Why does my neighbor have a Charger?

Anonymous
We live in the suburbs. No one is racing to the stop sign. I hate his loud car. Why does he have it!?!
Anonymous
BecUse he is cooler than you, full stop.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:BecUse he is cooler than you, full stop.


Wait are you my lame neighbor!?!
Anonymous
Because he likes a fun car. Enjoy your boring one.
Anonymous
Maybe he hates your minivan ?
Anonymous
Because he’s me as soon as I’m an empty nester. Cant wait.
Anonymous
Because it is cheaper than a Mercedes Benz AMG 63 S-Coupe or BMW M5.
Anonymous
What's wrong with a charger?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:What's wrong with a charger?


It’s so loud. It’s so annoying.
Anonymous
Because he wanted a sports car and couldn’t afford a luxury car.
Anonymous
I know!

Because he likes it!
Anonymous
My 90 year old grandma has a Charger. *shrugs*
Anonymous
Is he a drug dealer or a Police Officer?
Had to be one or the other. It’s in the car ownership rule book.
Anonymous
He is trying to compensate for his "shortcomings".
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Is he a drug dealer or a Police Officer?
Had to be one or the other. It’s in the car ownership rule book.


Either of these is feasible based on the hours he keeps. And I can tell what kind of hours he keeps because I hear his annoying car going up and down the street!
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