I'm going to ask DCUM how we should name our first baby. |
My type of guy |
Sex |
Assuming I'm single she has obviously passed the physical test so I have a real interest. Then I want to find out if she has a brain and a sense of humor to determine if I want to spend time with her other than just wanting to get her clothes off. If she has a brain, a sense of humor and is beautiful then I have to figure out why the heck she would ever be willing to go out with me. Then I formulate a plan.
Given that I'm married there is not much that is allowed to go through my mind given my wife is brilliant and I swear she has ESP. She is also pretty hot and if I ever again want see her without her clothes on I'd better not be thinking about another woman. |
Has to be more than a few seconds. Enough time for the mind to wander. Today I was waiting in line at the deli for about two minutes and that was enough time for me to imagine bending the cute woman at the front of the line over the cash register table and taking her from behind. |
Other than sex? Nothing comes to mind but let me think about it for awhile.
Times up! Still nothing. |
Seriously? It’s just a fantasy, not real. Certainly she thinks of other men from time to time. |
+1. Do you seriously not fantasize about other attractive women? Guarantee she is fantasizing about other men. - a woman |
PP needs to get his testosterone levels checked...or his wife already neutered him. Seriously dude, everyone has thoughts about other people. It doesn't matter if you have the hottest wife. It's just natural. |
For, me, I wonder what her relationship is like with her parents; whether she saves enough for retirement; whether or not she enjoys her job as opposed to being driven to make $/earn promotions; whether she is an active voter for national and state level elections; does she separate the darks and whites.
oh wait, I'm a man so none of those things matter. I think about the types of panties she wears, what's her bush like, is she into kink/light BDSM, something more extreme, an exhibitionist, just how freaky does she secretly want to get...all of this flashes in my head in a matter of seconds |
Sadly this is the kind of guy that gives his wife so much that he is at risk for being cheated on. |
NP - I have to believe the guy who wrote that had his tongue firmly implanted in his cheek based on his opening paragraph. It made me laugh! |
If by that you mean you like sarcastic smartasses then, yes, I'm your man. |
1. Ohh, I'd like to "hit" that.
2. Is she married? 3. What are the chances she'd find me attractive? Then, even if the answer to No. 2 is "no" and to No. 3 is nonzero... 4. Oh yeah, I'm married, so it doesn't matter anyway. 5. What's for lunch? |
NP, and as DCUM demonstrates time after time, sense of humor is not so common around these parts. |