| Because he wanted one. |
| The Hive Mind of DCUM would prefer that your neighbor take the bus, or Metro. |
| You likely live in a suburb that has a significant % of actual, or aspirational, rednecks. Manassas? |
I would prefer he drive a car without a modified muffler so I don’t have to hear him driving up and down the street! |
| You’re asking the wrong question. The right question is: “why am I living in the suburbs when clearly I would be happier living on several acres in the country?” |
You forgot military, ex military, and redneck women. Those are the only people I know with Chargers. |
Or enlisted military and in his 20s. |
| My brother has a Charger. He doesn’t fall into any of the categories of owners listed here. I was really, really surprised when he bought it. I did not see that coming. You may hate hearing a Charger driving down the street, but it’s much worse riding in one. I don’t understand how he can tolerate it. |
This is always my assumption, too. Do they know this? |
Because he wants to annoy stupid neighbors like you. |
Yes we know this and your adult daughters love us; your husbands are afraid of us. |
Hahahaha! Points for using a semicolon, though. |
If I knew him, I'd tell he that he needs to get a Harly Fatboy next. |
Or military. |
Because it’s the poor part of the suburbs. Everyone here has a Tesla, bmw, or mini van |