This is why I don't drink in Adams Morgan

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can’t believe that place is still open! Was the dump of all dumps 15 years ago.

I was going to save the same thing, except 25 years ago it was fun.

Ditto.

Adams Morgan is fine op.

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I can't believe it's still open.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A few times I have come across articles where current or former bartenders list the drinks that every bartender hates when you order it, and the Long Island Ice-tea is on the list each time. Order at your own risk.

That's because it's a total Amateur Hour drink, only ordered by people looking to get wasted ASAP and nothing else. Anybody dumb enough to have LIT as their drink of choice almost deserves to have cleaning fluid added to the mix.

[Anonymous]

Back in my Adams Morgan bar-crawling days, I never went to H&H. I could smell the douchiness from a block away.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A few times I have come across articles where current or former bartenders list the drinks that every bartender hates when you order it, and the Long Island Ice-tea is on the list each time. Order at your own risk.

That's because it's a total Amateur Hour drink, only ordered by people looking to get wasted ASAP and nothing else. Anybody dumb enough to have LIT as their drink of choice almost deserves to have cleaning fluid added to the mix.

charming. this guy could have died.

I can't believe the owner/bartender wasn't more apologetic. You could have killed your customer, and you're mad for being called out for having cleaner behind the bar? Massive code violations, moron.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can’t believe that place is still open! Was the dump of all dumps 15 years ago.

I was going to save the same thing, except 25 years ago it was fun.

Ditto.

Adams Morgan is fine op.

+2
I can't believe it's still open.

+3

We were in AM this weekend and it was MUCH more alive than about twenty years ago.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A few times I have come across articles where current or former bartenders list the drinks that every bartender hates when you order it, and the Long Island Ice-tea is on the list each time. Order at your own risk.

That's because it's a total Amateur Hour drink, only ordered by people looking to get wasted ASAP and nothing else. Anybody dumb enough to have LIT as their drink of choice almost deserves to have cleaning fluid added to the mix.

charming. this guy could have died.

I can't believe the owner/bartender wasn't more apologetic. You could have killed your customer, and you're mad for being called out for having cleaner behind the bar? Massive code violations, moron.

I'm not excusing the bartender - that should be a license-losing error. But the fact remains that only idiots drink LITs more than once or twice, and even then only when they're freshly 21 and haven't yet learned how to drink like a grownup.

[Anonymous]

Also wondering if dan's cafe is still there.

[Anonymous]

Next somebody's gonna tell me they still allow underage drinking at Mr Henry's and I can get a fake ID at Electromax. Am I in a 1993 time warp? Can I score a dime bag of shake on 1st??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can’t believe that place is still open! Was the dump of all dumps 15 years ago.

I was going to save the same thing, except 25 years ago it was fun.

Ha, me too!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Next somebody's gonna tell me they still allow underage drinking at Mr Henry's and I can get a fake ID at Electromax. Am I in a 1993 time warp? Can I score a dime bag of shake on 1st??

Mr. Henry’s in Foggy Bottom closed a long time ago. And the one on Cap Hill is the last place someone underage would go to drink.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also wondering if dan's cafe is still there.

omg havent thought about that place in a long time. It was certainly the place to go to get shit faced for the 16-20 yo crowd.

[Anonymous]

long island ice teas..... good times, good times. I think that may have been my drink of choice around the age of 20-22. Nothing screams, "i am an experienced drinker!!!!!" the way that ordering a LIT does!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A D.C. man is threatening legal action after he says the Long Island Iced Tea he was served at an Adams Morgan bar contained cleaning fluid.

Leon Williams says Long Island Iced Teas are his drink of choice, so he immediately knew something didn't taste right when he was at Club Heaven and Hell on Sunday night.

According to Williams, his cocktail was spiked with Foam-Brite Condenser Coil Cleaner.

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/dc-bar-served-long-island-iced-tea-that-contained-yellow-death-cleaning-fluid-customer-says

Heaven and Hell still exists? Old stomping grounds back in the 90s. Last time I was there, Compliment Man gave me a compliment.

I remember having to go to the bathroom really bad. Heaven's bathroom line was long, so I journeyed to Hell. Opened the stall and saw toilet paper and human crap piled 4 inches above the toilet's water line. I noped on out of there. Ended up hitting a reggae club

I was just wondering about Compliment Man the other day. Hope he’s ok.

And omg the bathroom situations in some of those places were beyond disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Also wondering if dan's cafe is still there.

omg havent thought about that place in a long time. It was certainly the place to go to get shit faced for the 16-20 yo crowd.

Haha. Yes, good times at Dan’s Cafe.

[Anonymous]

I can confirm that Dan’s cafe is still open and serving squirt bottles.