DH refuses to do anything after he eats

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone else have this problem. He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake. Today our dog cut himself and he refused to get up and help me look at and clean the dog because “I just ate a steak I need an hour” while the dog was bleeding.

If he wants to control his A1c and avoid diabetes/cardiovascular disease then he should walk for 15 minutes after every big meal. It's concerning that he feel fatigued after eating.

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Generally DH and I don’t eat ourselves to the point of paralysis. But on the occasions we go out to eat and have a big dinner, we actually enjoy an after dinner walk. There’s something about getting moving again that helps get rid of that gross full feeling.

Turns out there is actually scientific evidence for this.

https://www.goodrx.com/well-being/movement-exercise/benefits-of-walking-after-eating

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone else have this problem. He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake. Today our dog cut himself and he refused to get up and help me look at and clean the dog because “I just ate a steak I need an hour” while the dog was bleeding.

i wouldn't want to get up for this either after a nice steak. nope.

a man

So you’d just let the dog bleed out? This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to be parents or pet owners

I doubt the dog severed an artery. The fecking mutt probably just stepped on something and was tracking paw prints on the kitchen floor. Put it out in the back yard and deal with it later.

No, you're a lazy POS. Get up and help assess the situation and deal with it. Instead of sitting on your a--.

I can "assess the situation" without getting up. It can wait.

You're ignoring your wife. Her ask. And the need because you want to sit on your a$$ and digest. You're a Lazy POS. Like I said. And like is obvious.

(shrug) My wife wanting something is not a reason for me to leap into action. I decide if it's necessary or not. Just like you do when your DH wants something.

Wow you sound like a great partner. I’m sure your wife feels so lucky to have you.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone else have this problem. He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake. Today our dog cut himself and he refused to get up and help me look at and clean the dog because “I just ate a steak I need an hour” while the dog was bleeding.

i wouldn't want to get up for this either after a nice steak. nope.

a man

So you’d just let the dog bleed out? This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to be parents or pet owners

I doubt the dog severed an artery. The fecking mutt probably just stepped on something and was tracking paw prints on the kitchen floor. Put it out in the back yard and deal with it later.

No, you're a lazy POS. Get up and help assess the situation and deal with it. Instead of sitting on your a--.

I can "assess the situation" without getting up. It can wait.

You're ignoring your wife. Her ask. And the need because you want to sit on your a$$ and digest. You're a Lazy POS. Like I said. And like is obvious.

(shrug) My wife wanting something is not a reason for me to leap into action. I decide if it's necessary or not. Just like you do when your DH wants something.

Wow you sound like a great partner. I’m sure your wife feels so lucky to have you.

When you are having a moment of relaxation and your DH tells you to make him a sammich, I know you stop what you’re doing and get right to work toasting the bread and assembling the fine meats and cheeses.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone else have this problem. He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake. Today our dog cut himself and he refused to get up and help me look at and clean the dog because “I just ate a steak I need an hour” while the dog was bleeding.

i wouldn't want to get up for this either after a nice steak. nope.

a man

So you’d just let the dog bleed out? This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to be parents or pet owners

I doubt the dog severed an artery. The fecking mutt probably just stepped on something and was tracking paw prints on the kitchen floor. Put it out in the back yard and deal with it later.

No, you're a lazy POS. Get up and help assess the situation and deal with it. Instead of sitting on your a--.

I can "assess the situation" without getting up. It can wait.

You're ignoring your wife. Her ask. And the need because you want to sit on your a$$ and digest. You're a Lazy POS. Like I said. And like is obvious.

(shrug) My wife wanting something is not a reason for me to leap into action. I decide if it's necessary or not. Just like you do when your DH wants something.

Wow you sound like a great partner. I’m sure your wife feels so lucky to have you.

When you are having a moment of relaxation and your DH tells you to make him a sammich, I know you stop what you’re doing and get right to work toasting the bread and assembling the fine meats and cheeses.

If you can't distinguish between a request to make a sandwich for a grown adult who is a tad pit peckish and a bleeding pet, that’s a you problem

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Anonymous wrote:this post made me lol.

Me too! “He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake.”

OP’s husband sounds like a lazy idiot, but she’ll probably be ok one way or the other with that sense of humor.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone else have this problem. He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake. Today our dog cut himself and he refused to get up and help me look at and clean the dog because “I just ate a steak I need an hour” while the dog was bleeding.

i wouldn't want to get up for this either after a nice steak. nope.

a man

So you’d just let the dog bleed out? This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to be parents or pet owners

I doubt the dog severed an artery. The fecking mutt probably just stepped on something and was tracking paw prints on the kitchen floor. Put it out in the back yard and deal with it later.

No, you're a lazy POS. Get up and help assess the situation and deal with it. Instead of sitting on your a--.

I can "assess the situation" without getting up. It can wait.

You're ignoring your wife. Her ask. And the need because you want to sit on your a$$ and digest. You're a Lazy POS. Like I said. And like is obvious.

(shrug) My wife wanting something is not a reason for me to leap into action. I decide if it's necessary or not. Just like you do when your DH wants something.

So you’re cool with the dog bleeding everywhere and being in pain. Nice. If your kid fell down the stairs and was lying in an unconscious heap would you also say “nah, just wifey’s ask, she can deal with the ER herself or wait until I’m good and ready”?

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone else have this problem. He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake. Today our dog cut himself and he refused to get up and help me look at and clean the dog because “I just ate a steak I need an hour” while the dog was bleeding.

i wouldn't want to get up for this either after a nice steak. nope.

a man

So you’d just let the dog bleed out? This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to be parents or pet owners

I doubt the dog severed an artery. The fecking mutt probably just stepped on something and was tracking paw prints on the kitchen floor. Put it out in the back yard and deal with it later.

No, you're a lazy POS. Get up and help assess the situation and deal with it. Instead of sitting on your a--.

I can "assess the situation" without getting up. It can wait.

You're ignoring your wife. Her ask. And the need because you want to sit on your a$$ and digest. You're a Lazy POS. Like I said. And like is obvious.

(shrug) My wife wanting something is not a reason for me to leap into action. I decide if it's necessary or not. Just like you do when your DH wants something.

Wow you sound like a great partner. I’m sure your wife feels so lucky to have you.

When you are having a moment of relaxation and your DH tells you to make him a sammich, I know you stop what you’re doing and get right to work toasting the bread and assembling the fine meats and cheeses.

If you can't distinguish between a request to make a sandwich for a grown adult who is a tad pit peckish and a bleeding pet, that’s a you problem

Yeah yeah, when a woman wants something, it's a drop everything emergency, not optional for the man to respond, and when a man wants something who cares no need for a woman to bother herself.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone else have this problem. He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake. Today our dog cut himself and he refused to get up and help me look at and clean the dog because “I just ate a steak I need an hour” while the dog was bleeding.

i wouldn't want to get up for this either after a nice steak. nope.

a man

So you’d just let the dog bleed out? This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to be parents or pet owners

I doubt the dog severed an artery. The fecking mutt probably just stepped on something and was tracking paw prints on the kitchen floor. Put it out in the back yard and deal with it later.

No, you're a lazy POS. Get up and help assess the situation and deal with it. Instead of sitting on your a--.

I can "assess the situation" without getting up. It can wait.

You're ignoring your wife. Her ask. And the need because you want to sit on your a$$ and digest. You're a Lazy POS. Like I said. And like is obvious.

(shrug) My wife wanting something is not a reason for me to leap into action. I decide if it's necessary or not. Just like you do when your DH wants something.

So you’re cool with the dog bleeding everywhere and being in pain. Nice. If your kid fell down the stairs and was lying in an unconscious heap would you also say “nah, just wifey’s ask, she can deal with the ER herself or wait until I’m good and ready”?

The actual extent of the dog's injuries was never explained. I doubt it was hobbling around on four bloody stumps after it got run over by a lawnmower. If the DH didn't care, that makes me suspect the dog's injury wasn't serious.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone else have this problem. He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake. Today our dog cut himself and he refused to get up and help me look at and clean the dog because “I just ate a steak I need an hour” while the dog was bleeding.

i wouldn't want to get up for this either after a nice steak. nope.

a man

So you’d just let the dog bleed out? This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to be parents or pet owners

I doubt the dog severed an artery. The fecking mutt probably just stepped on something and was tracking paw prints on the kitchen floor. Put it out in the back yard and deal with it later.

No, you're a lazy POS. Get up and help assess the situation and deal with it. Instead of sitting on your a--.

I can "assess the situation" without getting up. It can wait.

You're ignoring your wife. Her ask. And the need because you want to sit on your a$$ and digest. You're a Lazy POS. Like I said. And like is obvious.

(shrug) My wife wanting something is not a reason for me to leap into action. I decide if it's necessary or not. Just like you do when your DH wants something.

Wow you sound like a great partner. I’m sure your wife feels so lucky to have you.

When you are having a moment of relaxation and your DH tells you to make him a sammich, I know you stop what you’re doing and get right to work toasting the bread and assembling the fine meats and cheeses.

Directing your wife to feed your lazy a$$ when you're capable of doing it yourself is not the same as helping her with a dog that is bleeding.

Stop being deliberately stupid. You know the difference.

And no good man would pretend otherwise. Or tell his wife to get up and make a sandwich.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone else have this problem. He insists he is digesting and should not be disturbed. Makes it sound like he’s a snake. Today our dog cut himself and he refused to get up and help me look at and clean the dog because “I just ate a steak I need an hour” while the dog was bleeding.

i wouldn't want to get up for this either after a nice steak. nope.

a man

So you’d just let the dog bleed out? This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to be parents or pet owners

I doubt the dog severed an artery. The fecking mutt probably just stepped on something and was tracking paw prints on the kitchen floor. Put it out in the back yard and deal with it later.

No, you're a lazy POS. Get up and help assess the situation and deal with it. Instead of sitting on your a--.

I can "assess the situation" without getting up. It can wait.

You're ignoring your wife. Her ask. And the need because you want to sit on your a$$ and digest. You're a Lazy POS. Like I said. And like is obvious.

(shrug) My wife wanting something is not a reason for me to leap into action. I decide if it's necessary or not. Just like you do when your DH wants something.

Wow you sound like a great partner. I’m sure your wife feels so lucky to have you.

When you are having a moment of relaxation and your DH tells you to make him a sammich, I know you stop what you’re doing and get right to work toasting the bread and assembling the fine meats and cheeses.

If you can't distinguish between a request to make a sandwich for a grown adult who is a tad pit peckish and a bleeding pet, that’s a you problem

Yeah yeah, when a woman wants something, it's a drop everything emergency, not optional for the man to respond, and when a man wants something who cares no need for a woman to bother herself.

The woman wanted a bleeding dog?
God you're an actual moron.

[Anonymous]

He eats too much. Tell him to cut back. People get fatigued after a huge meal like Thanksgiving dinner not after any meal. That’s not normal.