The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I actually think you guys might be right that this isn't her.

I agree. Melania usually looks more tense in her face, and either her mouth is closed or she has a wide smile.
This person looks too relaxed with her mouth ajar.

Does Faux Melania have to sleep with the orange man as part of the agreement?

LOL even real Melania doesn't sleep with him

She slept with him until she knew she'd keep getting a paycheck (e.g. pregnant with B), then she stopped.

She couldn’t even do a repeat for a second kid, which I think is really telling.

Np I think Melania mentioned that she knew the raising of the kid was ALL on her so decided to only have one. Remember he was around 60 at the birth of Barron. I say good on her.

I also say good on her. I think it's mainly Trump. He views the first 3 as his real kids (who Ivana was clear he wanted nothing to do with until she raised them to adult age), he wanted Tiffany aborted ( and has groused about how ridiculous Marla was wanging to do stuff like take a walk with a baby Tiff in Central Park) and Barron is kind of a compromise to let Melania be a mother, but just the one. He's no Elon.

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Anonymous wrote:I actually think you guys might be right that this isn't her.

I agree. Melania usually looks more tense in her face, and either her mouth is closed or she has a wide smile.
This person looks too relaxed with her mouth ajar.

Does Faux Melania have to sleep with the orange man as part of the agreement?

LOL even real Melania doesn't sleep with him

She slept with him until she knew she'd keep getting a paycheck (e.g. pregnant with B), then she stopped.

She couldn’t even do a repeat for a second kid, which I think is really telling.

Np I think Melania mentioned that she knew the raising of the kid was ALL on her so decided to only have one. Remember he was around 60 at the birth of Barron. I say good on her.

I also say good on her. I think it's mainly Trump. He views the first 3 as his real kids (who Ivana was clear he wanted nothing to do with until she raised them to adult age), he wanted Tiffany aborted ( and has groused about how ridiculous Marla was wanging to do stuff like take a walk with a baby Tiff in Central Park) and Barron is kind of a compromise to let Melania be a mother, but just the one. He's no Elon.

Ha! I’m not going to believe Melania.

She had nannies and Trump even said she has a woman who helped with B.

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Anonymous wrote:I think Faixlania is the first and only internet conspiracy theory I’ve believed. I think this is not the same one from last admin—she looks younger but I’m not sure. If it’s the same one, I wonder what she’s been doing the past four years.

working in the secret service and keeping her body the same as Realonia. Not too big, not too fit. Just right. SS does a lot of jobs. She might have been protecting Mel and dump in Florida.

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Anonymous wrote:I actually think you guys might be right that this isn't her.

I agree. Melania usually looks more tense in her face, and either her mouth is closed or she has a wide smile.
This person looks too relaxed with her mouth ajar.

Does Faux Melania have to sleep with the orange man as part of the agreement?

LOL even real Melania doesn't sleep with him

She slept with him until she knew she'd keep getting a paycheck (e.g. pregnant with B), then she stopped.

She couldn’t even do a repeat for a second kid, which I think is really telling.

She only needed one to lock down her future. Plus maybe needs became apparent and risking it again with the old coot was not something she was up for.

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The leggings/puffer outfit is cute but not exciting or interesting. It's how lots of rich women dress on the weekend, down to the combat boots, sunglasses, and hairstyle.

I think people who obsess over Melania being a fashion icon don't get that you can't be a trend follower and a trend setter at the same time. She's not inspiring anyone. She doesn't seem original or interesting to me -- you can find women dressing like this all over Instagram.

I will grant that Hamburglar-chic was an interesting choice, but I don't think it's going to be sweeping the nation.

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Biden must have left some sunglasses in a drawer somewhere.

Also, look into pants.
(tm the Fug Girls)

I think the outfit is largely appropriate but it’s the hat and glasses that give it IDGAF energy.

Also such a weird mismatch in their outfits. He is wearing what he always wears because he’s a weirdo and she decided to go casual. Just totally weird people.

This is true. I'm the same age and a beanie hat is only appropriate for walking the dog. I get that it's cold but she's not outside for long, so I think the hat is completely inappropriate. I get that the sunglasses are necessary as it's the double, so I'm willing to accept those. I like the outfit.

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Anonymous wrote:Can we get to the bottom —literally — of what is going on with Trump’s shoes, once and for all?

Are these lifts or to prevent forward leaning due to dementia?

I'm stuck on how noticeably shorter Trump is than Newsome. Both are supposed to be 6'-3". But looking at them side by side, Gavin is in flat sneakers & Donnie is in those jacked up boots. He must be at least 3" shorter even with the boots & the anti-tipping modification. I'd say in bare feet he's got to be 5'-10". The con never ends.

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This is hilarious

Unrelated question but actually very important to the people who post here: how do you embed twitter posts? I know how to embed images.

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This is hilarious

Unrelated question but actually very important to the people who post here: how do you embed twitter posts? I know how to embed images.

Instead of [img] use [twitter]

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You are behind. It's already been shown that the photo of Trump and Newsom was altered. Newsom's hand extended, and Trump titled at an odd angle. An easy tell is that his coat is not hanging parallel to the ground.

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She is the same color as her husband with the same mouth. They are looking more like each other all the time.

She is not aging well. Does she own a mirror?

I'm going to take issue with this, and I have love lost for Melania. I loathe the Trumps.

Yeah, this is an unflattering picture of her, but this is how mid-50's women who have not injected their face with a ton of fillers and who haven't done plastic surgery look (like so many of the other Trump women). They are aging. This is aging. Melania is aging just fine. She is still an attractive woman.

You’re saying the Trumps do not use fillers or plastic surgery? 🤣 Thank you for the laugh. That was good.

All you have to do is look at their changing faces over the years, especially Eric, Tiff, and Ivanka and definitely Melania.

The adult Trump kids had no chins as children. Those existing chins did not suddenly grow by themselves. The gummy Eric smile did not disappear by itself.

Melania looked like she used filers. You could tell by how filled and puffy her skin was four years ago. Now she is wrinkly so maybe stopped using fillers.

No I said I don't think Melania has had plastic surgery or uses fillers, not the rest of the Trumps. I'll add that if she has, it's pretty minimal and subtle. I think Botox is a given.

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This is hilarious

Unrelated question but actually very important to the people who post here: how do you embed twitter posts? I know how to embed images.

Instead of [img] use [twitter]

I tried that with this post, did not work.

I know with the image links I have to have the image itself open in its own tab and use that link.

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Anonymous wrote:The leggings/puffer outfit is cute but not exciting or interesting. It's how lots of rich women dress on the weekend, down to the combat boots, sunglasses, and hairstyle.

I think people who obsess over Melania being a fashion icon don't get that you can't be a trend follower and a trend setter at the same time. She's not inspiring anyone. She doesn't seem original or interesting to me -- you can find women dressing like this all over Instagram.

I will grant that Hamburglar-chic was an interesting choice, but I don't think it's going to be sweeping the nation.

Nancy Pelosi’s orange Max Mara coat, however. Dang. That made a statement.

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Anonymous wrote:The leggings/puffer outfit is cute but not exciting or interesting. It's how lots of rich women dress on the weekend, down to the combat boots, sunglasses, and hairstyle.

I think people who obsess over Melania being a fashion icon don't get that you can't be a trend follower and a trend setter at the same time. She's not inspiring anyone. She doesn't seem original or interesting to me -- you can find women dressing like this all over Instagram.

I will grant that Hamburglar-chic was an interesting choice, but I don't think it's going to be sweeping the nation.

Nancy Pelosi’s orange Max Mara coat, however. Dang. That made a statement.

Nancy has credited some if not most of her exquisite clothing choices to her husband - Paul Pelosi knows his stuff.

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Anonymous wrote:The leggings/puffer outfit is cute but not exciting or interesting. It's how lots of rich women dress on the weekend, down to the combat boots, sunglasses, and hairstyle.

I think people who obsess over Melania being a fashion icon don't get that you can't be a trend follower and a trend setter at the same time. She's not inspiring anyone. She doesn't seem original or interesting to me -- you can find women dressing like this all over Instagram.

I will grant that Hamburglar-chic was an interesting choice, but I don't think it's going to be sweeping the nation.

Melania Trump clearly knows exactly what she wants and how she wants to look and is not listening to any of us. Her style is conservative but impeccable. Yes, she dresses as a very, very, very rich, very formal, very private woman And she knows how to cut a figure and when she's dressed to make a statement, she absolutely makes a statement without being flashy. You really cannot fault how she dresses because she is unmissable, similar to how Kate Middleton can dress to be noticed when she wants to, without being extravagant or flashy or tacky. At the same time Melania is not seeking to be a fashion icon or trendsetter.

One of Melania's advantages is she also knows how to carry herself. The modeling comes in handy here.