Liberals want to..... BLAH BLAH BLAH

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just wish the teabag posts here were of a higher intellectual quality. Taking quotes out of context and plastering "liberals want to ..." is just lame, insipid, boring, unimaginative.

Frankly, the insipid posts by our resident conservative keep me off this forum. Because it's not a debate if you just mention the words "freedom" and "government pit" over and over.

If the conservative poster(s) here was actually up to the task of arguing on the economic and political merits of issues, now that would be interesting.

Capitalism GOOD, socialism BAD. End of story.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Liberals want me to be able to marry my dog!

But seriously, if same sex marriage becomes legal, can I marry my mom, so I can put her on my medical insurance? And also, my inheritance would not be taxed then. Hmmmmmm

No actually I'd like to protect your dog from you. Poor puppy!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am all for debate with people of differing political viewpoints, but do the republicans here all have to be so relentlessly stupid?

Pretty sure you could count the Republicans posting on this forum with one hand, and have a finger or two left over. Suspect the lone wolf just keeps going, like the everready bunny.

Yes, my theory is that there are one or two posters who are miserable with their lives and like to taunt the liberals in order to get a rise out of them and get distracted from their daily misery. Really, their taunts are so predictable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just wish the teabag posts here were of a higher intellectual quality. Taking quotes out of context and plastering "liberals want to ..." is just lame, insipid, boring, unimaginative.

Frankly, the insipid posts by our resident conservative keep me off this forum. Because it's not a debate if you just mention the words "freedom" and "government pit" over and over.

If the conservative poster(s) here was actually up to the task of arguing on the economic and political merits of issues, now that would be interesting.

Capitalism GOOD, socialism BAD. End of story.

Except our rabid right-wing friend doesn't know what socialism is, and doesn't care. Everything she doesn't like is "socialism," and socialism looks something like Stalin and the purges.

[Anonymous]

"But seriously, if same sex marriage becomes legal, can I marry my mom, so I can put her on my medical insurance? And also, my inheritance would not be taxed then. Hmmmmmm"

Is your mom hot?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Liberals want me to be able to marry my dog!

But seriously, if same sex marriage becomes legal, can I marry my mom, so I can put her on my medical insurance? And also, my inheritance would not be taxed then. Hmmmmmm

We wouldn't do that to your dog. They have standards.

[Anonymous]

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Pp here...I totally agree with you on this one. BUT we'll just see how the kids with gay parents end up (most likely in a psychiatrists office). The issues they will have down to road will probably be epic.

You should read the available studies on the subject because you sound uninformed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:But seriously, if same sex marriage becomes legal, can I marry my mom, so I can put her on my medical insurance? And also, my inheritance would not be taxed then. Hmmmmmm

Girlfriend, can you marry your dad now?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Pp here...I totally agree with you on this one. BUT we'll just see how the kids with gay parents end up (most likely in a psychiatrists office). The issues they will have down to road will probably be epic.

You should read the available studies on the subject because you sound uninformed.

Agreed. This has already been studied. Kids with gay parents turn out fine.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:But seriously, if same sex marriage becomes legal, can I marry my mom, so I can put her on my medical insurance? And also, my inheritance would not be taxed then. Hmmmmmm

Girlfriend, can you marry your dad now?

She has to divorce her brother first. It's the honorable thing to do. She's not a polygamist for pete's sake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She has to divorce her brother first. It's the honorable thing to do. She's not a polygamist for pete's sake.

LOL. But that would be polyandry, not polygamy. Gotta be precise when discussing such serious stuff.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She has to divorce her brother first. It's the honorable thing to do. She's not a polygamist for pete's sake.

LOL. But that would be polyandry, not polygamy. Gotta be precise when discussing such serious stuff.

Isn't polygamy a catchall phrase for any kind of multiple marriage which includes both polyandry and polygyny? Or am I wrong about that?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She has to divorce her brother first. It's the honorable thing to do. She's not a polygamist for pete's sake.

LOL. But that would be polyandry, not polygamy. Gotta be precise when discussing such serious stuff.

Isn't polygamy a catchall phrase for any kind of multiple marriage which includes both polyandry and polygyny? Or am I wrong about that?

Yes. My hat is off to you; thanks for the lesson -- I should have known that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Liberals want me to be able to marry my dog!

But seriously, if same sex marriage becomes legal, can I marry my mom, so I can put her on my medical insurance? And also, my inheritance would not be taxed then. Hmmmmmm

You are half-witted. And from what I've seen, it's not an uncommon affliction among republicans.

[Anonymous]

Wait! Are you confusing political grandstanding with logic and reason? Are you under the assumption that politicians are up-front and honest? I hate to break it to you, but this is par for the course and has been for a while now. If you are ever expecting a politician who isn't just like every other politician at the end of the day, good luck.

Oh, and there really isn't any difference between Republicans and Democrats. They would love you to believe that their "ideals" separate them, which is why the cling to big-ticket issues like abortion and the death penalty, but they all want the same thing: money.