The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:So I went to Vanky's IG to look at her mother's day post and saw this gem:

[img]https://www.instagram.com/p/B_gLzpIBOIL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

How does she manage to overdo herself in poor choices?

In her Instagram feed, she said it was a 'throwback' picture. It appears to be from January 2020. I'm sure we, rightly, trashed the outfit back then.

If one chooses to enlarge breasts this much, one must adjust the sizing. She is bursting at the seams.

Give me a break. She has her arms extended. Everyone’s blazer looks like this when you do that.

Not mine. And there's the pants.

Those are sausage casings.

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Ivanka on a visit to a food bank. Very underdressed. This outfit is WFH appropriate but not for official visits.

There's always one thing obviously wrong. In this case, the shoes.

Only sneakers or sandals could work with this because it's a cute outfit for a trip to the grocery store or the park.

Grandma church flats with a casual outfit like this is straight out of her mother’s playbook.

I find her mother's fashion sense weirdly endearing. Not hers. Maybe when she's 70 and emerging from jail.

I can see that. Plus with her mother, she straight up grew up in a Soviet country and I think we can all agree that the Soviets just had a design sensibility different from everyone else (don’t lecture me about whether or not countries welcomed the Soviet leadership; I’m saying the design ethos in that part of the world is different). So for her, yeah, it makes sense. It’s a different kind of taste and on Ivana it reads one way, on her daughter it just reads horrible taste.

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Anonymous wrote:Her face is extremely severe. I know that I have resting bitch face and I was never a model or the President’s wife and yet, I can manage to look a lot more neutral than she does when she’s photographed. Her heavy eye makeup adds to the severity of her looks. When she’s moving her face (talking or smiling), she’s a pretty stunning. Cold, dead heart and vapid existence, but pretty in motion.

She was never a photographic model. That’s why there are no photos of her from her modeling days.

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Anonymous wrote:So I went to Vanky's IG to look at her mother's day post and saw this gem:

[img]https://www.instagram.com/p/B_gLzpIBOIL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

How does she manage to overdo herself in poor choices?

In her Instagram feed, she said it was a 'throwback' picture. It appears to be from January 2020. I'm sure we, rightly, trashed the outfit back then.

If one chooses to enlarge breasts this much, one must adjust the sizing. She is bursting at the seams.

And her huge breasts make her head look smaller, although they do balance out her hips.

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Anonymous wrote:So I went to Vanky's IG to look at her mother's day post and saw this gem:

[img]https://www.instagram.com/p/B_gLzpIBOIL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

How does she manage to overdo herself in poor choices?

In her Instagram feed, she said it was a 'throwback' picture. It appears to be from January 2020. I'm sure we, rightly, trashed the outfit back then.

If one chooses to enlarge breasts this much, one must adjust the sizing. She is bursting at the seams.

And her huge breasts make her head look smaller, although they do balance out her hips.

Look at how teeny tiny her head seems compared to the woman to her left.

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Anonymous wrote:Her face is extremely severe. I know that I have resting bitch face and I was never a model or the President’s wife and yet, I can manage to look a lot more neutral than she does when she’s photographed. Her heavy eye makeup adds to the severity of her looks. When she’s moving her face (talking or smiling), she’s a pretty stunning. Cold, dead heart and vapid existence, but pretty in motion.

She was never a photographic model. That’s why there are no photos of her from her modeling days.

She was a "model." There's virtually no documentation of her having been a model in any capacity besides a few try-out photos (where she doesn't exactly scream promise) or pics taken after she was Trump's girlfriend.

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Anonymous wrote:Her face is extremely severe. I know that I have resting bitch face and I was never a model or the President’s wife and yet, I can manage to look a lot more neutral than she does when she’s photographed. Her heavy eye makeup adds to the severity of her looks. When she’s moving her face (talking or smiling), she’s a pretty stunning. Cold, dead heart and vapid existence, but pretty in motion.

She was never a photographic model. That’s why there are no photos of her from her modeling days.

She was a "model." There's virtually no documentation of her having been a model in any capacity besides a few try-out photos (where she doesn't exactly scream promise) or pics taken after she was Trump's girlfriend.

She does have a beautiful figure.

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It was definitely a more casual event but her shoe choice was odd. The other ladies in this pic chose better but sneakers seems more sensible.
20200515-OSEC-MR-0027 by U.S. Department of Agriculture, on Flickr

Another pic from the day:
20200515-OSEC-MR-0026 by U.S. Department of Agriculture, on Flickr

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Why are they all standing so close together?

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Anonymous wrote:So I went to Vanky's IG to look at her mother's day post and saw this gem:

[img]https://www.instagram.com/p/B_gLzpIBOIL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

How does she manage to overdo herself in poor choices?

In her Instagram feed, she said it was a 'throwback' picture. It appears to be from January 2020. I'm sure we, rightly, trashed the outfit back then.

If one chooses to enlarge breasts this much, one must adjust the sizing. She is bursting at the seams.

And her huge breasts make her head look smaller, although they do balance out her hips.

Look at how teeny tiny her head seems compared to the woman to her left.

Saw her at an event once and her head is definitely bizarrely small.

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Anonymous wrote:Why are they all standing so close together?

It takes them a minute to figure it out. First the masks, then the 6 feet. Baby steps.

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Why are they all standing so close together?

The picture was from January or possibly earlier.

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Why are they all standing so close together?

The picture was from January or possibly earlier.

No way they were wearing masks in January.

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They all get rapid testing before getting together.

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Why are they all standing so close together?

The picture was from January or possibly earlier.

Bad patterned suit pic is from January. Jumpsuit and flats pic is this week.