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| my 2 year old can't pronounce the L in the word CLOCK. and she is always asking for her clock... |
Anonymous
Came back to this thread just to read that again. Hilarious. |
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My 3 year old always starts his nightly prayer,
"God, Thank you for my wife, my Mommy, my daddy. . ." |
Anonymous
He can already tell she'll be worth being grateful for! |
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My 4 y/o has the whiny Mooooooooooooooooomy down pat. One night I was doing the dishes and it started from the playroom. Of course, he'd bothered to ask his grandmother, he'd know I'm an old hand at the technique.
Him: Mooooomy! Me: Annnnnndyyy!* Him: Moooooooooomy! Me: Annnnnndddyyyy! Him: MOOOOOOOOMYYYYY!!!! Me: Annnnndddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Him:.... Mommy stop doing that!!!!!! My 2 y/o has a new word: fire truck. Except he leaves out the *ire tr*. The first time he said it was at preschool. I wanted to crawl under the table until his aide told me she had a nephew DS's age who fire truck the same way. |
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My 13-month old walks around saying "Ohhhh, yeahhh" like Ferris Bueller. All day.
He picks up any toy on the floor and pretends it's a cell phone and says "Hola" or whatever word for "Hi" he is fascinated with at the moment. It's kind of sad that he is so proficient with the cell phone make-believe because I can only imagine he is mimicking me. Every time he runs in to my lap, says "Mama," and gives me a kiss on the cheek I melt. It's the sweetest thing ever! These things in hind sight probably aren't the cutest but they do make me feel like the luckiest mom in the whole world. |
Anonymous
| PP here, sometimes when he says "this" it comes out more like "sh*t" and I think it's adorable. But also highly, highly inappropriate... I swear I don't laugh too much. |
Anonymous
the other day, my 4 month old daughter was wearing a gingham dress with a large square white collar. when i put her seat in next to my 2.5 year old son in the car, he started pulling at the collar saying "take napkin off. take napkin off, mommy." 
oh, and he also says truck with an "f" ... so it comes out as "fwuck." definitely raises some eyebrows in public when he screams "FWUCK, MOMMY!!! FWUCK!!!" |
Anonymous
| Cute thread! |
Anonymous
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I told my son that my friend was pregnant (first child).
Me: Aunty M is going to have a baby so Rufus (the dog) is going to have a brother or sister. Son: She's having a puppy? |
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My 4 year old nephew woke up really grumpy one day and my Sister was offering him breakfast saying "would you like oatmeal, eggs, cereal?" and he said in a grumpy voice--no Mommy I just want to drink!
So my Sister said "ok do you want gin, bourbon?" My nephew said--stop giving me healthy choices Mommy you know I want chocolate milk!! |
Anonymous
| my daughter wake up with me in the morning for a long night sleep, I was still sleepy and said to her, baby please go back to sleep and she open her big eyes and reply to me MOMMY SLEEP FOR EVER.! |
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| I was bottle feeding in public when a little boy came up to me and said "Are you breastfeeding"? I look puzzled and say no then the kid replies "Then why are your boobs hanging out? LOL I'm pretty busty and make a turtle neck look provocative so I guess I can't blame the kid. |
Anonymous
Seriously? |
Anonymous
I don't get the ultrasound story |