Curating the first night- help me plan

[Anonymous]

How did you two meet?

[Anonymous]

No alcohol
Wax/shave/pedicure
Dentist/brush teeth
Bedside pitcher of water and a glass
Bluetooth speaker
Clean sheets
Clean hand towels
Coffee how he likes it
Eggs, cheese, fruit for breakfast
No cats

[Anonymous]

Also, spotless bathrooms
Make sure the cleaners were just there

[Anonymous]

Who is divorcing? I assume you.

Here's what you do:

Don't tell him the finalization date.

Go out with him afterward.

Take him home.

Blow his... mind.

Afterwards, or he tried to stop you and says it's because the divorce isn't final, tell him you signed the final paper.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also, spotless bathrooms
Make sure the cleaners were just there

But not bedroom?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also, spotless bathrooms
Make sure the cleaners were just there

Women care about this. Not men.

[Anonymous]

Just take a nice shower, wear something new that makes you feel great, get some excellent wine and snacks (or whatever you two like and RELAX). It will be so exciting the first time that you don’t need any fancy props.

[Anonymous]

Was in same situation, same stats, same context. You do not need to and should not plan anything. If the chemistry is as high as you say it is, there is zero planning required and the night should proceed spontaneously.

[Anonymous]

maybe it’s just me or maybe I’m missing some context, but I would be extremely wary of anyone who was using their ex situation as a way to dictate something really fundamental about a relationship, unless we were totally on the same page about it. Either fully invest in me or don’t try to date seriously at that point in your life. Every situation I’ve been in or seen my friends get in that is similar, the dude has had serious issues. It was never just “oh we have to get over this one thing and then we can really be tougher.”

[Anonymous]

Book a room at a nice hotel, eat a very light dinner, or skip dinner, and no more than one glass of wine. Sit next to him and casually place your hand on his thigh. He will get the message. Suggest that you go back to the room and once there start to remove your clothes and he will quickly assist. Extended foreplay is a must and let him know what you like and ask what he likes. Then enjoy yourself!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No alcohol
Wax/shave/pedicure
Dentist/brush teeth
Bedside pitcher of water and a glass
Bluetooth speaker
Clean sheets
Clean hand towels
Coffee how he likes it
Eggs, cheese, fruit for breakfast
No cats

Kleenex, waste paper basket
Baby wipes
Lube, lube and more lube - both water and silicone based
Be well hydrated with lemon water, green tea, green veggi juice
A shot of beet juice and green veggi juice before you get started
Condoms
Shower before going to bed.
Two glasses for water. Watch a nice movie or comedy show cuddled in bed, make it low pressure
Fuzzy socks, comfortable robes
No cats, no dogs. Nothing that needs looking after
A very clean house.
NO FRAGRANCES, NO POLLEN PRODUCING FLOWERS
Clutter free, dust free, clean home. Some place where you can relax.
Extra tooth brush, mouth wash, toothpaste etc

A few days before -

- Get a couples massage a day or two before and drink lots of water for a week
- Get a full spa treatment for yourself - waxing, massage, mani-pedi-facial, hair color, hair style, nails etc.
- Make sure that you are regular, hydrated, eat clean, be healthy, don't eat beans or fart inducing stuff for a few days
- Dental cleaning, salt water gargling...make sure no tonsil stones are there and make sure that your tongue is clean
- A clean house, clean fridge. At least one easy meal that can be warmed up, some healthy snacks, fruits, cheese etc.
- Seltzer water and flavored water

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No alcohol
Wax/shave/pedicure
Dentist/brush teeth
Bedside pitcher of water and a glass
Bluetooth speaker
Clean sheets
Clean hand towels
Coffee how he likes it
Eggs, cheese, fruit for breakfast
No cats

Kleenex, waste paper basket
Baby wipes
Lube, lube and more lube - both water and silicone based
Be well hydrated with lemon water, green tea, green veggi juice
A shot of beet juice and green veggi juice before you get started
Condoms
Shower before going to bed.
Two glasses for water. Watch a nice movie or comedy show cuddled in bed, make it low pressure
Fuzzy socks, comfortable robes
No cats, no dogs. Nothing that needs looking after
A very clean house.
NO FRAGRANCES, NO POLLEN PRODUCING FLOWERS
Clutter free, dust free, clean home. Some place where you can relax.
Extra tooth brush, mouth wash, toothpaste etc

A few days before -

- Get a couples massage a day or two before and drink lots of water for a week
- Get a full spa treatment for yourself - waxing, massage, mani-pedi-facial, hair color, hair style, nails etc.
- Make sure that you are regular, hydrated, eat clean, be healthy, don't eat beans or fart inducing stuff for a few days
- Dental cleaning, salt water gargling...make sure no tonsil stones are there and make sure that your tongue is clean
- A clean house, clean fridge. At least one easy meal that can be warmed up, some healthy snacks, fruits, cheese etc.
- Seltzer water and flavored water

lol is OP planning a freak-off?

Shower and brush teeth. Not sure what else you need to be told … the main event has nothing to do with healthy snacks or how clean your bathroom is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No alcohol
Wax/shave/pedicure
Dentist/brush teeth
Bedside pitcher of water and a glass
Bluetooth speaker
Clean sheets
Clean hand towels
Coffee how he likes it
Eggs, cheese, fruit for breakfast
No cats

Kleenex, waste paper basket
Baby wipes
Lube, lube and more lube - both water and silicone based
Be well hydrated with lemon water, green tea, green veggi juice
A shot of beet juice and green veggi juice before you get started
Condoms
Shower before going to bed.
Two glasses for water. Watch a nice movie or comedy show cuddled in bed, make it low pressure
Fuzzy socks, comfortable robes
No cats, no dogs. Nothing that needs looking after
A very clean house.
NO FRAGRANCES, NO POLLEN PRODUCING FLOWERS
Clutter free, dust free, clean home. Some place where you can relax.
Extra tooth brush, mouth wash, toothpaste etc

A few days before -

- Get a couples massage a day or two before and drink lots of water for a week
- Get a full spa treatment for yourself - waxing, massage, mani-pedi-facial, hair color, hair style, nails etc.
- Make sure that you are regular, hydrated, eat clean, be healthy, don't eat beans or fart inducing stuff for a few days
- Dental cleaning, salt water gargling...make sure no tonsil stones are there and make sure that your tongue is clean
- A clean house, clean fridge. At least one easy meal that can be warmed up, some healthy snacks, fruits, cheese etc.
- Seltzer water and flavored water

lol is OP planning a freak-off?

Shower and brush teeth. Not sure what else you need to be told … the main event has nothing to do with healthy snacks or how clean your bathroom is.

The more she will feel comfortable and prepared, the more she will not worry about the main event. All of this is to make OP feel in control. She can relax when everything is sorted out. For the man...it does not matter. Even bad sex or unshaved legs won't matter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No alcohol
Wax/shave/pedicure
Dentist/brush teeth
Bedside pitcher of water and a glass
Bluetooth speaker
Clean sheets
Clean hand towels
Coffee how he likes it
Eggs, cheese, fruit for breakfast
No cats

Kleenex, waste paper basket
Baby wipes
Lube, lube and more lube - both water and silicone based
Be well hydrated with lemon water, green tea, green veggi juice
A shot of beet juice and green veggi juice before you get started
Condoms
Shower before going to bed.
Two glasses for water. Watch a nice movie or comedy show cuddled in bed, make it low pressure
Fuzzy socks, comfortable robes
No cats, no dogs. Nothing that needs looking after
A very clean house.
NO FRAGRANCES, NO POLLEN PRODUCING FLOWERS
Clutter free, dust free, clean home. Some place where you can relax.
Extra tooth brush, mouth wash, toothpaste etc

A few days before -

- Get a couples massage a day or two before and drink lots of water for a week
- Get a full spa treatment for yourself - waxing, massage, mani-pedi-facial, hair color, hair style, nails etc.
- Make sure that you are regular, hydrated, eat clean, be healthy, don't eat beans or fart inducing stuff for a few days
- Dental cleaning, salt water gargling...make sure no tonsil stones are there and make sure that your tongue is clean
- A clean house, clean fridge. At least one easy meal that can be warmed up, some healthy snacks, fruits, cheese etc.
- Seltzer water and flavored water

lol is OP planning a freak-off?

Shower and brush teeth. Not sure what else you need to be told … the main event has nothing to do with healthy snacks or how clean your bathroom is.

The more she will feel comfortable and prepared, the more she will not worry about the main event. All of this is to make OP feel in control. She can relax when everything is sorted out. For the man...it does not matter. Even bad sex or unshaved legs won't matter.

personally, scheduling a dental cleaning as a way to prepare to get it on would not make me feel very h*rny lol. S*x is not about control.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No alcohol
Wax/shave/pedicure
Dentist/brush teeth
Bedside pitcher of water and a glass
Bluetooth speaker
Clean sheets
Clean hand towels
Coffee how he likes it
Eggs, cheese, fruit for breakfast
No cats

Kleenex, waste paper basket
Baby wipes
Lube, lube and more lube - both water and silicone based
Be well hydrated with lemon water, green tea, green veggi juice
A shot of beet juice and green veggi juice before you get started
Condoms
Shower before going to bed.
Two glasses for water. Watch a nice movie or comedy show cuddled in bed, make it low pressure
Fuzzy socks, comfortable robes
No cats, no dogs. Nothing that needs looking after
A very clean house.
NO FRAGRANCES, NO POLLEN PRODUCING FLOWERS
Clutter free, dust free, clean home. Some place where you can relax.
Extra tooth brush, mouth wash, toothpaste etc

A few days before -

- Get a couples massage a day or two before and drink lots of water for a week
- Get a full spa treatment for yourself - waxing, massage, mani-pedi-facial, hair color, hair style, nails etc.
- Make sure that you are regular, hydrated, eat clean, be healthy, don't eat beans or fart inducing stuff for a few days
- Dental cleaning, salt water gargling...make sure no tonsil stones are there and make sure that your tongue is clean
- A clean house, clean fridge. At least one easy meal that can be warmed up, some healthy snacks, fruits, cheese etc.
- Seltzer water and flavored water

lol is OP planning a freak-off?

Shower and brush teeth. Not sure what else you need to be told … the main event has nothing to do with healthy snacks or how clean your bathroom is.

The more she will feel comfortable and prepared, the more she will not worry about the main event. All of this is to make OP feel in control. She can relax when everything is sorted out. For the man...it does not matter. Even bad sex or unshaved legs won't matter.

Do you even enjoy s*x? From your kind of insane list it makes it seem like you approach sex as if you were going to climb Mt Everest or if it was something really unpleasant you need to have every variable under control for. If you are that worried about the “main event” I think you are probably with the wrong person.