Thread about Vance raping a couch?

[Anonymous]

How do you all know it's not true or it is true? Do you have all the records from when he was a teen boy? Is someone following all teens with a CCTV? As far as I can tell, most teen boys might be loving the couch.......

[Anonymous]

I had no idea this was a thing until I saw this thread. Googled and found all the memes on X. Haven’t laughed this hard in years!!!

[Anonymous]

If the worst thing about him was that he was a couch-raper, he would be a lot more like able that he is now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He did not have sectional relations with that couch!

I don't care what that boy did or didn't do to the sofa, I just hope it was within a relationship and it wasn't a one nightstand.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What do you have against letting people know that was false? Do you want people to think it was true??

Also, if you don't find the whole thing insanely funny you're a humorless person.

I’m not 12

Which means Gaetz wouldn't be attracted to you.

Another Dem lie

Gaetz DOES like em young.

We desperately need a version of “Not Like Us” tailored to the GOP

[Anonymous]

I heard he sought help from an upholsterer and is fully recovered now.

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:Yes.

😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had no idea this was a thing until I saw this thread. Googled and found all the memes on X. Haven’t laughed this hard in years!!!

You need to Google what's going on with him and his searches for women getting it on with dolphins. The guy is so strange, and he just can't help but blurt it out himself.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:He did not have sectional relations with that couch!

I don't care what that boy did or didn't do to the sofa, I just hope it was within a relationship and it wasn't a one nightstand.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:He did not have sectional relations with that couch!

I don't care what that boy did or didn't do to the sofa, I just hope it was within a relationship and it wasn't a one nightstand.