A weekend ban on MOM jeans and cordaroys!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well it's too cold to wear my capri pants. Could I wear them if I paired them with tall boots?

Yes, you can, but only if your size is in single digits. Otherwise, you're too fat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Well it's too cold to wear my capri pants. Could I wear them if I paired them with tall boots?

Yes, you can, but only if your size is in single digits. Otherwise, you're too fat.

Dang. I'm too fat. I'll just wear overalls.

[Anonymous]

Wow, really? Who knew my corduroys were so offensive to others.

I love them, and now that I know the bug the fashion police, I'll be wearing them with even more pride. They're soft, comfy and warm. What can beat that?

[Anonymous]

Wow, really? Who knew my corduroys were so offensive to others.

I love them, and now that I know the bug the fashion police, I'll be wearing them with even more pride. They're soft, comfy and warm. What can beat that?

This is so self-centered. The OP is going to PUKE if you wear them! Do you want her to puke?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Wow, really? Who knew my corduroys were so offensive to others.

I love them, and now that I know the bug the fashion police, I'll be wearing them with even more pride. They're soft, comfy and warm. What can beat that?

This is so self-centered. The OP is going to PUKE if you wear them! Do you want her to puke?!

As long as she doesn't puke on my sexy, beige, high-waisted corduroys, I'm okay with it.

Though, honestly, even if she does puke on them, all those ridges help absorb the fluid. It'd probably be okay.

[Anonymous]

You can pry my corduroys out of my cold, dead, apple-juice-smeared hands. I love them. but they're not baggy or worn - they're cute and they come from J Crew and anthropologie and they fit me better than any jeans or khakis ever have. (I also buy all my mom jeans from Lucky, and they're cute and low-rise.)

tell ya what, though, i'll put on makeup this weekend, and maybe some earrings? how's that?

[Anonymous]

I thought I might wear my little black dress to the playground this weekend. Acceptable?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought I might wear my little black dress to the playground this weekend. Acceptable?

Don't forget your pearls! And is toe cleavage in or out right now?

[Anonymous]

Maybe if you posted in the right forum you'd have a more receptive audience. ::

[Anonymous]

Agreed, I'll give my mom jeans a rest. But, I'm not happy about giving up my maternity cords. No, I'm not pregnant. Yes, I realize that the brown cords don't cordinate with the black loafers. What do you want? A miracle here? It's virtually a miracle that I've made it to the store!

[Anonymous]

I would rather see the high wasted mom jeans than to get an eye full of stretch mark laden post-baby stomach flap complete with matching muffin tops when some unsuspecting woman reaches up to help her kids on the monkey bars. Mom jeans exist for a reason.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would rather see the high wasted mom jeans than to get an eye full of stretch mark laden post-baby stomach flap complete with matching muffin tops when some unsuspecting woman reaches up to help her kids on the monkey bars. Mom jeans exist for a reason.

Personally my fave is when a mom wears low rise jeans and you can see her thong over the top. Yeah, that's classy!

[Anonymous]

OMG I am loving this thread.

P.S. "Self-centered" comment PP, you are like, my hero.

[Anonymous]

So what is a chubby mummy to wear. Are skinny cargos ok?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So what is a chubby mummy to wear. Are skinny cargos ok?

Why do you think they invented muumuus!!!