Thread about Vance raping a couch?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do you have against letting people know that was false? Do you want people to think it was true??

Also, if you don't find the whole thing insanely funny you're a humorless person.

Meh, it's not that funny. I'm not voting for Trump and I think JD is worse than he is (because JD is actually brilliant and using his intelligence for evil, rather than good) but I think "Hurdur VP candidate f ucked couch" is sophomoric.

[Anonymous]

It’s not true. I personally find the Trump followers with bandages taped to their ears more funny.

https://x.com/bmay/status/1814711170470977918?s=42&t=QqglXhsgC33LWVa3mC0ZAg

[Anonymous]

If it was a legitimate couch rape, then the couch has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do you have against letting people know that was false? Do you want people to think it was true??

Also, if you don't find the whole thing insanely funny you're a humorless person.

Meh, it's not that funny. I'm not voting for Trump and I think JD is worse than he is (because JD is actually brilliant and using his intelligence for evil, rather than good) but I think "Hurdur VP candidate f ucked couch" is sophomoric.

LOL, based on what?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The thread is about how he DID NOT have sex with a couch. No one said anything about raping a couch. How does a couch even given consent?

Either way, in light of these new allegations, I think it's clear: JD Vance NEEDS to address this and tell us the truth.

They aren't "allegations," they were literally made up by a guy on twitter lol. So, no, he does not need to address it. Nor does OP need to freak out over someone making a joke.

But I am cracking up at "how does a couch even give consent" lmfao.

The worst part is that the poor couch is going to be forced to give birth to little easy chairs and to have to raise these constant reminders of the damage they did to her upholstery.

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:Yes.

I’ve had a LONG day and needed the laugh. I have two Ale-8-ones in my fridge still (Kentucky/Appalachian ginger ale) James Bowman drinks Diet Mt Dew because he’s NOT from Appalachia. I might drink one in his honor tonight.

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:Yes.

+1. If Vance has had sexual congress with a couch, or, frankly, any piece of furniture, people need to be able to factor that into their thinking.

[Anonymous]

Couches interruptus

[Anonymous]

Has anyone ever seen JD Vance in the same room as a couch?

I'm not accusing home of onanism, you understand, but I'm not exactly not accusing him of it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Couches interruptus

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If it was a legitimate couch rape, then the couch has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

What cushions was the couch wearing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do you have against letting people know that was false? Do you want people to think it was true??

Also, if you don't find the whole thing insanely funny you're a humorless person.

Meh, it's not that funny. I'm not voting for Trump and I think JD is worse than he is (because JD is actually brilliant and using his intelligence for evil, rather than good) but I think "Hurdur VP candidate f ucked couch" is sophomoric.

LOL, based on what?

I mean, listen to him speak in old interviews. He is clearly very smart. Just because you don't agree with his politics (I don't either) doesn't mean he's an idiot.

He's smart, but yes, just using his "powers" to get power as opposed to helping people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do you have against letting people know that was false? Do you want people to think it was true??

Also, if you don't find the whole thing insanely funny you're a humorless person.

Meh, it's not that funny. I'm not voting for Trump and I think JD is worse than he is (because JD is actually brilliant and using his intelligence for evil, rather than good) but I think "Hurdur VP candidate f ucked couch" is sophomoric.

LOL, based on what?

I mean, listen to him speak in old interviews. He is clearly very smart. Just because you don't agree with his politics (I don't either) doesn't mean he's an idiot.

He's smart, but yes, just using his "powers" to get power as opposed to helping people.

Smart people look at why the role they want to fill is vacant. Can someone remind me why Trump needed to pick a new VP? Did something bad happen to Pence??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:07/24/2024 00:26
Anonymous
It’s an amazing accusation because, let’s face it, that guy looks like a couch raper.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1218159.page

Is this the type of discourse you want on dcum?

On Democrat Urban Moms? Of course.

It’s like you believe that’s an insult or insight or something.

Sometimes I wonder about the inherent confirmation bias of RWNJs and their bad faith discourse. Do they spend so much time in an echo chamber that they think their “zingers” resonate with normal people?

[Anonymous]

Is "rape" the correct term? I mean it is not like the couch can or cannot consent. Does the couch have agency in this situation?