I think I would make a really good mistress

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, let me start by saying I have never been one and don't plan on being one. However, the position of mistress really would suit me well in the sense of me being low maintenance and needing any equally low maintenance man. I was married for 20 years and that shit drained the life out of me. I was always tired and I was always stressed. I am two years into my divorce and the happiest I have ever been. The one thing I can honestly say I miss is the consistent sex. I truly have no desire to share my life with another person (at least not right now). I can afford my own bills and my number one goal is for him to go home afterwards. I would never cause trouble for him at home due to the fact that I do not want him as my responsibility. Again, I've been in a forever relationship, so I know what all it entails. Although I hate the word "mistress" the job description is kinda up my alley. And nope, my self esteem is totally intact!

This is what Tinder is for, hun. Just make him wrap that rascal before he puts it in you.

[Anonymous]

You are looking at it all wrong but you sound really damaged so my expectation of you understanding why your plan would never work are so low I won't go into it.

The best thing to get what you want is to date single men but say that you are married.

Married men are do high maintenance, they have such low self esteem they constantly need their egos stroked and they will rarely pay for anything.

Single men dating married women are just the right kind of guy you want he will bang you on the regular and never want to be with you long term. He does not have the stress of get caughtbbut thinks he is getting the milk for free, men love that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, let me start by saying I have never been one and don't plan on being one. However, the position of mistress really would suit me well in the sense of me being low maintenance and needing any equally low maintenance man. I was married for 20 years and that shit drained the life out of me. I was always tired and I was always stressed. I am two years into my divorce and the happiest I have ever been. The one thing I can honestly say I miss is the consistent sex. I truly have no desire to share my life with another person (at least not right now). I can afford my own bills and my number one goal is for him to go home afterwards. I would never cause trouble for him at home due to the fact that I do not want him as my responsibility. Again, I've been in a forever relationship, so I know what all it entails. Although I hate the word "mistress" the job description is kinda up my alley. And nope, my self esteem is totally intact!

LOL... No thank you. I doubt the demand for grandma as a mistress is that high.

I got married young. I’m 40

[Anonymous]

OP, 40 is awfully old for a mistress. What type of std' s do you have? And are you hot? This is very important.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You are looking at it all wrong but you sound really damaged so my expectation of you understanding why your plan would never work are so low I won't go into it.

The best thing to get what you want is to date single men but say that you are married.

Married men are do high maintenance, they have such low self esteem they constantly need their egos stroked and they will rarely pay for anything.

Single men dating married women are just the right kind of guy you want he will bang you on the regular and never want to be with you long term. He does not have the stress of get caughtbbut thinks he is getting the milk for free, men love that.

Great analysis from a seasoned ho!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You are looking at it all wrong but you sound really damaged so my expectation of you understanding why your plan would never work are so low I won't go into it.

The best thing to get what you want is to date single men but say that you are married.

Married men are do high maintenance, they have such low self esteem they constantly need their egos stroked and they will rarely pay for anything.

Single men dating married women are just the right kind of guy you want he will bang you on the regular and never want to be with you long term. He does not have the stress of get caughtbbut thinks he is getting the milk for free, men love that.

Don't do this. What if OP ends up falling in love?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, 40 is awfully old for a mistress. What type of std' s do you have? And are you hot? This is very important.

Le’sigh, who hurt you? Your husband I presume? Why lash out at OP just because her thread triggered your insecurity about your marriage?

[Anonymous]

I would totally step out with a 40 year old.

I'm 35.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You are looking at it all wrong but you sound really damaged so my expectation of you understanding why your plan would never work are so low I won't go into it.

The best thing to get what you want is to date single men but say that you are married.

Married men are do high maintenance, they have such low self esteem they constantly need their egos stroked and they will rarely pay for anything.

Single men dating married women are just the right kind of guy you want he will bang you on the regular and never want to be with you long term. He does not have the stress of get caughtbbut thinks he is getting the milk for free, men love that.

eh, it's not like those types of guys are going to turn down casual sex from a single woman. You are just adding a layer of completely unnecessary BS by lying that you're married.

Don't be a drama llama.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, 40 is awfully old for a mistress. What type of std' s do you have? And are you hot? This is very important.

Le’sigh, who hurt you? Your husband I presume? Why lash out at OP just because her thread triggered your insecurity about your marriage?

That sounds more like an MRA loser to me than a scorned wife.

[Anonymous]

Married men who are repetitive cheaters look for women closer to their age. They don't have to worry about them getting pregnant and there is a big emotional component to the cheating. They want someone that they can talk to and understand them. Many times, the mistresses are accomplished, intelligent women. The pregnancy thing is a big component. Why risk it when you don't have too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Married men who are repetitive cheaters look for women closer to their age. They don't have to worry about them getting pregnant and there is a big emotional component to the cheating. They want someone that they can talk to and understand them. Many times, the mistresses are accomplished, intelligent women. The pregnancy thing is a big component. Why risk it when you don't have too.

My tubes are tied and I do not like condoms

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Married men who are repetitive cheaters look for women closer to their age. They don't have to worry about them getting pregnant and there is a big emotional component to the cheating. They want someone that they can talk to and understand them. Many times, the mistresses are accomplished, intelligent women. The pregnancy thing is a big component. Why risk it when you don't have too.

My tubes are tied and I do not like condoms

OP you sound perfect, too bad Im not in DC area

[Anonymous]

I was told by a "cheating" spouse that women under 35 aren't really aware of their bodies. I put the term cheating in parenthesis because he lives separately from his spouse/kids. I think it is a cheaper to keep her situation. He gets all of the benefits of living as a bachelor but all of the perks of having a family.

What I always wondered is if others can see through this "I work alot, so I need to live separately" situation.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, let me start by saying I have never been one and don't plan on being one. However, the position of mistress really would suit me well in the sense of me being low maintenance and needing any equally low maintenance man. I was married for 20 years and that shit drained the life out of me. I was always tired and I was always stressed. I am two years into my divorce and the happiest I have ever been. The one thing I can honestly say I miss is the consistent sex. I truly have no desire to share my life with another person (at least not right now). I can afford my own bills and my number one goal is for him to go home afterwards. I would never cause trouble for him at home due to the fact that I do not want him as my responsibility. Again, I've been in a forever relationship, so I know what all it entails. Although I hate the word "mistress" the job description is kinda up my alley. And nope, my self esteem is totally intact!

LOL... No thank you. I doubt the demand for grandma as a mistress is that high.

Hey Skippy, odds are 50/50 that "grandma" here is actually younger than Sophia Vergara.

What you don't understand right now, because you're still a young idiot, is that women don't hit their sexual prime until their late 30's, and they hold that peak for a decade or longer afterward. Most women in their 20's are still too insecure, immature, and self conscious about body image and understanding themselves sexually to be really good in bed. They're subjectively more attractive, but the downside is typically a less satisfying overall experience.

It's a shame more guys don't figure this out when they're younger.... but younger men are generally stupid.