's going to watch The Hills reboot

[Anonymous]

My only real impressions –
Audrina strikes me as a simpleton – nice but simple. I guess she always was but WTH is she going to do now with a baby to raise? I suspect mom and dad will be doing a lot of the child rearing as their daughter hunts for love and likely gets with Justin Bobby who’ll cheat on her or finds some other controlling dude like her ex while again talking herself into the idea that it will work out w/ the wrong guy if she tries hard enough.

Why did Brody even get married? He seems to hate his wife and it’s only been a year!? Granted they were together for 4-5 years pre marriage, but he basically said they argued all the time and putting a ring on it didn’t make it better. And then she’s screaming at party boy for coming home late from the clubs? Dude has chosen a job that allows him to be a 35 year old clubbing every weekend, how long before he hooks up with a hotter girl he finds there who wants fun, not babies? And I’m surprised he married such a plain jane type of girl. He better not solely be relying on her for birth control, though I think if he has a kid with her, he’s out of there – it’ll break up that marriage because the misery of his wife + a baby he doesn’t want right now screaming all the time + his wife taking out all the stress on him as he’s already said he’s not going to do any of the work = send Brody running to the clubs looking for a 22 year old hottie.

[Anonymous]

Spencer is amazing. His Snapchat is my favorite thing ever

[Anonymous]

On the original show, and even on the Kardashians in earlier years, Brody came off as a party kid, but a pretty nice and genuine guy. Watching the first show, he comes off as such a total douche! His marriage is clearly not working. You can tell his wife knows that too.

[Anonymous]

I just watched. It is soooo bad. What was with all the slow camera shots? And all the ladies need to chill with the over the top shimmery makeup. It was majorly distracting on camera.
Also, did I see it right that Heidi and Spencer have not one, but two personal assistants?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just watched. It is soooo bad. What was with all the slow camera shots? And all the ladies need to chill with the over the top shimmery makeup. It was majorly distracting on camera.
Also, did I see it right that Heidi and Spencer have not one, but two personal assistants?

I swear the title for the female assistant said Gunner’s assistant. But maybe they just showed his naked and quickly flashed to Heidi’s assistant.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just watched. It is soooo bad. What was with all the slow camera shots? And all the ladies need to chill with the over the top shimmery makeup. It was majorly distracting on camera.
Also, did I see it right that Heidi and Spencer have not one, but two personal assistants?

One assistant to manage and polish Spencer's crystals
One assistant to make Heidi and Spencer feel important by telling them all the ways the first assistant is polishing the crystals incorrectly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Spencer is amazing. His Snapchat is my favorite thing ever

Don’t feed the troll. It’s the same post. Every dang time. And I thought I was a loser for watching the hills. Better than making fake posts about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just watched. It is soooo bad. What was with all the slow camera shots? And all the ladies need to chill with the over the top shimmery makeup. It was majorly distracting on camera.
Also, did I see it right that Heidi and Spencer have not one, but two personal assistants?

I swear the title for the female assistant said Gunner’s assistant. But maybe they just showed his naked and quickly flashed to Heidi’s assistant.

Yes, they showed the nanny’s title as “Gunner’sAssistant” LOLOL

[Anonymous]

Omg that was terrible!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just watched. It is soooo bad. What was with all the slow camera shots? And all the ladies need to chill with the over the top shimmery makeup. It was majorly distracting on camera.
Also, did I see it right that Heidi and Spencer have not one, but two personal assistants?

I swear the title for the female assistant said Gunner’s assistant. But maybe they just showed his naked and quickly flashed to Heidi’s assistant.

Yes, they showed the nanny’s title as “Gunner’sAssistant” LOLOL

Ha! Ok I thought it said that but then figured I was seeing things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Me!

Spencer MADE the show. I could watch a show if just him. He’s amazing! His Snapchat is amazing

You must be easily entertained.

[Anonymous]

Never watched the original but did watch the first episode here.

*Spencer and Heidi seem fine. Not 'the most hated couple's
*I read that Brody was getting hate for misgendering Caitlyn. Gtfoh. That was his dad for 30 years, plus he was talking about something that happened in the past when it was Bruce.
*Bruce telling Brody he wanted to have the same name as Brody's wife?? Wtf is that bs. I would have been so pissed. I bet Brody was.
*Pam's son is cute

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Never watched the original but did watch the first episode here.

*Spencer and Heidi seem fine. Not 'the most hated couple's
*I read that Brody was getting hate for misgendering Caitlyn. Gtfoh. That was his dad for 30 years, plus he was talking about something that happened in the past when it was Bruce.
*Bruce telling Brody he wanted to have the same name as Brody's wife?? Wtf is that bs. I would have been so pissed. I bet Brody was.
*Pam's son is cute

Agree on both points. And Caitlyn said on her reality show that all of the kids still say dad and mess up the pronouns and that it wasn’t a big deal. I think anyone in her shoes is going to be understanding to their children and know they are not being malicious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Where did Spencer and Stephanie’s money come from? What was the family business?

I’m curious if the family beef is real. All of the cast has admitted that all of the original shows were fake because it was so scripted, whereas other reality stars still pretend everything is real. But those two seem to have continued their drama for the last 9 years. Maybe they really don’t get along.

I may be completely wrong but I think Spencers dad is a Beverly Hills Dentist.

[Anonymous]

Brody drinking champagne while hungover - huge red flag.

Mischa does not look good. I get that she is not 17 anymore, but her face seems puffy. I'm thinking she still struggles with drugs and alcohol. I think if this survives for season 2 they need to bring in Lindsay Lohan. Her beach club closed so she has time on her hands.

Poor Brody's wife. She seems clueless. "I'd be fine just taking care of the babies while he's out!" Hee hee tell us how that goes sweetie.

I liked seeing Pam Anderson. She looks like you'd think she look no? She's had a lot of plastic surgery and hard living. God I'm glad I don't live in LA. I've never felt better than shopping at the Loft than I did after watching that show. It's like a different planet that I never want to visit.