This wedding is beautiful. Will kopelman (Drew's ex) and Allie Micheler

[Anonymous]

I just wasted 4 minutes looking through that slideshow and reading the cringey captions. That was so bland. And, do they really have no Black friends or any POC to invite to their wedding? I mean, do they not even try to have some diverse friends? I just find it surprising.
Not a spectacular wedding at all. Pretty boring and bland.

[Anonymous]

Perfection. Drew B. Said that she's a great stepmom and the girls love her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just wasted 4 minutes looking through that slideshow and reading the cringey captions. That was so bland. And, do they really have no Black friends or any POC to invite to their wedding? I mean, do they not even try to have some diverse friends? I just find it surprising.
Not a spectacular wedding at all. Pretty boring and bland.

I was literally thinking the same thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just wasted 4 minutes looking through that slideshow and reading the cringey captions. That was so bland. And, do they really have no Black friends or any POC to invite to their wedding? I mean, do they not even try to have some diverse friends? I just find it surprising.
Not a spectacular wedding at all. Pretty boring and bland.

I was literally thinking the same thing.

I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just wasted 4 minutes looking through that slideshow and reading the cringey captions. That was so bland. And, do they really have no Black friends or any POC to invite to their wedding? I mean, do they not even try to have some diverse friends? I just find it surprising.
Not a spectacular wedding at all. Pretty boring and bland.

I was literally thinking the same thing.

I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Like the blandest Ralph Lauren ad campaign ever created.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She looks like the would-be step-mom villain in the Lindsey Lohan version of the Parent Trap. That was an enjoyably cringe-worthy read.

OMG I was saying the same thing!! She's a doppelganger for that witch

Thank you! I’m not tech-savvy enough to do this. The Parent Trap actress actually is rather lovely, in an evil sort of way in that film. I now feel I’ve unfairly maligned her.

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Anonymous wrote:Obviously a very wealthy family. Will looks so much older than Allie. Allie is not very attractive in my book. Wonder how long it will last.

Are you kidding? I think she's gorgeous. Agree on the new husband - his face is bloated and sunburned. He will not age well. I can just see it.

DP, but she's got the strangest face. I guess because her face is so wide, she looks really bad head-on, but surprisingly nice in profile or with her head turned sharply. The best picture of her by far is the first one, where her head is cranked around almost to Exorcist levels. They tell you to learn your angles but for most of us, if the best one is head turned 120* to the right we're never going to find out.

[Anonymous]

I think she looks like the fiancé of Matthew McConaughey’s character in The Wedding Planner with J.Lo. Bridgette Wilson.

https://www.looper.com/213916/why-hollywood-wont-cast-bridgette-wilson-sampras/

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Obviously a very wealthy family. Will looks so much older than Allie. Allie is not very attractive in my book. Wonder how long it will last.

Are you kidding? I think she's gorgeous. Agree on the new husband - his face is bloated and sunburned. He will not age well. I can just see it.

DP, but she's got the strangest face. I guess because her face is so wide, she looks really bad head-on, but surprisingly nice in profile or with her head turned sharply. The best picture of her by far is the first one, where her head is cranked around almost to Exorcist levels. They tell you to learn your angles but for most of us, if the best one is head turned 120* to the right we're never going to find out.

You're right. She knows her angles. And the new husband was left out of 90% of the pictures of the reason - it takes work to make him look good.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This looks like every single wedding on Nantucket- yes, we have a family house there. Yes, I’ve been to them. There’s truly nothing great about this. I do give props for the dinner at the whaling museum. But the wedding itself looked cookie cutter ACK.

I also don’t think she attractive or photogenic. She’s got good hair and is thin. Her face is very masculine[i]

Yep. She just looks like a typical wealthy, spoiled late 20 something year old with dyed blonde hair. Nothing special.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Obviously a very wealthy family. Will looks so much older than Allie. Allie is not very attractive in my book. Wonder how long it will last.

Are you kidding? I think she's gorgeous. Agree on the new husband - his face is bloated and sunburned. He will not age well. I can just see it.

DP, but she's got the strangest face. I guess because her face is so wide, she looks really bad head-on, but surprisingly nice in profile or with her head turned sharply. The best picture of her by far is the first one, where her head is cranked around almost to Exorcist levels. They tell you to learn your angles but for most of us, if the best one is head turned 120* to the right we're never going to find out.

LOL!!! Best post of the night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Obviously a very wealthy family. Will looks so much older than Allie. Allie is not very attractive in my book. Wonder how long it will last.

Are you kidding? I think she's gorgeous. Agree on the new husband - his face is bloated and sunburned. He will not age well. I can just see it.

DP, but she's got the strangest face. I guess because her face is so wide, she looks really bad head-on, but surprisingly nice in profile or with her head turned sharply. The best picture of her by far is the first one, where her head is cranked around almost to Exorcist levels. They tell you to learn your angles but for most of us, if the best one is head turned 120* to the right we're never going to find out.

You're right. She knows her angles. And the new husband was left out of 90% of the pictures of the reason - it takes work to make him look good.

With all that obvious wealth I kept wondering why noone styled the groom's hair. A trim, shaping, and/or some sort of product could have helped it not look so straw-like and disheveled in all the photos. I liked the candid shots at the end by the lighthouse, but was so distracted by his hair. He should have gotten a hair cut two weeks before the wedding.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Obviously a very wealthy family. Will looks so much older than Allie. Allie is not very attractive in my book. Wonder how long it will last.

Are you kidding? I think she's gorgeous. Agree on the new husband - his face is bloated and sunburned. He will not age well. I can just see it.

DP, but she's got the strangest face. I guess because her face is so wide, she looks really bad head-on, but surprisingly nice in profile or with her head turned sharply. The best picture of her by far is the first one, where her head is cranked around almost to Exorcist levels. They tell you to learn your angles but for most of us, if the best one is head turned 120* to the right we're never going to find out.

You're right. She knows her angles. And the new husband was left out of 90% of the pictures of the reason - it takes work to make him look good.

With all that obvious wealth I kept wondering why noone styled the groom's hair. A trim, shaping, and/or some sort of product could have helped it not look so straw-like and disheveled in all the photos. I liked the candid shots at the end by the lighthouse, but was so distracted by his hair. He should have gotten a hair cut two weeks before the wedding.

I was thinking the same thing! He looks like crap! Almost 50 years old? No wonder she didn’t want him in the photos.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Obviously a very wealthy family. Will looks so much older than Allie. Allie is not very attractive in my book. Wonder how long it will last.

Are you kidding? I think she's gorgeous. Agree on the new husband - his face is bloated and sunburned. He will not age well. I can just see it.

DP, but she's got the strangest face. I guess because her face is so wide, she looks really bad head-on, but surprisingly nice in profile or with her head turned sharply. The best picture of her by far is the first one, where her head is cranked around almost to Exorcist levels. They tell you to learn your angles but for most of us, if the best one is head turned 120* to the right we're never going to find out.

You're right. She knows her angles. And the new husband was left out of 90% of the pictures of the reason - it takes work to make him look good.

With all that obvious wealth I kept wondering why noone styled the groom's hair. A trim, shaping, and/or some sort of product could have helped it not look so straw-like and disheveled in all the photos. I liked the candid shots at the end by the lighthouse, but was so distracted by his hair. He should have gotten a hair cut two weeks before the wedding.

That’s not the Nantucket look. Overgrown, I just jumped out of my 1975 CJ7, shag is.

My nephew is a caddy at Sankaty, but no glimpses of him in the background. Lol.

[Anonymous]

The only dress of hers I actually like is the Chanel she wore for the rehearsal dinner. I like the idea of the wedding dress and reception dress, but I think they went too far with the off-the-shoulder, low-back look. It’s too much and winds up looking like it’s going to fall down any second. I’m sure they are both full of enough boning to avoid slippage, and probably taped on, but still. I find it annoying in photos.

I also feel like her mom, friends, sisters all wind up looking better than her in most of the photos— more relaxed, more comfortable, in more flattering fun dresses. She looks like she’s trying SO HARD. I know weddings can be stressful, but she looks absolutely on edge.