Your MIL is f'ing crazy! |
You are preaching to the choir. I just said to my husband: "can I just give her the recipe so she can make it?" My delusional husbands response: "no. it's rude to ask someone to make something." NO SHIT. MY THOUGHT EXACTLY. |
Lol. Does he realize he just basically called his mom rude? Did you point out to him that by his own standard his mother is rude as hell? |
Sounds like DH takes after his mom. |
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^ I see your DH took after his mother.
If you have time tomorrow, go to UPS or Fedex place and see if they can ship the freaking pudding. Maybe they can help you... Don't forget to add a note to your MIL -- "Dear MIL, I hope you choke!" |
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It is not worth the hassle. It will likely be perceived as a gel. Just e-mail MIL the ingredient list so that she has the stuff on hand for when you get there. Then you say "hi Mom, watch me do this so you can make it for yourself any time you want".
Or you could just tell everyone else involved "are you nuts?" |
Nope didn't say it. I have learned to pick my battles when it comes to anything critical of her. |
This is beautiful. Tell your DH "yes dear, you are right. I will make it if you are willing to carry it to your mother." When TSA takes it away, it's on him. |
I love my dh and he is a very rational reasonable person, lol. But when it comes to his mom, all bets are off. To him she is a fragile snowflake who rarely can do wrong. |
| I feel like someone's gonna jump in soon and say "it's not about the pudding, it's about respect, blah, blah, blah..." |
Seriously! One of the men's rights trolls will come in and accuse us all of being harpies
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| OP make it taste nasty as hell and tell MIL that the radiation of the x-ray machines must have ruined the pudding. She will never ask you to make it ever again. |
OP - I like this idea. Use salt instead of sugar? |
She asked me for the ingredient list so she could have them "ready at the house for you to make." How does she not think that's it's inconvenient and a hassle and just generally rude? |
Lol this is funny...but id rather not waste my time and money to make something purposefully gross... |