s/o - trendy drinks & drinks bartenders like to mix up?

[Anonymous]

Please, everyone, just ignore the crazy exclamation point wielding 12 year old. She's overstayed her welcome.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Its not offensive, its what everyone does in a crowded bar. Whats up with all the bartenders who think they are so cool and all that. YOU WORKED AS A BARTENDER! Get an education and a life! I dont care if you *think* you made a ton of money. You did not and were dealing with trash on a daily basis. So you get trashy behavior. And no you dont deserve tips with a rude attitude and crap tasting drinks. Thanks for just proving why I rarely tip bartenders. You are scummy nasty people!

HMM let's see, I graduated with zero debt, you probably are still paying off your loans or had to go to daddy to get $$$, or did you work your way through school on your back turning tricks?

and never had a drink come back because someone didn't like it, even the ones that were made with the dirty ice.

Ok sure I will play: no debt, no student loans, own a house, no comsumer debt and have $150k in my bank account in cash. Still wanna go at it? Great you make a good drink, I am proud of your accomplishment!

Will you please cut the shit with the holier than thou, I am superior and only tip when I have been properly exalted, prissy-ass attitude? I don’t care how high of quality you think are the bars you go to. Your cocktail has absolutely been teabagged by the bartender on more than one occasion. Hatred of poor tipping patrons exuding unearned superiority knows no socio economic divide.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Its not offensive, its what everyone does in a crowded bar. Whats up with all the bartenders who think they are so cool and all that. YOU WORKED AS A BARTENDER! Get an education and a life! I dont care if you *think* you made a ton of money. You did not and were dealing with trash on a daily basis. So you get trashy behavior. And no you dont deserve tips with a rude attitude and crap tasting drinks. Thanks for just proving why I rarely tip bartenders. You are scummy nasty people!

HMM let's see, I graduated with zero debt, you probably are still paying off your loans or had to go to daddy to get $$$, or did you work your way through school on your back turning tricks?

and never had a drink come back because someone didn't like it, even the ones that were made with the dirty ice.

Ok sure I will play: no debt, no student loans, own a house, no comsumer debt and have $150k in my bank account in cash. Still wanna go at it? Great you make a good drink, I am proud of your accomplishment!

Will you please cut the shit with the holier than thou, I am superior and only tip when I have been properly exalted, prissy-ass attitude? I don’t care how high of quality you think are the bars you go to. Your cocktail has absolutely been teabagged by the bartender on more than one occasion. Hatred of poor tipping patrons exuding unearned superiority knows no socio economic divide.

Wow I did not know you were psychic. Can you please tell me more bullshit that you are aboslutely sure will happen or has happened to me? Such a *special *special person you are.

[Anonymous]

@14:09

Not psychic at all. But, from your brief discourse it is clearly a fact that you are a jackhole. Teabagging the drinks of particularly vomitous jackholes like yourself is a universal bartending sport. It’s not hard to connect the dots. What’s funny is that you seem hell bent on refuting the fact that you’ve had someone dip their balls in your drink, but not that you’re a douche.

[Anonymous]

try one of these bars
http://thegibsondc.com/
http://www.passengerdc.com/
But don't drink vodka, there is a lot more out there..age rums, gin, whiskey, lots more..

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:@14:09

Not psychic at all. But, from your brief discourse it is clearly a fact that you are a jackhole. Teabagging the drinks of particularly vomitous jackholes like yourself is a universal bartending sport. It’s not hard to connect the dots. What’s funny is that you seem hell bent on refuting the fact that you’ve had someone dip their balls in your drink, but not that you’re a douche.

Sure I am a douche. I dont pretend to be a babbling psychic who likes to discuss her gross friends tea-bagging peoples drinks. Who uses the word jackhole....I will tell you an asshole. There you go...a big girl word!

[Anonymous]

oh no she didn't!

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

I would like to get back to the real topic. Does anyone else have good drink suggestions that the bartender will not dip their balls in?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would like to get back to the real topic. Does anyone else have good drink suggestions that the bartender will not dip their balls in?

If someone orders gin or tequila straight up, how does the bartended hide the discomfort of his stinging balls?

The mad woman on here sounds like the type that doesn't tip anyone. She deserves to be teabagged.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would like to get back to the real topic. Does anyone else have good drink suggestions that the bartender will not dip their balls in?

Sorry about that OP. 14:09 just needed a bit of a smack. Didn't mean to hijack.

To answer your question, in reality most bartenders are happy to make most drinks as long as you follow a few very simple rules. 1- Don't tell them how to make it. 2- Tip well. 3- Don't order anything that will require a trip to the kitchen for an ingredient or garnish. 4- Don't order anything that will force them to use the fucking blender. Other than that, order what makes you happy. Of course, there are many other minor faux pas, but you don’t have to worry too much about a teabagging unless you violate one of the four tenants, or act like 14:09.

[Anonymous]

14:59 I can see why you USED to be a bartender

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would like to get back to the real topic. Does anyone else have good drink suggestions that the bartender will not dip their balls in?

Sorry about that OP. 14:09 just needed a bit of a smack. Didn't mean to hijack.

To answer your question, in reality most bartenders are happy to make most drinks as long as you follow a few very simple rules. 1- Don't tell them how to make it. 2- Tip well. 3- Don't order anything that will require a trip to the kitchen for an ingredient or garnish. 4- Don't order anything that will force them to use the fucking blender. Other than that, order what makes you happy. Of course, there are many other minor faux pas, but you don’t have to worry too much about a teabagging unless you violate one of the four tenants, or act like 14:09.

I second this from first hand experience.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would like to get back to the real topic. Does anyone else have good drink suggestions that the bartender will not dip their balls in?

Sorry about that OP. 14:09 just needed a bit of a smack. Didn't mean to hijack.

To answer your question, in reality most bartenders are happy to make most drinks as long as you follow a few very simple rules. 1- Don't tell them how to make it. 2- Tip well. 3- Don't order anything that will require a trip to the kitchen for an ingredient or garnish. 4- Don't order anything that will force them to use the fucking blender. Other than that, order what makes you happy. Of course, there are many other minor faux pas, but you don’t have to worry too much about a teabagging unless you violate one of the four tenants, or act like 14:09.

You sound like someone crazy enough to poison someones drink. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

[Anonymous]

14:09 here. Short story of this thread: Bar tenders (or "used" to be bartenders) are bigger assholes then CFO's. Who knew?

Must be really cool and self-fullfilling to be such an asshole to people who you are employed to serve.

Here is a hint: get a new career if you cannot hack pouring drinks. Who knew that could be so complicated, but I guess for some its really tough.

Damn, I really got a "reality check" and was "put in my place" by the so-called bar tenders on here.

Oh yeah we also have some psyhic bar tenders thrown in the mix.

Thanks for the laugh today...I needed it!