Can you tell if someone does Pilates?

[Anonymous]

I live close to a Pilates studio, none of the people doing the classes look like they do Pilates or any type of exercise.

[Anonymous]

I can tell if they don't.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Yes because they can't stop talking about how they do pilates

Yep, the same way that I know if someone does cross fit or barre bar or peloton

THIS! And they never look as good as they think.

I CAN tell when someone lifts weights.

Sweetie,
And who do you look like?

Your mom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yes because they can't stop talking about how they do pilates

Yep, the same way that I know if someone does cross fit or barre bar or peloton

THIS! And they never look as good as they think.

I CAN tell when someone lifts weights.

Sweetie,
And who do you look like?

Your mom

Why are you two being mean? Stop it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I live close to a Pilates studio, none of the people doing the classes look like they do Pilates or any type of exercise.

This entire thread is filled with nasty comments. Sometimes it is really exhausting.

[Anonymous]

Do ballerinas look like ballerinas because they do ballet or do they do ballet because their body type gravitates to ballet?

people with Pilates bodies or yoga bodies naturally have those bodies.

I always found the notion that Pilates elongates your muscles to be pretty darn funny. how exactly do you elongate a muscle? Muscle length is determined by the length of your bones and you can not change that.

[Anonymous]

Pilates bodies come in all shapes, weights, sizes — it also depends on how often you do it, your nutrition, your body type etc etc. I love Pilates and it’s helped me develop the core strength, balance and flexibility that I always needed but didn’t gain through other exercise programs — probably because I didn’t enjoy anything else enough to be consistent. I now have the strength to do weight lifting and other exercises, with better mind-body connection, stability and strength.

[Anonymous]

They look like a tree trunk

[Anonymous]

DC exercise classes :
Pilates class -lululemoners with giant engagement rings and eating disorders so not enough energy to do a real workout

Yoga class - vegetarian ‘hippies’ subsidized by wealthy parents

Running clubs -intense low risk workaholics who end up as grumpy fed managers

Spinning: guys who want to cheat and women who are ok with that

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DC exercise classes :
Pilates class -lululemoners with giant engagement rings and eating disorders so not enough energy to do a real workout

Yoga class - vegetarian ‘hippies’ subsidized by wealthy parents

Running clubs -intense low risk workaholics who end up as grumpy fed managers

Spinning: guys who want to cheat and women who are ok with that

This isn’t even witty.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Yes because they can't stop talking about how they do pilates

Yep, the same way that I know if someone does cross fit or barre bar or peloton

Yes, especially if they do intermittent fasting as well.

[Anonymous]

Yes, you can tell by their wallet - now its much lighter!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I live close to a Pilates studio, none of the people doing the classes look like they do Pilates or any type of exercise.

This entire thread is filled with nasty comments. Sometimes it is really exhausting.

But sometimes it’s kinda funny.

[Anonymous]

I don’t think so. Not the same as how you can alter when someone middle aged does heavy weights

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DC exercise classes :
Pilates class -lululemoners with giant engagement rings and eating disorders so not enough energy to do a real workout

Yoga class - vegetarian ‘hippies’ subsidized by wealthy parents

Running clubs -intense low risk workaholics who end up as grumpy fed managers

Spinning: guys who want to cheat and women who are ok with that

How long did it take you to come up with this creative piece