Throwing our puppy a birthday party!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

Because op is posting on a site explicitly for moms and dads?

This site is not only for moms and dads you moron. That’s not how the internet works. There are lots of childfree people here.

OP, enjoy your pup’s birthday party. My Masiff turns 1 on November 11. Can she come? 😅😅😎😎

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is so sad. I am sorry your life has turned out like this OP.

Anyway, exhibit a for people who treat dogs like children.

Where does it state birthday parties are only for children??

[Anonymous]

I wish I could come!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

Because op is posting on a site explicitly for moms and dads?

This site is not only for moms and dads you moron. That’s not how the internet works. There are lots of childfree people here.

OP, enjoy your pup’s birthday party. My Masiff turns 1 on November 11. Can she come? 😅😅😎😎

It’s called dc urban moms and dads, not dc child free dog freaks.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

Because op is posting on a site explicitly for moms and dads?

This site is not only for moms and dads you moron. That’s not how the internet works. There are lots of childfree people here.

OP, enjoy your pup’s birthday party. My Masiff turns 1 on November 11. Can she come? 😅😅😎😎

It’s called dc urban moms and dads, not dc child free dog freaks.

You might be surprised to hear this, but Jeff can't tell if posters have kids or not.

[Anonymous]

Sounds great! Have fun, OP!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Omg

NP. Why read or comment?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

Because op is posting on a site explicitly for moms and dads?

This site is not only for moms and dads you moron. That’s not how the internet works. There are lots of childfree people here.

OP, enjoy your pup’s birthday party. My Masiff turns 1 on November 11. Can she come? 😅😅😎😎

It’s called dc urban moms and dads, not dc child free dog freaks.

Although “urban” seems to be used very loosely, and “DC” seems to be used very expansively too. Nice that the site can stretch to be so inclusive! 🐶

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

Because op is posting on a site explicitly for moms and dads?

This site is not only for moms and dads you moron. That’s not how the internet works. There are lots of childfree people here.

OP, enjoy your pup’s birthday party. My Masiff turns 1 on November 11. Can she come? 😅😅😎😎

It’s called dc urban moms and dads, not dc child free dog freaks.

What are the rules on dogless losers who spend all day hitting refresh and making comments on threads in a forum called PETS? Seems perhaps you are not really the intended audience of this forum.

/2 kids here

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is so sad. I am sorry your life has turned out like this OP.

Anyway, exhibit a for people who treat dogs like children.

I have 2 teenagers (human) and one dog. I do not treat my dog like my children. I’ve already done my Christmas shopping for the dog. Haven’t started buying for the kids yet.

[Anonymous]

My pups are my kids. They also act like it! They sit next to me and curl around my neck or head or sit and put their paw around me.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

Because op is posting on a site explicitly for moms and dads?

This site is not only for moms and dads you moron. That’s not how the internet works. There are lots of childfree people here.

OP, enjoy your pup’s birthday party. My Masiff turns 1 on November 11. Can she come? 😅😅😎😎

It’s called dc urban moms and dads, not dc child free dog freaks.

What are the rules on dogless losers who spend all day hitting refresh and making comments on threads in a forum called PETS? Seems perhaps you are not really the intended audience of this forum.

/2 kids here

Hahaha! This.

-Mom of two (human) kids and a dog. But I live in northern Virginia--the suburbs (gasp!) so I don't belong here either.

[Anonymous]

How fun! Happy birthday to your pup!

[Anonymous]

OP post some pics if you feel comfortable! Such fun.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My pups are my kids. They also act like it! They sit next to me and curl around my neck or head or sit and put their paw around me.

😆 this is the saddest thing I’ve read all day.