Throwing our puppy a birthday party!

[Anonymous]

We are throwing our mini goldendoodle puppy a birthday party and inviting all her doggy friends and their parents. So excited!

[Anonymous]

That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

[Anonymous]

Omg

[Anonymous]

Ugh, you white people just don't know when to stop!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

OP here. We do not have kids yet. So we are doing this for fun!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

OP here. We do not have kids yet. So we are doing this for fun!

I want to come! I don’t have a dog, but that why I want to come!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Omg

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, you white people just don't know when to stop!!!

-100 No need for this comment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, you white people just don't know when to stop!!!

What? NP. I’m Indian and I have an Indian friend who threw a bday party for her pupper.

[Anonymous]

I'm planning a birthday party for my dog too! I've ordered the cake and invited all her frens. I've got decorations and am making loot bags for the pups and the humans.
It's going to be an epic pawty.

I'm not white either. If you can't have some fun with your pets, what is the point of having them?

[Anonymous]

This is so sad. I am sorry your life has turned out like this OP.

Anyway, exhibit a for people who treat dogs like children.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's cute. Remind your kids to not get overexcited with the other dogs and don't overdo the snacks as the excitement, action and new foods may bring diarreah and vomit. It's a party so that's ok but have a clean up station and lidded trash can nearby against a wall so it won't get knocked over.

Why do you assume OP has kids?

Because op is posting on a site explicitly for moms and dads?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, you white people just don't know when to stop!!!

-100 No need for this comment.

Why? Best laugh I've had all day!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is so sad. I am sorry your life has turned out like this OP.

Anyway, exhibit a for people who treat dogs like children.

Yes, her life sounds terrible. She has a partner, a dog she loves, friends, disposable income, and a sense of fun. The horror.