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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've been trying to follow but it's not captivating for me. I don't think they've been swinging or soft swinging or whatever. I think the one girl outing everyone cheated and she made this up to draw attention away from that. I think she cheated with one of the other husbands and instead of just taking the heat she made up this stupid story. I bet they've all made out with eachother in hot tubs but that's about it. All the Mormons I've ever known are very prudish. Sincerely doubt there's some Mormon influencer/swinging circle.

That’s how she’s defining “soft swinging”.

Are we sure it’s not soaking???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've been trying to follow but it's not captivating for me. I don't think they've been swinging or soft swinging or whatever. I think the one girl outing everyone cheated and she made this up to draw attention away from that. I think she cheated with one of the other husbands and instead of just taking the heat she made up this stupid story. I bet they've all made out with eachother in hot tubs but that's about it. All the Mormons I've ever known are very prudish. Sincerely doubt there's some Mormon influencer/swinging circle.

That’s how she’s defining “soft swinging”.

Are we sure it’s not soaking???

??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've been trying to follow but it's not captivating for me. I don't think they've been swinging or soft swinging or whatever. I think the one girl outing everyone cheated and she made this up to draw attention away from that. I think she cheated with one of the other husbands and instead of just taking the heat she made up this stupid story. I bet they've all made out with eachother in hot tubs but that's about it. All the Mormons I've ever known are very prudish. Sincerely doubt there's some Mormon influencer/swinging circle.

That’s how she’s defining “soft swinging”.

Are we sure it’s not soaking???

??

Soaking is when the guy goes in your fun hole but doesn't move. You two just lie there and enjoy being that close.

Jump humping is when 2 Mormons soak and their friend(s) jump on the bed to create the movement for them.

Both are ways to "get around" the no sex before marriage thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I've been trying to follow but it's not captivating for me. I don't think they've been swinging or soft swinging or whatever. I think the one girl outing everyone cheated and she made this up to draw attention away from that. I think she cheated with one of the other husbands and instead of just taking the heat she made up this stupid story. I bet they've all made out with eachother in hot tubs but that's about it. All the Mormons I've ever known are very prudish. Sincerely doubt there's some Mormon influencer/swinging circle.

That’s how she’s defining “soft swinging”.

Are we sure it’s not soaking???

??

Soaking is when the guy goes in your fun hole but doesn't move. You two just lie there and enjoy being that close.

Jump humping is when 2 Mormons soak and their friend(s) jump on the bed to create the movement for them.

Both are ways to "get around" the no sex before marriage thing.

The leaps people go to to claim they are not having sex…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is the most bizarre sub sub sub culture. I don’t know these people but we do have mutual friends and the pressure to be hot is so real. All the plastic surgery, hair extensions, fake tans, ugh.

But I do think this Taylor person and maybe others are claiming the Mormon label mostly for TikTok clout. I’ve never been a fan of people saying somebody who drinks coffee isn’t allowed to call themselves Mormon but when you do that and didn’t get married in the temple, drink, never go to church, and aren’t making some good faith attempt to claim the community despite conflicted beliefs, but all your TikTok’s are about being Mormon, that’s suspicious. And this isn’t even taking into consideration the swinging.

But I do know “Mormon” swingers, ha.

Because new prophecies (sp?) overrule older prophecies. Elder wants some strange = time for a new prophecy!

[Anonymous]

Anyone watching the new Hulu show on this? Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anyone watching the new Hulu show on this? Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

I started the first episode but I'm not into reality TV so didn't continue. They don't seem very smart. The one girl said Soft Swinging is everything but PIV, so they were having oral sex.

[Anonymous]

It was good! I hate Jen's husband, hate Dakota, love Taylor, love Mayci- her back story is crazy!!! I wish they showed it. She got pregnant in college and the father died in a car accident leaving her a single mom at like 19. It was so tragic and heartbreaking. I hope they make a season 2.

[Anonymous]

I watched the first episode but I don’t know if I want to watch the rest. They’re all trying so hard. Usually with a real housewives season you get one who’s trying to stir drama or be quirky to get another season but it’s all of them on this show. Yes, they’re all young and started families young, but they just all seem so immature.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anyone watching the new Hulu show on this? Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

I started the first episode but I'm not into reality TV so didn't continue. They don't seem very smart. The one girl said Soft Swinging is everything but PIV, so they were having oral sex.

Does that mean soft swinging is okay in their religion?

[Anonymous]

Soft swinging has nothing to do with their religion but just their sexual desires and curiosities. They all marry so young and don't have many if any sexual experiences before they marry. Mormons do not condone swinging duh. It's just somewhat common because of the marrying young lacking experiences thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was really struck by how young and beautiful they all are! I guess living in DC you get a warped perspective on how people look -- tired and frumpy!

That or how almost everyone m in the south or Utah marry at age 23 and have all their kids before age 30. And don’t go tired and frumpy.

[Anonymous]

I binged the season yesterday in between laundry. I think I mostly hate watched.

Yes they are all beautiful, but they are also in their 20s. It feels insane to see 21-22 year olds with multiple kids in nice big homes.

Even though Taylor has made the most mistakes, she's the most honest. I wish they would have given more back story for us old moms who did not follow momtok.

Whitney is insufferable. Who the hell puts a positive pregnancy test in a cake? GROSS

Jenn is on her way to divorce.

Mikayla Matthews looked sick. So I looked her up and she does have a chronic illness. They should have had that storyline as well.

[Anonymous]

I follow a ton of Utah mormon influencers and they all get married before 20 and have their first kid between 19-21---generally while still in college.
Looks at a sports roster for BYU sometime--if you open up any profile for a junior or senior it will mention a spouse.

They have super quick (3 month or less) engagements so it's possible to meet, get engaged and get married in under 6 months. The wedding venues and vendors in Utah are all used to bookings that are 3 months out (unlike here were you can't rent a popular place for under a year or more out).

It's a fascinating culture. The women all end up looking like each other: same injections, same boobs, veneers, hair, etc. It's wild.

[Anonymous]

The soda shops! So crazy to see everyone drinking so much soda.