Do you still keep magazines in your bathroom?

[Anonymous]

I put catalogs in there. Keeps them from piling up in my kitchen.

[Anonymous]

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NP, but of course, where else would I put it? It's with me at all times, usually in my back pocket. I don't poop in other people's houses unless emergency, that's what magazines are for. To read while you poop. I don't read or use my phone for a pee.

If the poop is an emergency, how is it taking so long to come out that you require a magazine? I do not understand these logistics.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Curious if people still have magazines for reading in their bathrooms. I can’t remember the last home I saw them in. Maybe 2004? Gosh, it’s been decades.

Do you consider yourself astute? Seriously the most inane thread of all time. Are you in the bathroom with your phone?

Op here. You do realize it has been 22 years since 2004. I never have my phone in the bathroom at a guests house. We never had them at my home but nearly every house I was a guest at would have them.

You take your phone with you to the bathroom when you’re at someone’s house for a brief stay? Not when you shower and do your routine but when I’m at a house for the day, I don’t take my phone.

NP, but of course, where else would I put it? It's with me at all times, usually in my back pocket. I don't poop in other people's houses unless emergency, that's what magazines are for. To read while you poop. I don't read or use my phone for a pee.

I put it on a table, their counter, or inside my purse. Never have I taken my cell phone with me.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

NP, but of course, where else would I put it? It's with me at all times, usually in my back pocket. I don't poop in other people's houses unless emergency, that's what magazines are for. To read while you poop. I don't read or use my phone for a pee.

If the poop is an emergency, how is it taking so long to come out that you require a magazine? I do not understand these logistics.

I don't either and I don't get people just...sitting on the toilet to poop. I go when I have to go and it is a max 5 minute thing barring being pretty ill. No time for reading.

[Anonymous]

We eat fiber and drink water. We don't sit and strain or wait to poop. It's like a minute or two.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We eat fiber and drink water. We don't sit and strain or wait to poop. It's like a minute or two.

+1

[Anonymous]

No. I keep them in my gun, where they belong.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I put catalogs in there. Keeps them from piling up in my kitchen.

There are these things called trash cans and recycling bins. Also keep them from piling up in my kitchen.

[Anonymous]

Still? Never. I'm a fast pooper. No sitting idly.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Curious if people still have magazines for reading in their bathrooms. I can’t remember the last home I saw them in. Maybe 2004? Gosh, it’s been decades.

Do you consider yourself astute? Seriously the most inane thread of all time. Are you in the bathroom with your phone?

Op here. You do realize it has been 22 years since 2004. I never have my phone in the bathroom at a guests house. We never had them at my home but nearly every house I was a guest at would have them.

You take your phone with you to the bathroom when you’re at someone’s house for a brief stay? Not when you shower and do your routine but when I’m at a house for the day, I don’t take my phone.

NP, but of course, where else would I put it? It's with me at all times, usually in my back pocket. I don't poop in other people's houses unless emergency, that's what magazines are for. To read while you poop. I don't read or use my phone for a pee.

I put it on a table, their counter, or inside my purse. Never have I taken my cell phone with me.

DP but it is irrelevant because who is spending so much time in the bathroom during a daytime visit to someone's home that you need something to read? I am not spending more than 5 minutes in someone's powder room, tops, while at their house for a meal or a visit. And that includes the time to wash hands and do a mirror check for food in teeth or anything else amiss. I rarely take more than a few minutes in the bathroom no matter what, but especially in someone's home. If I had an issue that required a longer visit, that is a sign I am sick and I would excuse myself and go home.

Also if you find that you frequently spend so much time on the toilet that you need a secondary activity, even during a social visit to another person's home, I think you should speak to a doctor. No shame, there are lots of normal medical problems that would cause this, but it should not just be accepted as the normal course of things. Your body should be more efficient than that.

[Anonymous]

Yuck. Never did

[Anonymous]

We have a communal iPad for everyone to use. Sort of a competition as we play games in it and try to get a better score. Some may take it too far going for a 30 min dump but that’s all good. I don’t think guests take dumps but hope they enjoy the option to surf the web or play a mini crossword if they did.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We have a communal iPad for everyone to use. Sort of a competition as we play games in it and try to get a better score. Some may take it too far going for a 30 min dump but that’s all good. I don’t think guests take dumps but hope they enjoy the option to surf the web or play a mini crossword if they did.

OMG. Is it one of the new e-Coli pads?

[Anonymous]

Hm. I do have them in my downstairs bathroom but I’m going to go recycle them npw!

[Anonymous]

I have never kept magazines or reading material in a bathroom. That’s really gross.