How to respond to this from MIL?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“Wowwwwww, never? That’s AMAZING! Oh my goodness, incredible!” Very exaggerated, every time.

+1

Repeat as needed and always with a fake, sunny smile. 😃

[Anonymous]

"No one is asking your opinion or experience, Miriam."

[Anonymous]

For every issue she advises she hasn’t experienced ….
I’d advise her that times are now different and you’re handling the best you can.

[Anonymous]

I would say nothing - literally just let her speak into the void. She either wants an argument or she's at the point where she's lost her filter/is just talking to talk.

[Anonymous]

Is she related to my dad? He revised history on a regular basis. I like the 15:20 post—exaggerated responses.

[Anonymous]

"Riiiiight, gotcha."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My MIL consistently and persistently says things such as the following:

Noticing the kids have a pimple: “I never had a pimple in my life.”

When babies fuss: “My boys never fussed. They were perfect.”

About herself: “I’ve always had an incredibly flat stomach.”

Daughter is moody: “I’m always in a good mood. My sons were never moody.”

When people have freckles or any kind of blemish: “I’ve never had such a thing. They’re just awful.”

“My guys never had sugar. I made everything from scratch.”

I cannot. I cannot stand her. I have to just mmmmmm, don’t I. There’s nothing else to be said. It’s just so. Hard.

Is she lying? Because it wouldn't be rude to respond to lies.

You always made everything from scratch? But Mike said he loved going to McDonald's with you as a kid.

Oh that was for special occasions!

Ohhhh, gotcha. You said you made EVERYTHING from scratch so I was confused.

They never had sugar? Aww, I would be sad to not do birthday cakes or never have any type of special treat or dessert for the kids. Or popsicles in the summer! Well wait, Mike never mentioned that he wasn't allowed birthday cake or that he never had a Popsicle. Is that really true? They had birthday cake and Popsicles? Ohh ok, gotcha. You said they never had sugar so I thought you meant they never had sugar!

I started calling out someone in this manner. It was odd. She would sometimes laugh at herself, admitting she had exaggerated; usually just ignored me. But, one time I got pretty angry about something she said and I spoke very sharply and she pretty much stopped talking to me. Yay!

[Anonymous]

Insecure, and pathetic, that is what she is.
Or, OMG Jane, is that a mole on your arse?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Wowwwwww, never? That’s AMAZING! Oh my goodness, incredible!” Very exaggerated, every time.

+1

Repeat as needed and always with a fake, sunny smile. 😃

"Thank you very little for your advice"

[Anonymous]

My mother is the same. She always adds "my doctor" in front of things. Like "my doctor told me I have the perfect diet."

I have started being rude since it is narcissistic. My response "I have never had a doctor say things to me like is said to you. He must be super special."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“Wowwwwww, never? That’s AMAZING! Oh my goodness, incredible!” Very exaggerated, every time.

I used to respond this way when my MIL said stuff like this.

Then she got sick and died at age 68 when oldest dc was 10.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Wowwwwww, never? That’s AMAZING! Oh my goodness, incredible!” Very exaggerated, every time.

I used to respond this way when my MIL said stuff like this.

Then she got sick and died at age 68 when oldest dc was 10.

People do tend to die. Even the annoying ones.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My mother is the same. She always adds "my doctor" in front of things. Like "my doctor told me I have the perfect diet."

I have started being rude since it is narcissistic. My response "I have never had a doctor say things to me like is said to you. He must be super special."

Op here - argh she does this too!!!! She’s also obviously on ozempic and has lost 60 pounds this last year, after being obese ever since I met her, and has Botox and lip filler and lash extensions but talks away about how she is “naturally” a former model. It’s kind of amazing. I must just bask in the glow of her glory I guess. Nothing would help and I can’t say anything snarky so a nice mmmmmm it is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My mother is the same. She always adds "my doctor" in front of things. Like "my doctor told me I have the perfect diet."

I have started being rude since it is narcissistic. My response "I have never had a doctor say things to me like is said to you. He must be super special."

She's just going to think your doctor is a quack and refer you to hers. Dumb response.

[Anonymous]

I don’t respond to nonsense like this at all. No acknowledgment that I heard anything.