| We live in the suburbs. No one is racing to the stop sign. I hate his loud car. Why does he have it!?! |
| BecUse he is cooler than you, full stop. |
Wait are you my lame neighbor!?! |
| Because he likes a fun car. Enjoy your boring one. |
| Maybe he hates your minivan ? |
| Because he’s me as soon as I’m an empty nester. Cant wait. |
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Because it is cheaper than a Mercedes Benz AMG 63 S-Coupe or BMW M5.
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| What's wrong with a charger? |
It’s so loud. It’s so annoying. |
| Because he wanted a sports car and couldn’t afford a luxury car. |
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I know!
Because he likes it! |
| My 90 year old grandma has a Charger. *shrugs* |
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Is he a drug dealer or a Police Officer?
Had to be one or the other. It’s in the car ownership rule book. |
| He is trying to compensate for his "shortcomings". |
Either of these is feasible based on the hours he keeps. And I can tell what kind of hours he keeps because I hear his annoying car going up and down the street! |