RTO drama

[Anonymous]

This Iron Fist guy is straight out of a mediocre 80s Wall Street movie evil finance dude character, but adapted to 2024 tech bro format.

Keep developing the character PP. I’m curious to see how the caricature evolves.

[Anonymous]

If it were an SNL character I’d like to see Bill Hader doing the voices.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This Iron Fist guy is straight out of a mediocre 80s Wall Street movie evil finance dude character, but adapted to 2024 tech bro format.

Keep developing the character PP. I’m curious to see how the caricature evolves.

It’s the J1 J2 guy. The caricature is already quite evolved.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lots of remote roles in tech - check out the big consultants - but he needs to find his own job and not rope you in.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a troll post. Clue is: "He wants me to find him a WFH job."

I work in tech. He wants me to use my network.

Tell him to use his own network.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a troll post. Clue is: "He wants me to find him a WFH job."

I work in tech. He wants me to use my network.

If I heard about something I might pass it on. But I’m not helping anyone or attaching my name to someone who got fired for cause.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are you a jobfinder?

Maybe J1,J2, J3 guy can give him one.

My man is all about the butts in seats nowadays! He has them clocking in and out like a madman.

I am ruling with an Iron Fist. Got them all on the clock. I like to watch the young people drop like flies. WFH is so 2023. RTO is the bandwagon to hop on. I got a perfect rating, max raise and max bonus this year. I literally pull the “come by my office” to every question and anyone WFH ask how their day off was. I refuse any video meeting or phone call

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And I already got new CEO to agree to let me join other boards for money. So going to be over-employed in person and in the open.

I love in a sr. Team meeting this week where head of legal dialed in I asked was she “working remotely” or “remotely working”?

Although today I got great news my old J1 my RSUs popped up hard. Like $800 a share now. I got some shares at $35 a share. Feels almost as good as early 2023 when getting 6 paychecks a month.

So you don’t work with anyone outside of your office?

I work with people all over the globe. Many people do. Not holding video calls would be like saying I refuse to use a computer.

The sad truth is many people are commuting to an office to have video calls with people in other locations.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This Iron Fist guy is straight out of a mediocre 80s Wall Street movie evil finance dude character, but adapted to 2024 tech bro format.

Keep developing the character PP. I’m curious to see how the caricature evolves.

+100000. Not using video calls?! How is that possible in 2024?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This Iron Fist guy is straight out of a mediocre 80s Wall Street movie evil finance dude character, but adapted to 2024 tech bro format.

Keep developing the character PP. I’m curious to see how the caricature evolves.

ABC!!!

ALWAYS BE COMMUTING!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This Iron Fist guy is straight out of a mediocre 80s Wall Street movie evil finance dude character, but adapted to 2024 tech bro format.

Keep developing the character PP. I’m curious to see how the caricature evolves.

+100000. Not using video calls?! How is that possible in 2024?

He's a baller. If he has to talk to someone in Japan he flies there. All expenses paid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are you a jobfinder?

Maybe J1,J2, J3 guy can give him one.

OP is the J1/J2 guy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a troll post. Clue is: "He wants me to find him a WFH job."

I work in tech. He wants me to use my network.

Just tell him all the jobs you know of require being in office.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This Iron Fist guy is straight out of a mediocre 80s Wall Street movie evil finance dude character, but adapted to 2024 tech bro format.

Keep developing the character PP. I’m curious to see how the caricature evolves.

+100000. Not using video calls?! How is that possible in 2024?

He's a baller. If he has to talk to someone in Japan he flies there. All expenses paid.

I do go in person. I love field trips. Remote people more than happy to come to your home. Just need to call in my lunch order.

Pre Covid I flew all the time for meetings. I actually flew to Japan twice for 1/2 day meetings. I even flew Portland an hour meeting.

I even did 6 weeks in a row Bermuda to “oversee staff”

Today I am at a work golf outing, last week a Nats game for work, doing offsite board meeting in Hilton Head in August, Vegas conference in December. I put in for a big T&E budget. Getting back to business.

Covid killed me being home from March 2020 to April 2023. I now know what it was like for the Iran Hostages and POWs in WWII. A modern day Schindler’s List was Remote work.

And with lazy most bones who remote I quickly figured could do my job 1-2 hours a day and to to full up day took on multiple remote jobs. Yea I was making 600k a year all my jobs but not healthy.

Thank God back to my big corner office, with secretary, executive parking, staff to boss around and my corporate credit card. Let’s see how many $1,000 dinners I can push through before my days above ground in person ends and I am back in basement with my three laptops, headsets, multiple screens making $50,000 a month.

I am not about the money. Now I got to go the beer girl is nearby.

And judging from my staff I can work till 80.

Only an idiot wants to WFH a lot. Taking out my corporate credit at home is Fraud. Taking out my corporate card at work for “team building” is ok.

[Anonymous]

why do you need to 'find him' a job at all?
he is not wrong - and could easily find a wfh job in tech, 50 or not.