i wouldn't want to get up for this either after a nice steak. nope. a man |
So you’d just let the dog bleed out? This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to be parents or pet owners |
I doubt the dog severed an artery. The fecking mutt probably just stepped on something and was tracking paw prints on the kitchen floor. Put it out in the back yard and deal with it later. |
| this post made me lol. |
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Sitting and vegetating after eating is actually a good recipe for developing diabetes.
The 'don't swim after eating' is a total myth, zero foundation in reality. The VERY BEST thing you can do for your body, for digestive health and for blood glucose regulation, is to take a walk or do some other at least moderate physical activity after a meal. Filling your stomach and then sitting like a lump is a very unhealthy approach - one need only look at the expanding waistlines of the average American to see what 'eat and sit' does to the body. |
Doesn't mean you have to leap into action just because your wife is all spun up about some triviality. |
| So he sits for an hour and then does the dishes? |
This is why you are a selfish Dbag. |
| He’s bizarre. And your snake comment was priceless! |
No, you're a lazy POS. Get up and help assess the situation and deal with it. Instead of sitting on your a--. |
Insert Muppets character: Me me me me, me me me, me me me, me me me, me me me me meeeeeee. |
Doooodle doooodle doooo. |
Lol |
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Not sure of your current set up, but maybe you suggest switching things up: given his need to rest after a meal, have him do all the pre-meal work (make the meal).
Then, he rests and you do clean up and anything post meal. |
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Yeah right!
He digests for an hour and then springs into action: cleans the leaves out of the pool, washes the dishes, files the taxes, plans Memorial Day weekend trip, donates to a good cause, puts the shoes away where they belong, checked over family email account. Yeah, he’s on the ball. |